Best Looney Poems

Max is mad at Molly
Samantha’s sore at Seth 
Freida’s freaking out at Frodo
While  Hobbits hold their breath

Jack jokes about poor Jill
She hits him with her pail
Humpty cracks open Dumpty
For drinking all his ale

Mickey Mouse and Minnie
They both make quite a scene
Playful Pluto gave her...

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Donald Trump just loves to tell "jokes"
Like, "COVID-19 is an hoax!"
When somebody dies
He tweets, "Its all lies!"
Trump ought to sign off, "That's All, Folks!"...

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Me and you
And the rest of the crew
Spinning through space
On a looney balloon

Filled to the brim 
With the hot air of man
Knots and screws coming loose
Out on the fringe

Without a clue
Of who let us loose
Busting a move
On this looney balloon 

As we flip and we...

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There once was an off-key raccoon

Joined a feat and barked out of tune,

   Since he groaned aloud

   The pissed judges cowed

As he won to shut off this loon!



Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Jan Allison
12/26/2015...

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A player whose name rhymes with Clooney
Got drunk and then drove - what a loony
Spent the night locked in jail
When released he looked pale
The outlook for him may be gloomy

He’ll get whacked with an enormous fine
But his club won't force him to resign
It would make...

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Somedays I feel like a female
Bugs Bunny, 
saying "whats up doc" while
confident and cool,
while other days more like a
girl Daffy Duck, 
feeling more like a tongue twisting fool,
while out shopping I feel like
an Elmer Fay Fudd,
almost always on the hunt, 
looking and hunting for bargains,
hopefully...

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The very moment it's offered
we accept it blindly, no questions asked.
Yet every time we give something away
there is almost always strings attached....

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I ask myself
who is this socialist Lula da Silva from Brazil?
How did he come to win the recent election of his country
despite his being recently jailed for corruption?

I look online to find out why people form an L on their foreheads
when mentioning his name. I...

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Eedjit, bamstick, scunner and twit,
Am no wan o’ them, am jist a nit.
People  whae’ve kent me, aw ma days,
 Say am unstable, in aw ma ways.

They dinna really ken, the person ah am,
A real great guy, and no’ a bam.
Ah dae some awfy funny...

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I can be your looney tune, bring you love and balloons and chocolate bunnies that sing
you deserve the finest things in life. You can make me go from hood to suit in tie, sipping 
champagne in front of fireplace until it burns out, and lights...

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My life's becoming such a shamble
Every day I try and scramble
To survive and keep sane
But sometimes this crazy game
That I endure never ends
One day it's going to send
Me to a place I get to be
With other people just like me
Who snapped from the daily stress
Making...

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The silence is deafening
But I’m sane I assure
Meet my friend Oliver
You can’t see him, he is right there

My name is Theodore
I took San Juan Hill
What the hell do you mean
I don’t need a pill

Abe Lincoln was 
A good friend of mine
And I used to have...

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Sailing ship to port
Tis evening or is it day
With time my brain has wilted fray
I steer the ore
I yell my salt
If I crash, tis not my fault
I repeat the fault I have in mind

Steering the ship to port
Under attack as well
Blue roosters under a spell
Squirting...

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Wile E. Coyote
would wear Acme “floatie”
wings so he could swoop from mountain bluffs,
but always crashed below to silent puffs.

The Road Runner,
like a tail gunner,
would down Wile E. into the deep
valley floor with his trademark “meep meep!”



September 5, 2021
Cleritoons Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May...

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The bells! The bells!
My looney, tuney pals!
The bells! The bells!
They curse and vex and howl!
The bells! The bells!
I must escape them somehow!

The bells! The bells!
The clanging, banging swells!
The bells! The bells!
The peeling, reeling knells!
The bells! The bells!
Sending, rending me to hell!

Imagination my frustration,
At the tintinnabulation,
Of...

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