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WATER LOO


Water water everywhere*
and oh how it did stink
water water everywhere
and all my undies pink

alone amid the rising tide
of baby toys and diapers
I stand in brownish bubbling surf
wondering which is riper

my mutinous crew has left the ship
fleeing from the putrid stench
I’ve also been abandoned by
my “ever-faithful” wench.

Alas as Captain I must endure
consequences of this blunder
hold my nose as I await
my rescue by - the plumber.


John G. Lawless
3/30/2016

My apologies to Samuel Taylor Coleridge for stealing this line from his poem
“The Rime of the Ancient Mariner”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 3/31/2016 3:09:00 PM
HA. A funny ONE, Captain. Oh my Captain!
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Date: 3/31/2016 9:35:00 AM
Very funny, John. Ain't that how it works? When there's a dirty diaper to be changed, it's like a game of musical chairs. You got caught without a chair. Love the humor! Peace my friend:)
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Date: 3/30/2016 4:17:00 PM
lol...so funny...I'm sure he would approve as long as you stood down wind when you asked.
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