Best Kidnapper Poems

A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return.
But people have discovered who the two hostages are and they are not concerned.
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are the two people who have been kidnapped.
People won't give a plug nickel...

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If you strain your ears
you could hear daycare man’s
blond-haired pig-tailed little
girl shattering her xylophone.

How straitlaced can a place
of rainbows and sugar highs
be, you remember asking
before you took the job.

You can’t take it, the
little girl always bothers
your lunchtime, hearing her
playacting rottenly.

Pink-eyed, you look 
nothing like your...

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