Ordinary Breakfast Brutality

Adjacent to Magic Mr. Coffee
Miss Sunbeam sits anxiously
atop the frigid Ms. Frigidaire
Grab two of her offspring
She protests perniciously
and shrieks ‘Kidnapper!!’

Madame Cuisinart murmurs 
‘C’mon, right here in my slots
Oooh! Yes, you NAUGHTY boy’
Shove down her handle and hear
one victim exclaim to the other:
‘Hey bro, I think we’re toast’….

Damn RIGHT you are Sunny Boy
and don’t you dare burn me
then try to butter me up again
Bzzzt! (A shocking turn of events)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Guzzi Avatar
April 16, 2014 at 7:44 PM
Very inventive! Congrad's on your win. Light & Love
Mehta Avatar
April 16, 2014 at 9:48 AM
Happy to see you on the winner's list. Congrats, tim
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April 16, 2014 at 2:19 AM
HELLO TIM, CONGRATULATIONS, THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING MY CONTEST... ------------ I HAVE MY REPLY NOTIFICATION OFF... (((This is a copy paste note to every poet, PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE A REPLY ON THIS COMMENT. I'm not being rude, 95% of the time, I never come back to read the reply you left on my comment. If for some reason, you want to give thanks. Let's do it the old fashion way. Drop by and read one of my poems, or send the thanks through soup mail, or just enjoy my visit. As I would yours. I don't enjoy comments on comment's. It takes away from every poet, One day Poetry Soup Will See it.... Have yourself a lovely day.)))
Collins Avatar
December 4, 2013 at 8:48 AM
You know how to make a girl laugh.
Lamoureux Avatar
December 3, 2013 at 7:07 PM
You are the master of funny! Congrats.
Dietrich Avatar
December 3, 2013 at 6:03 PM
wow, this one for me is probably the funniest and maybe the best of them all. why did I not see this one before? It is so awesome. Congrats, my friend.
Hamilton Avatar
December 3, 2013 at 4:07 PM
full of fun good write Tim congrats on win Shadow x smile hug
Onclaud Avatar
December 3, 2013 at 2:45 PM
hah!,, funny breakfast day..big congrats on your winning spot, tim.. hugggs
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
December 3, 2013 at 1:31 PM
Congratulations Tim xx
Delaney Avatar
December 2, 2013 at 1:26 AM
Hi Tim Loved the title and believe me it is like this for every meal here LOL Nutribullet, slow cooker and the plurry Cuisinart...got to love them all in the end, Hugs, SuZ
Tacito Avatar
November 27, 2013 at 12:06 PM
Quite funny. You turned daily frustration into something amusing. Nicely done. :)
Manassian Avatar
November 27, 2013 at 9:24 AM
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! :) Adorably cute! Amazingly sweet! I've missed you, Tim...Thanks for the visit! :) HUGSSSSSS
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