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Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper

A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return. But people have discovered who the two hostages are and they are not concerned. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are the two people who have been kidnapped. People won't give a plug nickel for the safe return of those two pieces of crap. Clinton and Trump won't be coming home any time soon, they are trapped. If somebody does pay the ransom, he or she will certainly deserve to be slapped.

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Date: 3/18/2019 5:54:00 PM
G'day Randy … politicians are the same all over the world Randy. You only see them when there's a camera present. Kidnapping politicians should be an Olympic sport - Lindsay
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Date: 3/18/2019 1:12:00 PM
lol, shame it didn't happen during the election Randy! hugs jan xx
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