Best Insurance Company Poems
Fifty Pills
My personal physician
says I’m the picture of perfect health
Then he hands me the pharmaceutic scripts
Dr. Miyagi
makes me wonder sometimes,
if he’s a paid health insurance company shill
Seeing how there’s fifty bottles of medicine
on my monthly HMO bill
Metformin
Deseryl
Glyburide
Lisinopril
Every day the bottles say,
I gotta take fifty pills
But...
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Categories:
insurance company, humor, pain, parody, perspective,
Form:
Light Verse
That Haunted HouseI bought a house that nobody else wanted.
I got it dirt cheap because it was haunted.
It was once owned by a murderess and nobody could trust her.
Things got so bad in that house that I called the Ghostbusters.
But those four women came running out of...
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Categories:
insurance company, funny, house, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Christ Mess MourningIn the beginning there was a lonely word but soon after
there was no room at the meagre hostel for the saviour
Sanguine hopes flash-flooded the sanctuary of hearts
...
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Categories:
insurance company, celebration, christmas,
Form:
Free verse
I'M America's Worst DriverWhere I live, a bunch of idiots work at the DMV.
They proved that by giving a drivers license to me.
When I drive, I constantly drive in the wrong lane.
Some people call me stupid, others call me insane.
If you're on the same road while I'm driving,
you...
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Categories:
insurance company, car, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Hindsight 20 20
I was coming up on 60, when I found a lump in my left breast.
One day of anxiety turned into two weeks of tribulation
as I returned again and again to the hospital for tests.
At last, I got my verdict: level 2 estrogen-driven cancer.
At this time,...
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Categories:
insurance company, cancer,
Form:
Narrative
My Most Embarrassing MomentIt was many years ago now, before my wisdom teeth
had forced their way through my big mouth, they were still underneath.
I had an awesome job within the motor industry;
not building them, but selling: an ‘Executive’, was me.
We had more than one franchise and we covered...
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Categories:
insurance company, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Junk MailWe await the daily mail delivery with eager anticipation.
Alas, today came another batch of worthless information!
Of course there were the usual bills that arrive without fail,
But where's the check that guy promised would be in the mail?
We've received more return mailing labels than we'll ever...
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Categories:
insurance company, funnytoday,
Form:
Rhyme
What Are We LearningWhat have you learned from your family experience
that influences your position
on public health and safety,
national health defense
and economic offensives you might propose
for healthier individuals
and families
and nations
and even planet Earth, hopefully?
Could you give me an example
of what might qualify as a politically satisfactory answer
for you?
Well,...
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Categories:
insurance company, environment, family, health, history,
Form:
Parallelismus Membrorum
The TypewriterTaking a course of being a secretary
Typewriter on the table is ready
My hands are aching to hit the letters
Speed depends on the movements of my fingers
A basic instrument of communication
You have to familiarize with the hands-on
Busy hands needs to type as many words
It’s like...
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Categories:
insurance company, fun, work,
Form:
Rhyme
Disordered Sons and FathersMay all sacred,
but not quite omnipotent,
fathers learn this day
as we impatiently correct
our stress-disordered sons
That respect is earned,
so maybe disrespect is too
positive and negative layered
for and against authority
for and sometimes restlessly against
repeating Business As Usual
white middle-class dadisms:
You snooze
you lose
May apply to your lethargic
chronically anxious
thuggish...
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Categories:
insurance company, age, father son, health,
Form:
Parallelismus Membrorum
Trump Female VotersTrump Female Voters
Trump female voters with brain and exterior
Do lack intelligence and appear to be inferior
And no matter what they always will seem
Lack any trusty features that try to redeem.
Of their thoughts we have become reticent
Without positive attitude and are complacent
About others feelings and could...
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Categories:
insurance company, allegory, analogy, humorous, drug,
Form:
Couplet
Categories:
insurance company, abuse, life,
Form:
Senryu
Categories:
insurance company, imagination,
Form:
Free verse
The Biggest Sale For My CompanyI was working for this South African company,
For its Lesotho registered segment.
I wasn't of the long serving ones
But a relative new comer.
Here we were in this industry:
Sales for an insurance company.
I had something of a different style
To how things were generally done.
Small premiums with government...
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Categories:
insurance company, africa, business, courage, cute,
Form:
Free verse
Tailgater
Will the person driving behind me kindly back off please?
You are driving way too close, and it’s not putting me at ease.
For every ten miles per hour of traveling speed,
there is one car length of distance that you need.
That is a fundamental rule when you...
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Categories:
insurance company, travel,
Form:
Rhyme