Best George Bush Poems

(This is a fictional poem)

My cousin discovered something embarrassing about George Bush when they 
were in the men's room together.
He lied when he told Bush that he'd keep it a secret forever.
The President has a wiener that is incredibly small.
He has to use a magnifying...

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(This is a fictional poem)

Last year George Bush was visiting my best friend.
I brought his friendship with the president to an end.
My buddy cooked dinner and he served chitlins.
I puked all over the president when I learned that I was eating pig intestines.
The president took...

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George Bush Jr. spoke today
  about a world united by horror
    to defeat a reign of terror

Joe Biden had already spoken
  a coward succumbing to terror
    to restore that same reign of horror...

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