The Pink Planet and the Leaky Rowing Boat By Nameless Wonder

Pink planet, you saw me dreaming alone, Without a dream in my heart, Without a diamond ring of my own. Pink planet, you knew just what I was there for, You heard me saying a prayer for, A diamond ring I really could care for. And then suddenly appeared before me, the only one my arms could ever hold. I heard somebody whisper 'hocus pocus' But when I looked, that planet had turned to a leaky rowing boat! Oh oh oh... Pink planet, now I'm no longer alone, Without a dream in my heart, without a leaky rowing boat of my own. You better shape up, 'Cause I need a diamond ring, And instead I got a leaky rowing boat. You better shape up; You better understand, To my heart I must be true. And this leaky rowing boat and me are through! We go together, Like George Bush and Bart Simpson, Like Bart Simpson and George Bush. Remembered forever, As condescending condescending condescending smelly-smelly boom de boom de boom. Well - a well - a well - a huh... Tell me more, tell me more, Which came first Tell me more, tell me more, Is the leaky rowing boat a joke? Tell me more, tell me more, Where is my sodding diamond ring? Dreaming dreams ripped at the seams, but oh those dreaming nights.