Commander of the Weird

As Commander of the weird
Member of the phurst church of phun
An ordained member I am father and I am mother
Of the rubber chicken

Juggled between one George Bush and the other
Between camps, I break my foot, 
They threw me up, North
I made some friends and begged 
To be dragged around
In a wheel barrow or
A Greyhound after I stole the eighty bucks
Or eight hundred dollars for one way
Not knowing the way back

Stealing a thick book from a library in Oakland
I wasn’t running away 
Snuck out the back door
To be smuggled southward in a van

Insulting a beautiful Cambodian woman in a yurt
That was not my yurt but someone else’s
Rolling around the desert with a mushroom man
Showing my butt for photographs just for a laugh

Hot Springs pool up we drive a million miles in a day
Naked women with strings show uteral decay
It’s ok, the sulfurous water cools as it moves downstream

Riding a UFO back to into the desert sands 
We break into a dark secluded box
I am an elf, we know the task at hand
Exploring, we find a family is lost
So we show them the way out

Into a raging sandstorm we jump 2 stories down
Into the midst of another labyrinth
Which is much brighter 
Full of people talking too loud
We walk around for the rest of the first night

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019



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