Best Fritz Poems

You squealed with six-year old delight as I wriggled from Hilda’s belly. 
I was a runt, the first of five pups who, with our eyes...

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You squealed with six-year-old delight as I wriggled from Hilda’s belly. 
I was a runt, the first of five pups who, with our eyes closed,...

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It is not new. The thirteen families, and Freemasons have been plotting for hundreds of years. Here are the thirteen families that make up the...

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Everything is my fault,
No matter what it is.
The T.V.'s broke, we're out of Coke,
The car is on the fritz.

You don't like the way I dress,
The...

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Last week my computer was on the fritz.

   The confounded thing was givin' me fits!

      Trouble was a...

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That that, which so softly,
that that by her smiles, giggles and sighs.
And that that, which is sooo around me.
That that. That which is clear in...

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Got drunk as a skunk, at a debutante
Eye catching tat I want.  With no regrets
a masterpiece of art that I can flaunt
clearly expressing my...

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Many If's of Life and Dancing


If you think you can make yourself look so delicious and attractive
Yet at times frills and puffs can enhance your...

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Thank you, Father, for hearing me
and sharing in my pain
the only one bar whom you serve
who offers no disdain.

From Mansfield's pits to the Western front
the...

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I'll box your two ears into one
Screamed a disheveled, distraught mum
I do not think that can be done
Quipped a grinning, impish son. 

And if you...

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A dear old friend of mine of many years was retired the other day.
In many ways I'll miss my old pal more than words can...

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Christmas memories come flooding back
Just  a few small gifts in my Santa sack
In the toe there’s an orange and a sugar mouse
I’d hide the...

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When people say don’t use the F word,  do they have any idea how formidable fellowship, flux, foxy, finite, and figure-head are freely and...

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fog bank just astern
bathroom fan is on the fritz…
ship in a bottle...

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A dear old friend of mine of many years was retired the other day.
In many ways I'll miss my pal more than words can say!
Alas,...

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