Fritz Poems - Poems about Fritz

My blimp is on the fritz again The hovercraft just popped I surely cannot take the car That’s jacked up in the shop The bus won’t come out to my house There’s no train tracks nearby But I must make it to your home And then you will know why I thought about our preowned drone With three brand new rotors Although after its first...

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My heart is heavy and my eyes can’t see I’m at peace though… she’ll live for eternity Greeted me at the door each and every day Helped me through the rough times That seemed to come my way A loyal companion always there for me Her name was Fritz…today I set her free Free from the pain I...

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MR. FRITZ AND BLACK SHEEP : Arrival at the clinic, We're here to fix things. Where's the the dentist? This dude tooth's aching, Thus Black Sheep; He's not fit for some days. He returned from London last two weeks. It's pain's such crazy, Can't stand so easily. Woe be tides Mr. Fritz, For opting to cause all these, Especially his wife and kids. They'll also go through...

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Chiz was a romance writer who actually made a living. Her dad was embarrassed by her genre, refused to acknowledge. Her mother put her down, to please her father. She kept happily publishing her books, unconcerned by their opinions. Her sister Dizz was a brilliant cartoonist. They did not consider this “real” art; being pseudo intellectuals. If they spoke of her...

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I Humans took Ancient Stories of constellations to science And laughed - all the way to the modern laboratory Just as Copernicus and Galileo would - at Ptolemaic Flat Earthists God laughing when our inventions "saw" twin quasars in 1979! II Better and bigger telescopes all the way to Hawai'i ignored God God is NOTHING at best; SATAN rules, or...

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Clock-maker Fritz lived in Bavaria He was known as best in that area It was cuckoo clocks he made None were better at that trade Cuckoo was he, prone...

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Fritz had always dreamed of owning some land After the army, he'd buy some, as planned But Fritz served near Iran And green grass there was banned Fool bought a golf course ~ but only the sand...

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Last night, riding across a full moon I saw a witch, that funny move she made was a twitch. Maybe her move was just really an itch, the wooden broom she was riding on looked like a switch. Could what I was seeing be a glitch, ...

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.Inspired From Sapper French's Diary from April 23. 1916 "Come On Over Fritz" Rain like a shower down my back off a thin wooden lath It’s cold and miserable unlike the remembered...

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I had him since birth He was mine for eight or nine years Until that fateful night Then He was gone He was jet black I called him "Dark Lightning" He ran so fast Then He was gone He was my life I treasured ev'ry day That I was with him Then He was gone He was protecting my dad From all those bad men They put a...

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Old Fritz I had me an old black and white dog, I think Fritz was his name Used to get tickled at him chasing his tail, to him it was a game. If I didn’t stop him though he’d run till he got drunk. Talk about a site, with...

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