My Blimp Is On The Fritz Again
My blimp is on the fritz again
The hovercraft just popped
I surely cannot take the car
That’s jacked up in the shop
The bus won’t come out to my house
There’s no train tracks nearby
But I must make it to your home
And then you will know why
I thought about our preowned drone
With three brand new rotors
Although after its first
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Categories:
fritz, funny, humorous, technology,
Form: Rhyme
Fritz Mans Best Friend
My heart is heavy and my eyes can’t see
I’m at peace though… she’ll live for eternity
Greeted me at the door each and every day
Helped me through the rough times
That seemed to come my way
A loyal companion always there for me
Her name was Fritz…today I set her free
Free from the pain I
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Categories:
fritz, death of a friend,
Form: Rhyme
Mr Fritz and Black Sheep
MR. FRITZ AND BLACK SHEEP :
Arrival at the clinic,
We're here to fix things.
Where's the the dentist?
This dude tooth's aching,
Thus Black Sheep;
He's not fit for some days.
He returned from London last two weeks.
It's pain's such crazy,
Can't stand so easily.
Woe be tides Mr. Fritz,
For opting to cause all these,
Especially his wife and kids.
They'll also go through
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Categories:
fritz, inspirational,
Form: Lyric
Parents of Chiz Dizz and Fritz
Chiz was a romance writer who actually made a living.
Her dad was embarrassed by her genre, refused to acknowledge.
Her mother put her down, to please her father.
She kept happily publishing her books, unconcerned by their opinions.
Her sister Dizz was a brilliant cartoonist.
They did not consider this “real” art; being pseudo intellectuals.
If they spoke of her
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Categories:
fritz, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Prose Poetry
Smart Telescopes Beaten By God - Nothing
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Humans took Ancient Stories of constellations to science
And laughed - all the way to the modern laboratory
Just as Copernicus and Galileo would - at Ptolemaic Flat Earthists
God laughing when our inventions "saw" twin quasars in 1979!
II
Better and bigger telescopes all the way to Hawai'i ignored God
God is NOTHING at best; SATAN rules, or
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Categories:
fritz, jesus, universe,
Form: Didactic
Cuckoo Clock-Maker Fritz
Clock-maker Fritz lived in Bavaria
He was known as best in that area
It was cuckoo clocks he made
None were better at that trade
Cuckoo was he, prone
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Categories:
fritz, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Fritz Buys a Golf Course
Fritz had always dreamed of owning some land
After the army, he'd buy some, as planned
But Fritz served near Iran
And green grass there was banned
Fool bought a golf course ~ but only the sand
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Categories:
fritz, dream, golf, silly,
Form: Limerick
Do You Have a Itch, Glitch Or Twitch
Last night, riding across a full moon I saw a witch,
that funny move she made was a twitch.
Maybe her move was just really an itch,
the wooden broom she was riding on looked like a switch.
Could what I was seeing be a glitch,
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Categories:
fritz, 9th grade, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Come On Over Fritz
.Inspired From Sapper French's Diary from April 23. 1916
"Come On Over Fritz"
Rain like a shower down my back off a thin wooden lath
It’s cold and miserable unlike the remembered
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Categories:
fritz, angst, war,
Form: Rhyme
Fritz
I had him since birth
He was mine for eight or nine years
Until that fateful night
Then He was gone
He was jet black
I called him "Dark Lightning"
He ran so fast
Then He was gone
He was my life
I treasured ev'ry day
That I was with him
Then He was gone
He was protecting my dad
From all those bad men
They put a
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Categories:
fritz, animals, dedication, depression, life,
Form: Quatrain
Old Fritz
Old Fritz
I had me an old black and white dog, I think Fritz was his name
Used to get tickled at him chasing his tail, to him it was a game.
If I didn’t stop him though he’d run till he got drunk.
Talk about a site, with
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Categories:
fritz, friendship, pets, old, me,
Form: Narrative