Do Not Use the F Word

When people say don’t use the F word, do they have any idea how formidable fellowship, flux, foxy, finite, and figure-head are freely and fervently formed? The F word? What F word? This crazy admonishment has led me to This F word poem. A fantastical fabricated tale, formulated and foretold by four flirtatious faeries who frankly, felt fractionalized, forever far-fetched, finely falsified, and furiously fantasized by formerly frozen phenoms. You will find words like fervent, frilly, formidable, feathery, figurehead, and flicker, in this finery. You will forget fizzles, falls, fits, feeling fervently and frivolously focused. Foundationally, this formidable fleeting fable of a quadrant of feisty feminine femme fatales Is fraught with falsehoods, fictions. My assistant, Franchesa, who was one of these frivolous faeries, is in a frantic frenzy toward focusing her feminine fancies on a phenomenally fragile finish, What? I have not even added my favorite f words yet.... Fun-filled, flesh-eating, form-fitting freckled, frozen, fast track, fair-weathered forget-me-knots to name a few. We are at the fidgety part of the flowery forest of fantasy now. I appreciate your faithfulness in falling for my ferociously friendly, flowery, f-trap. I find it funny that family, fellowship, famously, fleshy, formula, and feckless begin with the same F as fanciful, Felix, fanny and the word that shall not be named. Formidable words forever feel forgiven in the forefront of the fanfare of the forest. Philosophically, what about the furious finish, fortuitously finalized by my former free mason, Fritz? Forgone conclusion, friends, the finale was fortuitously inspired, of course, by my favorite letter, F.