Best Eff Poems
Below are the all-time best Eff poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of eff poems written by PoetrySoup members
Eff EweThis was a time when humans were new,
before stress in our lives, caused us to brew.
When survival meant eating dino doo doo and
grunting was the...
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Categories:
eff, funny, history, imagination, parody,
Form:
I do not know?
Unexpected EventsMy watch is broken, I can not wait for you to get here
The sun is heating,(I cannot believe) today, we're finally meeting.
I'm not quite sure...
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Categories:
eff, anniversary, beach, dance, emotions,
Form:
Ballad
The Call Guy Dedicated To Stephen PennellSteve works in a call center
to earn an honest bob
but some days he can't believe
the words that flow from some folks gob
They cus and curse
Then...
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Categories:
eff, for him, humorous, tribute,
Form:
Rhyme
Forgive Me For My HonestyForgive me
for all the apologies I didn't write,
for all the times
I didn't get it right,
for all the times
all I did was lie,
and for every time...
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Categories:
eff, anger, how i feel,
Form:
Rhyme
His Speech Is Very RudeMy husband is naughty a very naughty man
He throws down the newspaper on top of his beer can
He buys himself a sandwich in a cardboard...
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Categories:
eff, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
HummingbirdsFor my friend Ahmad, who requested a poem about hummingbirds :)
No hummingbirds
Nowhere hummingbirds
What the eff are hummingbirds?
Birds, the world is filled with flocks
They have...
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Categories:
eff, animal, bird, friendship, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
It Feels So Awful TodayI hope you'll find that someone
who can make you smile
that someone
who can give you all the time you want
...
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Categories:
eff, blue, care, farewell, forgiveness,
Form:
Carpe Diem
Reprehensible SavageryReprehensible Savagery ©
'Pon reading tragic headline...,
aye experienced grief alone,
no matter the killer (Chris Watts,
thirty-three years
...
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Categories:
eff, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Elegy
Keep FightingThey say keep fighting
All these wrongs that I've been righting
What's left, left in these writings
In the dark looking for lighting
They say keep fighting
A war which...
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Categories:
eff, heartbreak, inspirational, love, strength,
Form:
Rhyme
RunawayRUNAWAY
They do not even care, for them
I am not even there, they just walk on
And I don't want their eyes on me
Don't want to see...
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Categories:
eff, abuse, anxiety, home, how
Form:
Free verse
Another LifetimeVERSE 1: January 1st 2023
I was on malaria and typhoid medicine
Like 2023 is this how you choose to begin
God is the greatest cause Jesus had...
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Categories:
eff, anxiety, devotion, feelings, humanity,
Form:
Lyric
Runaway Once MoreRUNAWAY
They do not even care, for them
I am not even there, they just walk on
And I don't want their eyes on me
Don't want to see...
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Categories:
eff, abuse, anxiety, bullying, child,
Form:
Free verse
Cats Are CreepyThis morning while sucking a morning cig,
I heard a ruffling in the leaves,
And looked to see a cat holding a twig,
With one paw, while the...
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Categories:
eff, cat, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Behind BarsEff around
And find out.
Freedom don’t come easy.
The steel bar resort
Ain’t no place to be,.
But, eff if I know,
I ain’t ever been to jail.
Should have...
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Categories:
eff, abuse, anger, boyfriend, emotions,
Form:
Free verse
Nut Allergy JillNut allergy Jill
At last I was alone and my mind stood still
Thinking of a huge green hawk with a rather crooked bill
It was behind the...
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Categories:
eff, art,
Form:
I do not know?