His Speech Is Very Rude

My husband is naughty a very naughty man He throws down the newspaper on top of his beer can He buys himself a sandwich in a cardboard box And puts it in the laundry with his woollen socks. He takes off his pyjamas and chucks them on the floor He uses hankies frequently, so I have to buy some more. He wants to have thick sauces on top of all his food. And when he has a hypo his speech is very rude. I gave him such a shock when I learned to curse and swear But we really need to,as “eff off “is everywhere. Why, even in the Bible there are some wicked words I’ve not read it all yet, except Psalm 23rd. I mean to finish reading it and then when I must die, I’ll come onto a cloud and shout,Oh pi is in the sky. For transcendental numbers give a hint divine. Although you can get it better with a glass of dry, white wine. My husband drinks draught guinness and then he fall asleep He hollers and curses when the oven timer bleeps. He eats a piece of kipper and cried out,Oh,dear God! Nobody caught this b*gger with a fishing rod He wants to move to Whitby and walk upon the sands Sit in the audience and hear the big brass bands. He wants to see the sun rise and to see it set… So please send God some gelatine in case the air’s too wet!