Best Drinks Poems

I went for a pint with The Queen
and tried to avoid being seen:
her voice was too loud
to blend in the crowd,
and jokes that she told were obscene.

for Kevin's Namedropper contest...

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An old fashioned lemonade
Peach Melba cooler
A glass of  Spanish sangria
Pina colada
Pimms with fruit skewers
Or planter's 
Punch !...

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Spiked Drinks Got Them All So Rolling Drunk

Universe spun out of control and died
The planets sputtered out and then fell
The southern boy liked his chicken fried
And preacher's young son rang the old church bell
Hope lost its heart and thus began to cry
The throng laughed away,...

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Let’s hve haggis and drinks mi luve
Find de bes ina de ole land 
Lay yu head on mi chest mi luve
Whilst wi dance musik wid de band

Dance wid de band in de Highlands
Backyard jig good fer de ole soul
Tickle mi nose with yu gold locks
Tigether...

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He drinks zamalek
In the shade of 
The jacaranda tree...

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Absolut a total blackout
Baileys a trifle sweet with a big kick
Courvoisier won't make you an expert
Drams of spirits to up lift you
Echelon for wining and dining
Fireball wow that was hot
Gin maybe a Sloe to help you sleep
Hpnotic will have you in a trance
Irish Car Bomb...

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better to be back in black
said Brett Boe
Coca-Cola for coy cat
replied Carla Coe
draw the duck down in dew
whispered Donna Doe
fries feed feisty firebugs
claims Frankie Foe
good guys grumble about golf
implies Grant Goe
hairy hilltops hide hat heroes
stated Harry Hoe
jackal junior joined the jazz jam
assured Jackie Joe
kings kneel...

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he drinks at nightfall as stars glitter 
embraced in beauty 
a man’s house where serpents dwell 
he drinks he drinks 
dreaming of golden hair 
eyes locked on his 
a warm embrace 
he feels her fading 
in a faraway place 
as he drowns himself 
he drinks...

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Devil take it, drunk again.
Evil was that vile Cocktail
magnificent though it seemed at the time.
Olive was very bitter and hard
Never again my head hums at me.

Dram of malt whisky finished things off.
Rum and rice wine sure don't mix
Indigestion the least of my worries.
Nerves are all...

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Drinks Link

                               Shop- pub /  Retail.

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hummingbird drinks from
orange canna lily bloom...
jack decapitates  


jack=Jack Frost, Hoar's Frost, etc....

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Child Drinks And Drives
        (Parents Plead 5th. Beat the 5)

Mommy and daddy are going to jail you know
5 is too young to let your baby drink and drive on roads
Something went wrong along the highway of life
The child...

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kiss the hand that keeps drink pouring
Doesn’t matter when the night gets boring
Your not going to remember this is the morning
Home before they all start snoring

Hey there nothing to worry about
All you did was dance and shout
Stalking guys, had a stakeout
We were there to help...

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Such dusty mats of coconut, and hats,
and wicker chairs that creak; and chats, and cats
on sills that suck the early sun that spills
through glass to pass into the frills and twills
that talk and twitter, pass the time till tiffin,
pass the time of day this way...

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Summer Cooking

Loud cheerful sounds are heard under a pavilion
as family has united for a family reunion.

Always held in shorts and swimsuit summer weather 
in a park surrounded by a forest of evergreens and a snaking river.

It's always potluck, so there is always plenty of food...

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