Drinks With Her Maj

I went for a pint with The Queen
and tried to avoid being seen:
her voice was too loud
to blend in the crowd,
and jokes that she told were obscene.

for Kevin's Namedropper contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017



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Date: 2/28/2018 11:17:00 AM
Break out your reef, break out your chalice --- we're going to smoke a big bong man in Buckingham Palace! ~~~ Bob Marley; this poem made me chuckle Jack, thanks for sharing;-)
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Date: 11/21/2017 1:33:00 PM
Had me chuckling imagining you with the queen having a pint of ale. Nice one. love phyl
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Date: 11/17/2017 4:51:00 PM
Very nice.... are you talking about queen latifah ??
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Date: 11/11/2017 9:00:00 PM
VERY FUNNY limerick!!! You mastered this very difficult art form. I think I have to save it as a fave!
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Date: 10/5/2017 5:29:00 PM
A very funny limerick, Jack. At ninety I think her man should loosen up.
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Date: 9/26/2017 10:26:00 AM
Hey great limerick jack, just love this...
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Date: 9/22/2017 8:45:00 AM
So easy to picture the scene. You're a scream. Well done Jack.
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Date: 9/21/2017 12:27:00 PM
Congrats on your win in the limerick contest Jack, personally i'd like to have seen this place much higher it was so clever and had perfect flow and syllable count:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 9/20/2017 10:24:00 PM
This is funny, Jack! Congrats. Janice
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Date: 9/20/2017 7:16:00 PM
Way to go, Jack. You got the win!! You are one of my fave humorous writers on Soup!
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Date: 9/20/2017 7:10:00 PM
Very funny! Congrats on your win!
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Date: 9/20/2017 6:55:00 PM
Jack, congratulations on your win in the contest with this great limerick !
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Date: 9/17/2017 6:20:00 PM
haha, you are GREAT with these types of poems, Jack
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Date: 9/17/2017 5:40:00 AM
This one is hilarious my friend! You have come and delighted me by this awesome poem Jack! I truly loved reading your enthralling piece this morning! What a grandiose poem, Great Work!!
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Date: 9/17/2017 3:49:00 AM
I spilt my drink reading this one, JacK:) I have a feeling that in reality it was Prince Philip dressed up as a queen:) ~ Regards // paul
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Date: 9/16/2017 3:27:00 PM
ohh dear, a laughing ride this is, jack!...huggs
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Date: 9/16/2017 11:54:00 AM
lol this conjures up such a hilarious picture Jack:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx
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