Jack Horne Poet Limerick

Drinks With Her Maj

I went for a pint with The Queen
and tried to avoid being seen:
her voice was too loud
to blend in the crowd,
and jokes that she told were obscene.

for Kevin's Namedropper contest

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Keith O.J. Hunt February 28, 2018 at 11:17 AM Break out your reef, break out your chalice --- we're going to smoke a big bong man in Buckingham Palace! ~~~ Bob Marley; this poem made me chuckle Jack, thanks for sharing;-)

Phyllis Babcock November 21, 2017 at 1:33 PM Had me chuckling imagining you with the queen having a pint of ale. Nice one. love phyl

Pashang Salehi November 17, 2017 at 4:51 PM Very nice.... are you talking about queen latifah ??

Line Gauthier November 11, 2017 at 9:00 PM VERY FUNNY limerick!!! You mastered this very difficult art form. I think I have to save it as a fave!

Ralph Sergi October 5, 2017 at 5:29 PM A very funny limerick, Jack. At ninety I think her man should loosen up.

Harry Horsman September 26, 2017 at 10:26 AM Hey great limerick jack, just love this...

Jean Murray September 22, 2017 at 8:45 AM So easy to picture the scene. You're a scream. Well done Jack.

Jan Allison September 21, 2017 at 12:27 PM Congrats on your win in the limerick contest Jack, personally i'd like to have seen this place much higher it was so clever and had perfect flow and syllable count:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy September 20, 2017 at 10:24 PM This is funny, Jack! Congrats. Janice

Andrea Dietrich September 20, 2017 at 7:16 PM Way to go, Jack. You got the win!! You are one of my fave humorous writers on Soup!

Dale Gregory Cozart September 20, 2017 at 7:10 PM Very funny! Congrats on your win!

Constance La France September 20, 2017 at 6:55 PM Jack, congratulations on your win in the contest with this great limerick !

Andrea Dietrich September 17, 2017 at 6:20 PM haha, you are GREAT with these types of poems, Jack

Russell Sivey September 17, 2017 at 5:40 AM This one is hilarious my friend! You have come and delighted me by this awesome poem Jack! I truly loved reading your enthralling piece this morning! What a grandiose poem, Great Work!!

Paul Callus September 17, 2017 at 3:49 AM I spilt my drink reading this one, JacK:) I have a feeling that in reality it was Prince Philip dressed up as a queen:) ~ Regards // paul

Nette Onclaud September 16, 2017 at 3:27 PM ohh dear, a laughing ride this is, jack!...huggs

Jan Allison September 16, 2017 at 11:54 AM lol this conjures up such a hilarious picture Jack:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx