Best Do Not Have A Clue Poems

Sonnet ‘O Sarcasm, Not

When too frequently posed the question of “you’re not mad at me are you?”
The quick, smart Aleck, retort of “dogs get mad, people get angry or even”, usually follows depending on what they did do.
The following discourse exacerbates whatever is a ’brew.
I...

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A men only poem, well I never-
that is something odd, for a start
submissions from men
who pick noses and then
will polish it off with a fart.

We undress like drunken mime artists
look like we get dressed in the dark
steer cars like we're swimmin'
and then complain women
do not...

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" Why is the sky blue? " , said the Baby Gnu. "

Why do the seasons start anew? " and " Why do they call this place Timbuktu? "

" I do not have a clue," said Papa Gnu. "

" But I believe it to be...

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there is only one woman
in the whole wide world
one thing that matters
this certian girl
and she fills my mind
both days and nights
her loveliness is my delight
a loveliness i can not requite
so quiet lies my tongue
that would confess so much
about desire for a simple touch
heartless to tell...

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If no one ever tells you how 
wonderful you are,
How happy you make them feel,
How you shine like the stars,
I will.
If no one lets you know how much 
you are appreciated,
How they love the things you do,
How you are meant for greatness,
I will.
If the others...

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You bellow and spit before my face,
Grabbing your crotch with pride,
Yet when I roll my eyes and turn away,
My friends are mystified,

Forgive me, but these oafs I see
Just do not have a clue,
Why would I date these monkeymen
When I can see them at the zoo?

In...

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I am the eponymous A. Floating-Voter!
I do know my mind, but I’ll follow the pack … 
My vote’s up for sale now, to the highest bidder.
Yes! What was that offer, sir? You at the back?

One fellow offered me ‘less unemployment’;
Another one’s promised a crackdown on...

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I do not have a clue what to say,
I just know that I ruined your day,
when the drinks got flowing
nakedness was showing...
just stopped by your wedding to say "Hey."...

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spacing out I never did
Now I feel like a kid
Daydreaming with thoughts of pleasure
Since a gift of hidden treasure
Glanced into my lonely eyes
Now no matter how I try
My mind always goes back to you
And I do not have a clue
How I ever lived before
Now my...

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Please throw a rock so I can be free
Shatter these clear walls of my house
I'm tired of living in a clear prison
The outside search lights are awfully bright

Shatter these clear walls of my house
At times I feel like I'm going crazy
The outside search lights are...

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Just Something I Know

You do not know who I am
And I do not know you too
So what has caused that spark?
And drawn me closer to you?

I am not sure how to proceed
Because I would like to talk to you
But age has played a factor
And I...

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There was music mixed with melody
Unique the song we wrote
Our love composed the lyrics
Every line, each chosen note
Won't you stay like this forever
Just the thought of you divine
The way you stroke my ego
As I'm about to lose my mind
When I urgently need to tell you
A...

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" Stairway To Heaven "

I hear something
its a faint beautiful voice saying
"hey, Correctional Officer
its time to come to me
up the Stairway To Heaven.

I want you with me in my sight
You have done so well
with your short time of life
as you have died this night.

You have...

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Such a terrible way to be when you've been hurt by the one you hold so dear,
The emotions that rush through your soul alerting you of what you most fear.
   Visions of all the cold dark nights with the sound of emptiness loud...

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It is crazy, it is loco, just like the name
On ranches in the Southwest, it will grow
It is a poison, a narcotic, will drive animals insane
Once they have eaten it for a short period of time, never the same
It will ill them, but death comes...

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