The Moving Target

I am the eponymous A. Floating-Voter! I do know my mind, but I’ll follow the pack … My vote’s up for sale now, to the highest bidder. Yes! What was that offer, sir? You at the back? One fellow offered me ‘less unemployment’; Another one’s promised a crackdown on Crack. A third says my kids should get more education! Now who’s gonna offer me tuppence off tax? One bloke is standing who’ll never be sitting! So if he’s elected, he won’t see it through. He said I could choose ‘Not to be European’. I thought I did that back in ’72 … ‘A’ says I’ll have more disposable income; ‘B’ says he’ll build us more roads and such-like. If I vote for ‘B’, I’ll have more roads to drive on; If I don’t vote for ’A’, then I can’t run a bike! All of them claim to be fighting corruption; Opening closets; exposing the sin … Though naturally, MPs are above suspicion! Now, what was this ‘Members’ Expenses’ thing? I’m already beginning to feel some confusion. Which of the parties is really the best? They all claim the others are nothing but liars … But none of them passes the ‘truthfulness’ test … I really do not have a clue who to vote for! I’m starting to wonder if I should abstain … But ‘Say what you want!’ was my Mum’s favourite motto, ‘And if you don’t get it, then you can complain!’ So, come voting day, I’ll be down at that station. I’m going to vote, and I’m keeping close tabs … So go for it, candidates! Try to attract me! ‘Cause, ‘tween now and then, chaps, My vote’s up for grabs! .......................................................................... This is how we tackle elections in Great Britain - not so slick, but lots of fun! Entered in Dana'lynn Smith's "Politically Educated" contest by Frances King