Best Disbarred Poems
"Jacoby & Meyers" - gave me a pale
Round bellied attorney with pony tail
"Cash Only !" asking so far
After four weeks - got disbarred
Oranges fly between bars in Palmdale...
for Carolyn's Limerick Contest on Lawyers
She smiled the smile of a bankrupt barrister
No one suspected her files were out of order
Walking across the floor on staccato heels
They stared as she strutted through the corridor
They had fallen prey to her honeyed tones
Her breath had declared their innocence
They gladly paid her fee in advance
Deceived by confident indifference
Unimpeded by the facts of the case
She only practiced the art of beauty
Her greatest successes gifted by men
Who were bewitched while on jury duty
Sometimes though, there would be a lady Judge
Demanding to hear the facts of the case
The accused was no longer mesmerized
They had a look of concern on their face
The scales of justice weighted against them
Sad for them, no get out of jail free card
She's off to the next unsuspecting fool
They're unaware that she should be disbarred
A Town Too Small
By Elton Camp
Bugville’s city charter should be eliminated
Because it is far too small to be incorporated
The mayor is also the town’s garbage collector
Plus also serving as the local building inspector
City council meets in back of the general store
With little business, they seldom do it anymore
The town’s only lawyer was disbarred years ago
It’s okay, because to him there’s no reason to go
Old doctor Jenkins provides family health care,
If you should die, then he’s the one who’s there
Doctor and undertaker a conflict may seem to be
But however a case turns out, he’ll win you see
Just one policeman patrols little Bugville town
For expenses, not enough speeders come around
Therefore, in order for some extra revenue to raise,
The chief is a cop by night and runs a taxi by days
The only café doesn’t serve very many hot meals
As a slide line, it also carries some buggy wheels
And if it is from Bugville any tourist doesn’t hail
The only place he can spend the night is city jail
I ordered a hitman to whack a judge and that judge hired the same man to whack me.
The hitman got fifty grand from each of us, that was his fee.
But there was something the hitman didn't figure.
He died of a stroke before he could pull the trigger.
The judge said he was going to get me disbarred and I was wining and dining his girlfriend.
Those were the two reasons why the hitman was going to bring both of our lives to an end.
When the judge and I learned what happened, we made a deal.
We were both extremely relieved because we weren't killed.
Yes, I'm a crooked lawyer but that judge isn't a law abiding citizen either.
When it came to his girl, he agreed not to have me disbarred if I'd leave her.
That hitman weighed 400 pounds, that's why he had the stroke.
If it hadn't been for obesity, the judge and I would've croaked.
(This is a fictional poem)
I'm underrated
and I'm outdated
a little scarred
but not disbarred
just living my life
along with my wife
we're two of a kind
never hard to find
trying to live in peace
without loosing our lease
we're just two crazy kids
who grew up from the skids
we're causing no harm
come share with our charm
come enjoy a brand new taste
eating here never a waste
When it came to being a decent Human Being, you blew it.
You defended an evil man who was guilty and you knew it.
You knew he's a murderer but you still defended him.
He murdered a pregnant woman, that was very grim.
He admitted to you that he was guilty but you didn't and still don't care.
He killed both a woman and her unborn baby, you're living proof that life is unfair.
You're a lousy attorney and a lousy Human Being as well.
You're an evil woman and because of that, you'll go to Hell.
It should devastate you to know that because of you, criminals go free.
You should be disbarred and I think that other decent people will agree.
What goes around comes around, that's something you can bet your life on.
When you die, no people will be by your side, they'll be glad that you're gone.
Stage One: There was a crime? Oh, please don't offend,
because I'm saying IT NEVER HAPPENED.
Stage Two: Just ignore whatever you read.
IT HAPPENED BUT NOT THE WAY YOU SAID.
Stage Three: Okay, Giuliani, our legal eagle
said IT HAPPENED BUT IT WASN'T ILLEGAL.
(Wait, what? Giuliani's been disbarred?)
Stage Four: Okay, the liberal press did their due diligence
and we have to admit
IT HAPPENED, IT WAS ILLEGAL
BUT THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Stage Five: Enough with your fake news bit.
Your reporting's not worth a bucket of spit.
IT HAPPENED, WE'RE PROUD OF IT
AND YOU'RE A TRAITOR FOR QUESTIONING IT!
Symptoms of illness:
No appetite for eating,
Disbarred from fitness.
His full name was Bern Bernard
He was an imposing bodyguard
From a few scuffles he was scarred
But nothing serious in that regard
Walking down the boulevard
Showing off his business card
He also moonlighted as a lifeguard
You’d be safe in the pool or yard
You couldn’t help but love Bernard
He was the most proficient bodyguard
Any fear he could effortlessly discard
Have any troublemakers easily disbarred
AP: 2nd place 2020
The crooked lawyer was disbarred
When the case he worked on was charred
He sunked so low
When hit with a large blow
Then pulled out his latest trick card
THE ELITE CORPORATIONS,
HAD KNOWN ALL ALONG.
WHAT THEY WERE DOING,
WAS TOTALLY WRONG.
HUMAN CELL TOWERS
TO SPREAD THE WORD.
THEY CLAIM THEY HAD
TO THIN THE HERD.
VACCINATIONS,
WAS THEIR TOOL OF CHOICE.
THOSE WHO SPOKE UP,
WOULD LOSE THEIR VOICE.
CRITICAL THINKERS,
WERE DISBARRED AND BANNED.
THEY WERE TOLD
BECAUSE WE CAN.
WE GOVERN THE GOVERNMENTS.
WE HAVE THE POWER.
WE CREATE AND DESTROY
AND FORCED THEM TO COWER.
WE CONTROL,
WHAT YOU SAY AND DO.
BECAUSE WE HAVE COMPLETE
CONTROL OVER YOU.
ALL HELL BROKE OUT.
A WAR WAS FOUGHT.
IT ALL STARTED WITH
WHAT CHILDREN WERE TAUGHT.
THEIR BELIEFS WERE ALTERED.
BOOKS WERE BURNED.
SLOWLY AND SURELY
YOUTH TWISTED AND TURNED.
THEY TURNED ON THEIR
MOTHERS, FATHERS AND FRIENDS.
NOT THINKING OR KNOWING
HOW THIS COULD ALL END.
THEY WOKE UP ONE MORNING.
THEIR RIGHTS WERE ALL GONE.
ELITE CORPORATIONS HAD THIS
PLANNED ALL ALONG.
NO ELDERS NO GUIDANCE.
THEY WERE ALL ON THEIR OWN.
THOSE WHO COULD THINK
CALLED FEMA CAMPS HOME.
THEIR BACKS TO THE WALL
THEY HAD ONLY ONE CHOICE.
BAN TOGETHER AND
AND CREATE THEIR OWN VOICE.
THEY WOULD NOT OBEY.
THEY REFUSED TO COMPLY.
ALL ALONG KNOWING
THEY COULD AND WOULD DIE.
FREEDOM TO THINK
AND DECIDE FOR THEM SELF
WAS MORE IMPORTANT
THAN PSYCHOPATHS WEALTH.
Michael E. Harris
07022021
Sarah's time in law lead her to meet DON who is in need of legal counsel.DON indicates to sarah that barteriing all 3 of her hoolleess are what's in order.Sarah ditches the professional attire as DON take turns driilliing every oriifiice she has. She could be disbarred If her love of DONz DiiK was known to her colleagues but that doesn't faze her one bit..As long as sarah has one biig diik in her achiing uusyy,second time taking up residence in her aass then all is well in the world.. Her winking bunghoole roolls out the welcome mat for a biig cook as her utteruss squeezes tightly around DONz DiiK..DON double stuff sarah and blow hiis lload in a bowll for consumption..Rumor has it that sarah has moved her practice to the inner city since her baar rule deviation...
Note.What a romantic fantastic Story...
Disbarred from the encompassing
Travesty...
Color TVs and refrigerator
Combined together makes ice pictures
Filled with yellow ketchup mustard
Contemplating something
Distorted glass melting diamond rings
Frozen displaced clutter
Washing machine wringer
Dolphins laughing there're such singers
Lastingly...
Encompassing from disbanded
Travesty disbarred
8/21/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2019©
Be on guard, as you watch
The skies, dark skies.
Weirder that, bulbous owled
For haunts of eyes.
These, in place of what swirl
Innocent starred
May, down at you burst, burn.
Heaven-disbarred.
The barred owl - is he really wise?
He climbs trees instead of flies.
It is mostly in this regard
That he runs the risk of being disbarred.