Best Disbarred Poems

The crooked lawyer was disbarred
When the case he worked on was charred
He sunked so low
When hit with a large blow
Then pulled out his latest trick...

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Disbarred from the encompassing
Travesty...
Color TVs and refrigerator
Combined together makes ice pictures
Filled with yellow ketchup mustard

Contemplating something
Distorted glass melting diamond rings
Frozen displaced clutter
Washing machine wringer
Dolphins laughing...

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Sarah's time in law lead her to meet DON who is in need of legal counsel.DON indicates to sarah that barteriing all 3 of her...

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"Jacoby & Meyers" -  gave me a pale
Round bellied attorney with pony tail
 "Cash Only !" asking so far
After four weeks - got disbarred
Oranges...

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She smiled the smile of a bankrupt barrister
No one suspected her files were out of order
Walking across the floor on staccato heels
They stared as she...

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A Town Too Small

By Elton Camp

Bugville’s city charter should be eliminated
Because it is far too small to be incorporated
The mayor is also the town’s garbage...

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I ordered a hitman to whack a judge and that judge hired the same man to whack me.
The hitman got fifty grand from each of...

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When it came to being a decent Human Being, you blew it.
You defended an evil man who was guilty and you knew it.
You knew he's...

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I'm underrated
and I'm outdated
a little scarred
but not disbarred
just living my life
along with my wife
we're two of a kind
never hard to find
trying to live in peace
without...

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Symptoms of illness:
No appetite for eating,
Disbarred from fitness....

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His full name was Bern Bernard
He was an imposing bodyguard
From a few scuffles he was scarred
But nothing serious in that regard

Walking down the boulevard
Showing off...

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THE ELITE CORPORATIONS,
HAD KNOWN ALL ALONG.
WHAT THEY WERE DOING,
WAS TOTALLY WRONG.

HUMAN CELL TOWERS
TO SPREAD THE WORD.
THEY CLAIM THEY HAD
TO THIN THE HERD.

VACCINATIONS,
WAS THEIR TOOL OF...

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Be on guard, as you watch
The skies, dark skies.
Weirder that, bulbous owled
For haunts of eyes.

These, in place of what swirl
Innocent starred
May, down at you burst,...

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Gross reminders can't touch this, unpleasantness 
Bound to chosen can't touch this disbarredments
Rotten apples can't touch it decaying fossil peels
Undermining deposits won't touch disbarred reels

All...

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The barred owl - is he really wise?
He climbs trees instead of flies.
It is mostly in this regard
That he runs the risk of being disbarred....

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