Chuck Norris

You can gargel peanut butter And slam a revolving door You were born with a beard And at the age of two drunk your first beer And afterward crushed the can on your head You never run thats why you are Walker Texas Ranger You help old ladies across the street and tell children not to talk to strangers When you play monopoly It affects the whole world's economy And your biggest secret is Too-Wong-Fu is your favorite comedy You don't have any microwaves in your home because you believe revenge is a dish best served cold And if all that isn't enough You beat connect 4 with one move Ate a bottle of sleeping pills and just blinked Chuck Norris you are amazing