Stay Away From the Chuck

I will no longer be trying to cook a hearty Chuck roast For it usually ends up dry,and about as dry as burnt toast I tried so many ways to cook this hunk of meat Though in the end the results,are definitely no treat That cut of meat to me doesn't seem to be the best For it never turns out,quite as good as the rest I know how to cook them,steady,slow,and low And to use a slowcooker is the best way to go If your going to make a roast,use a rump,a round,or a sirloin tip Stay away from those Chuck roasts,and it will surely be a hit I guess their is no one to blame for these mishaps you see For I was the only one cooking them,Chef Danny,that's me
Dannyboy:9-7-12 :oP
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Fraser Avatar
December 29, 2012 at 6:11 PM
The apron and the white hat suit you my friend, this one made me smile, thanks Chef Dan, blessings Carl
Palmer Avatar
October 3, 2012 at 4:18 PM
like cooking myself,mix a few spices together,get it in a sprinkle bottle and sprinkle a little every now and then,JA style,lol,great write Chef Danny
O'Leary Avatar
September 22, 2012 at 3:45 AM
Sometimes, we' may be too self-critical... if you are the chef, you can always chuck a chunk my way, any time... Terry (great poem!) (& thanks for your kind comments!)
Guzzi Avatar
September 20, 2012 at 2:13 PM
LOL better yet stay AWAY FROM THE BEEF! hey sometimes they even feed those cows COW!!! make a pledge not to eat another mammal this year [Deb's ducking under the desk] maybe your tummy will feel better and your heart lighter? Light & Love
Walker Avatar
September 18, 2012 at 7:46 PM
Haha, cookin' up rhyme induced laughter!
Macfarlane Avatar
September 16, 2012 at 8:13 PM
Mmmmm....what time shall I come for dinner Dannyboy? LOL....Yummy write! Hugs
Wesley Avatar
September 13, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Cook it in red wine and have the buzz too; then you won't care about the rest. Somehow I can't picure you as a chef. The poem is tasty though!
Onclaud Avatar
September 13, 2012 at 9:16 AM
sooo feel-good, danny.. you should vie in the chef competition ( ala mario vitale).. nice!..:) huggs!
Susan Avatar
September 12, 2012 at 8:51 AM
ha! cute poem! how r u chef danny?
Breidenthal Avatar
September 10, 2012 at 1:46 AM
Hilarious and adorable! Very nice one!! xD --and thanks for the hearty advice. Happy cooking/writing! Always, Laura
Horsman Avatar
September 8, 2012 at 7:11 AM
Try cooking it in the ground, Dan.The Maori people of New Zealand, have a traditional method of cooking, called a Hangi, i'll guaranteed this will sort Chuck out, the best feed you'll ever have.
Pettit Avatar
September 7, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Chuck is a poorer quality cut of meat. That is why most of it is ground into hamburger. Good poem.
Andresen Avatar
September 7, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Is there anything else the chef can recommend? Have a lovely weekend. - Xoxo love Anne-Lise :)
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