I Am Anaya Poet Limerick

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Translation: Betty is a hot chic Barney is a rookie surfer
_{Bikini Quote Poetry Contest N/A}
^{(Changed to a woman's perspective- Collaboration on man's perspective)}

Bikini Betty's Beef

"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." 
                                                              - Jack Freestone 

Bikini Betty's Beef

A randy surfer from Malibu Crest
Untied the bikini top off of Celest
You’re my Betty let’s hang loose 
As he tried for her caboose
Celest slapped his hand away from her breast

Aloha Barney, this isn't your turf 
A lecher you are who can’t even surf 
Damn men with no brains, think again
Bet you’ve never even hung ten 
I’m not your Betty, uncool stupid Smurph
                                               by I Am Anaya

As striking as a Malibu Barbie doll
Gals in bikinis I love, summer and fall
But I'm classy and kind 
And so drawn to their mind 
That they need not wear a bikini at all
                                               by Robert Gorelick

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Duke Beaufort February 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM Anaya, I see what you did here. It's actually very funny. All goes to highlight human behavioral and other attributes. I also enjoyed the video you posted. Very clever and surprising there are so few comments here. I would've expected to see more. I guess this is somewhat the dead poets zone. I Am Anaya February 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM Duke, dead indeed. Stunning witticisms are not always readily recognized immediately. Melville and Van Gogh were considered hacks while they were alive. Wait " The accolades shall pour in and the dead poet zone shall spring alive! lol Ty!

Robert Gorelick August 5, 2023 at 8:20 PM As striking as a Malibu Barbie doll~ Gals in bikinis I love, summer and fall~~ But I'm classy and kind~ And so drawn to their mind~ That they need not wear a bikini at all --Robert I Am Anaya August 6, 2023 at 5:15 PM Haha. Thanks for the collaboration, Robert, I was rolling in laughter!

Robert Gorelick August 5, 2023 at 7:33 PM I can't deny the fact that men desire beautiful women in bikinis, however I'm a man who appreciates smart women (bikini optional). Men need tact, finesse, and understand the meaning of no! lol, Robert