Bikini Betty's Beef

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Translation: Betty is a hot chic Barney is a rookie surfer
_{Bikini Quote Poetry Contest N/A}
^{(Changed to a woman's perspective- Collaboration on man's perspective)}

"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone Bikini Betty's Beef A randy surfer from Malibu Crest Untied the bikini top off of Celest You’re my Betty let’s hang loose As he tried for her caboose Celest slapped his hand away from her breast Aloha Barney, this isn't your turf A lecher you are who can’t even surf Damn men with no brains, think again Bet you’ve never even hung ten I’m not your Betty, uncool stupid Smurph by I Am Anaya As striking as a Malibu Barbie doll Gals in bikinis I love, summer and fall But I'm classy and kind And so drawn to their mind That they need not wear a bikini at all by Robert Gorelick

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Duke Beaufort

Date: 2/28/2025 10:29:00 AM

Anaya, I see what you did here. It's actually very funny. All goes to highlight human behavioral and other attributes. I also enjoyed the video you posted. Very clever and surprising there are so few comments here. I would've expected to see more. I guess this is somewhat the dead poets zone.

I Am Anaya
Date: 2/28/2025 10:54:00 AM

Duke, dead indeed. Stunning witticisms are not always readily recognized immediately. Melville and Van Gogh were considered hacks while they were alive. Wait " The accolades shall pour in and the dead poet zone shall spring alive! lol Ty!

Robert Gorelick

Date: 8/5/2023 8:20:00 PM

As striking as a Malibu Barbie doll~ Gals in bikinis I love, summer and fall~~ But I'm classy and kind~ And so drawn to their mind~ That they need not wear a bikini at all --Robert

I Am Anaya
Date: 8/6/2023 5:15:00 PM

Haha. Thanks for the collaboration, Robert, I was rolling in laughter!

Robert Gorelick

Date: 8/5/2023 7:33:00 PM

I can't deny the fact that men desire beautiful women in bikinis, however I'm a man who appreciates smart women (bikini optional). Men need tact, finesse, and understand the meaning of no! lol, Robert