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Bikini Clad Women Drive Men Mad

LIMERICKS NOT WRITTEN FOR A CONTEST

Men will slobber and drool when at the beach
Cuz bikinied women are out of reach
So eat your hearts out, men
For those girls you will yen
Fine women would consider you a leech

Men are enticed by girls with flat tummies
Though theirs are obese from eating yummies
They can keep dreaming
With beady eyes gleaming
Some of the male gender are such dummies

Men think of untying bikini strings
Of Victoria Secret girls with wings
They'd like to touch their tush
or better yet their....  shush!
Men want to do so many wicked things

Ogling girls clad in skimpy bikinis
Wishing they had three wishes from genies
Each one would be the same
Trying to UP their game
With enlargements for their teeny weenies

Turn about's always considered fair play
Many women would be glad for a lay
With a well muscled stud
Who would heat up her blood
Spendin' a lil time rollin' in the hay

Copyright © Lin Lane | Year Posted 2023

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Paul Bell Date: 8/13/2023 8:46:00 AM The bikini was a great invention, it was like god said, man is too stupid to unclip bra, so string it must be. Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/5/2023 12:43:00 PM ha. I loved the shush line!!! And the teeny weenies. hee hee Login to Reply

David Kavanagh Date: 8/3/2023 2:45:00 AM Brilliant Lin, and a pretty honest if bawdy send up of some men, who try hook the cutest girls with their big fat wallet, rather than their oversized paunch, this one should give these kinda guys food for thought, super string of hilarious limerick’s, cheers David Login to Reply Lin Lane Date: 8/3/2023 11:34:00 AM You are detail oriented. Never missing a thing. David Kavanagh Date: 8/3/2023 4:36:00 AM It didn’t go unnoticed Lin lol! Lin Lane Date: 8/3/2023 4:04:00 AM G'morning and thanks, David. I couldn't pass up the opportunity to write about this, but I DID allow the last limerick to give a little nudge to women of like character.

Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2023 11:42:00 AM OMG OMG OMG I am in hysterics! and I'm told I write bawdy - hmmm!! hugs jan HUGE fave for so many reasons lol:-) xx Login to Reply Lin Lane Date: 8/2/2023 1:52:00 PM lol ok, Chick. Truce? Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2023 12:18:00 PM hmmmm Lin Lane Date: 8/2/2023 12:09:00 PM Innocent? HA...untying bikini strings is tame to what you write! Hugging ya back! Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2023 11:57:00 AM Pah... I protest I am innocent - no pulling bikini strings in my poem - yet lol lol. hugs Jan xx Lin Lane Date: 8/2/2023 11:47:00 AM Excuse moi, Jan, Queen of Limericks, but I'm not close to your level of bawdy. lol Glad you approve of these, though.

Jay Narain Date: 8/2/2023 10:18:00 AM This is quite R-rated. True to every spec of sand. Login to Reply Lin Lane Date: 8/2/2023 10:33:00 AM Would've been if the naughtiest one had emptied that bucket.