Bikini Clad Women Drive Men Mad

LIMERICKS NOT WRITTEN FOR A CONTEST Men will slobber and drool when at the beach Cuz bikinied women are out of reach So eat your hearts out, men For those girls you will yen Fine women would consider you a leech Men are enticed by girls with flat tummies Though theirs are obese from eating yummies They can keep dreaming With beady eyes gleaming Some of the male gender are such dummies Men think of untying bikini strings Of Victoria Secret girls with wings They'd like to touch their tush or better yet their.... shush! Men want to do so many wicked things Ogling girls clad in skimpy bikinis Wishing they had three wishes from genies Each one would be the same Trying to UP their game With enlargements for their teeny weenies Turn about's always considered fair play Many women would be glad for a lay With a well muscled stud Who would heat up her blood Spendin' a lil time rollin' in the hay