How To Lose a Bikini

Here's a tale I've told before From when I was a teen The subject at the time was sore For I caused quite a scene! Had a brand-new bathing suit My first bikini ever I figured I looked mighty cute And that was my endeavor! Up the high dive I did go Winking at the guys Time to give them all a show Bending legs and thighs Diving off the board I went Far as I could take it One way my body was sent Bikini didn't make it! Off it flew into the air And left a naked me Falling to the water there For all the world to see So embarrassed my face was flushed Gone was little Miss Sassy In the water I stayed and blushed Humiliated lassie! ** for contest "Reconsidering Laughter" sponsored by Desiree Birdseye