Best Betty Poems

Have a good friend
Here on the Soup
Affectionately known as
Betty Boop from Beirut

A talented lady
Emotionally charged
This sweetest of sweethearts
By a margin quite large

Each day to the fullest
She expresses her love
Her passion for life
And the Man up above

My life's been enriched
Since meeting Miss Boop
So happy to have...

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She is not so much a kitten as a weather-vane 
studying stillness through quartered panes 

from a swollen sill while I’m at my desk, coding 
in silence, awaiting the turn of weather.

She leaps to my lap; invites my hand to collapse 
her coil, purring softly....

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*Image of Betty White by Pinterest.



Betty White RIP



Alas!
She Passed,

Betty,
Firstly,

Then White,
Finite,

Icon,
Like On,

TV,
Marquee,

AM,
FM,

Invest,
Her Best,

Female,
Prevail,

Guinness,
Booked As,

Premiere,
Career,

Shadows,
Gameshows,

Mary,
Murray,

Ted And,
Sue Ann,

High-Strung,
Sharp-Tongue,

Antics,
Frantics,

Leaven,
Seven,

Golden,
Stolen,

Bea, Rue,
Stan Too,

Miles And,
Nylund,

Fourth Gal,
Estelle,

Neighbor,
Failure,

Drop Dead,
She Did,

Gun Shot,
In Shock,

Hearts Race,
Shot Vase,

Herring,
War Scene,

Rose Tell,
Naught Well,

Funny,
Zany,

Skip Skit,
Lost It,

Girls Said,
And Begged,

Show Say,
No Way,

Were Told,
Too Gold,

Kitchen,
Sit Scene,

Bea's Chair,
Centered,

Her Face,
Priceless,

Patience,
Listens,

Blanche's,
Sex Phase,

Estelle's,
Regales,

Rose Talks,
Olaf's,

Both Shows,
Few Knows,

Actress,
Eldest,

Blonde Dyes,
Blue Hides,

Kids...

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This is the tale of Betty Vautour 
Who took on a lover at age forty-four. 
Stormed out of the house 
With soft-spoken curse, 
In nightdress and slippers, 
Cosmetics and purse. 

What was she thinking? I'll never know. 
Into the arms of a drunkard named Joe,...

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She is the golden girl, Betty White
She states she has a two story house
For exercise she goes up and down
Hopefully she is not in a gown!

Coolest, wittiest lady, Betty White 
She states, you want to be a toughie?
 “Grow ******, they can take a pounding”
Her...

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Betty Boop’s Beaver

The brazen Billy Bailey,
could be such a bad bad boy.
One day he bopped a beaver 
who was busy working by the bay.
The beaver then bit Billy 
near the bottom of his butt.
The beaver’s big bright teeth,
left a big bright bleeding cut

Then poor bawling...

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Betty was bonafide crazy. She had shot her husband after a night of drunken quarreling, and was in the state mental hospital instead of being in the slammer. She'd shot the louse in the stomach and he had lived, fortunately for her. I never tired...

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Sassy Betty Boop
Said: "Don't take away my boop-oop-a-doop."
Innocent sexuality caused male obsession.
Womanly charms had them lined up in succession....

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She’s a vixen without knowing it
Her big, wide eyes can tear men apart
And gals get jealous, but won’t admit
How Betty Boop’s poses rock the heart!
When she coos high, a blown skirt would lift
More tempting that Monroe’s photo shot;
Batting curled lashes like twilight feathers
As curvy hiplines...

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A gentleman came calling for Betty.
The house Madam said wait on the settee.
Betty came running down.
Tried to change the man's frown.
But she had been so busy already.

This is for the Bawdy limy contest, though not very bawdy....

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Betty White
 an iconic delight
 a 'golden girl' in demand
 she makes it 'Hot in Cleveland'
                      ---
 12-3-2012
 Brevity Poetry Contest No More Than...

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"In twenty four hours" after "dancing with the devil"
Begins the "lifting of my veil" you'll see I'm totally being level
"Silence is golden" was snickered when "my confession" was read
Head nun said, "look before you leap" but yet I ended up "in his bed"
Filled full of...

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What a spectacle Betty was making
of herself in the kitchen while baking.
She kept tripping and falling.
Other cooks found it galling
all the dishes each day she kept breaking.

Today it’s much better she’s faring,
for the cause was made known for her erring.
Betty now feels relieved
that her boss...

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My hands spade the shovel - spay the rooted grave.
Earth is impassive.  Why won’t life relent?
The silver blades south for the black plastic bag
swallowed by west winds, wrapped in a blanket
that is olive green.  Under the sun’s harrowing husk
I peel away the last...

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Did…I…. tell you my father had a horse?
This story is true, you know that, of cause
Well, one day, we found her, with her legs in the air
Chewing a pair of my dad’s old smelly underwear

The poor old nag had broke out in a sweat
The old...

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