Richard Lamoureux Poet Alliteration

Betty Boops Beaver

Betty Boop’s Beaver

The brazen Billy Bailey,
could be such a bad bad boy.
One day he bopped a beaver 
who was busy working by the bay.
The beaver then bit Billy 
near the bottom of his butt.
The beaver’s big bright teeth,
left a big bright bleeding cut

Then poor bawling Billy Bailey,
was bouncing by the bay
Just as beautiful Betty Boop
was passing by his way
She said “It’s best not to bop beavers,
be a gentle boy instead.
Drop by my boudoir later
You can caress my beaver in my bed.”

December 12th 2020

For Eve Roper’s Alliteration contest

♡Like0

Share Poem

---

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Eric Cohen January 27, 2021 at 12:41 PM Richard, this is classic. Way to brighten my day. Reminds me of when Johnny Carson got sued by Zsa Zsa Gabor after an on-air joke about petting her pussy cat (without the "cat"). ~Eric Richard Lamoureux January 30, 2021 at 4:36 PM Poor Johnny. Thanks for the visit Eric. ;0)

John Watt December 24, 2020 at 10:03 PM Good job sneaking this past the censors, Richard! Lots of fun with your rhymes, alliteration, and huzza huzza... congrats

Alexis Y. December 24, 2020 at 10:20 AM Hi Richard, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your win. Merry Christmas Eve. Have a nice day:-) Alexis Richard Lamoureux December 24, 2020 at 11:48 AM Thanks Alexis, Merry Christmas to you too. Hugs Rick.

Sara Kendrick December 23, 2020 at 2:19 PM Creative way to go with this winner. Congrats on your win. Sara Richard Lamoureux December 24, 2020 at 5:58 AM Thanks Sara. Merry Christmas. ;0)

Jo Chamberlain December 23, 2020 at 2:02 AM Nice to read a poem with some humour. I really enjoyed your alliteration. Congratulations on your winning placement. Richard Lamoureux December 23, 2020 at 6:36 AM Thanks Joanna. ;0)

Beata Agustin December 22, 2020 at 9:57 PM Wow! Congrats! Cheering you amidst blest Christmas spirit, while sharing with you "... the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord" (Romans 6:23 of the King James Bible). God bless you. Richard Lamoureux December 22, 2020 at 9:58 PM Thanks Beata, blessings to you as well.

Eve Roper December 22, 2020 at 7:55 PM Richard, congratulations on your win. May your family celebrate an enjoyable Christmas with not only gifts, but with faith, hope and peace of the Lord. Hugs Eve Richard Lamoureux December 22, 2020 at 9:57 PM Thanks Eve, you as well. I hope you are feeling better.

Cecilia Macfarlane December 22, 2020 at 12:08 PM Love your play on words tied in with a bit of naughtiness. Excellent write. Hugs Richard Lamoureux December 22, 2020 at 12:53 PM Thanks Cecilia. Hugs Rick.

Mystic Rose Rose December 18, 2020 at 11:16 AM lol you are a witty one Richard, I'm sure Eve. will love, it, nice entry. gl Richard Lamoureux December 19, 2020 at 5:43 AM Thanks, I think she might find it a bit on the naughty side.

Suzanne Delaney December 15, 2020 at 5:24 AM This is fun and humorous. Double entendres are becoming a lost art. Your alliteration and wordplay spot on. Rich, you will score high, SuZ Richard Lamoureux December 15, 2020 at 5:48 AM Time will tell, I’m pleased you enjoyed my naughty poem. Hugs Rick.

Andrea Dietrich December 14, 2020 at 10:41 AM haha, you are lucky to get away with this. I remember Daver (our beloved poet who passed away) when he tried to do a very innocent poem on a pussycat. The poem got blocked and he was not even making innuendos. You got lucky, and thank goodness, because this kind of thing should not be censored. it's not done with vulgarity, so there should be freedom with innuendos!! Richard Lamoureux December 15, 2020 at 5:46 AM Thanks, I wasn’t sure how it would be received.

Jennifer Proxenos December 14, 2020 at 9:59 AM I had to smile at this clever, witty poem Ricky my friend - Why should Billy ever bother with beavers again, Betty's offer attracted him more. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer. Richard Lamoureux December 15, 2020 at 5:47 AM Thanks Jennifer. ;0)

Susan Ashley December 14, 2020 at 9:04 AM Richard, your enticing poem not only excels in wonderful alliteration but in naughty humorous wordplay as well. Betty made Billy an offer he couldn't refuse ;) Best wishes for a win! ~Susan Richard Lamoureux December 14, 2020 at 9:08 AM Thanks Susan. ;0)

Eileen Manassian December 12, 2020 at 10:18 PM Hmmmmmm....naughty Richard! ;) Good write as always. You draw the reader in and then deliver the good! ;) Richard Lamoureux December 13, 2020 at 6:46 AM Silly Billy got bit by a Beaver, then Betty Boop gave him Beaver Fever. Hugs Rick.

Tom Cunningham December 12, 2020 at 2:19 PM Lol, that was an offer he couldn't refuse, well written alliteration Richard. Good luck in the contest. Tom Richard Lamoureux December 12, 2020 at 3:33 PM Thanks Tom.

Sam Kauffman December 12, 2020 at 11:39 AM Busting, bursting, bouncing write Richard both in your creative alliteration and your play on words. Best of luck in the contest! Richard Lamoureux December 12, 2020 at 2:05 PM Thanks Sam. ;0)

Paul Callus December 12, 2020 at 9:05 AM This is one of the very best entries I've read so far, Richard! Both alliteration and play on words are noteworthy. Regards // paul Richard Lamoureux December 12, 2020 at 9:08 AM Thanks Paul, based on lack of comments I thought I might have taken this one to far. Some might be to young to catch the Bill Bailey and Betty Boop reference.

Alexis Y. December 12, 2020 at 8:14 AM Wow! Richard, You told a delightful tale using the” b’s.” I'm sure he was thrilled she passed by with such an offer. You did a fantastic job. Best wishes in the contest. Enjoy the rest of your day and weekend:-) Alexis Richard Lamoureux December 12, 2020 at 9:29 AM Ha ha, I’m sure he was. Thanks for your visit.