Betty Boops Beaver

Betty Boop’s Beaver

The brazen Billy Bailey,
could be such a bad bad boy.
One day he bopped a beaver 
who was busy working by the bay.
The beaver then bit Billy 
near the bottom of his butt.
The beaver’s big bright teeth,
left a big bright bleeding cut

Then poor bawling Billy Bailey,
was bouncing by the bay
Just as beautiful Betty Boop
was passing by his way
She said “It’s best not to bop beavers,
be a gentle boy instead.
Drop by my boudoir later
You can caress my beaver in my bed.”

December 12th 2020

For Eve Roper’s Alliteration contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020


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Date: 1/27/2021 12:41:00 PM
Richard, this is classic. Way to brighten my day. Reminds me of when Johnny Carson got sued by Zsa Zsa Gabor after an on-air joke about petting her pussy cat (without the "cat"). ~Eric
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 1/30/2021 4:36:00 PM
Poor Johnny. Thanks for the visit Eric. ;0)
Date: 12/24/2020 10:03:00 PM
Good job sneaking this past the censors, Richard! Lots of fun with your rhymes, alliteration, and huzza huzza... congrats
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Date: 12/24/2020 10:20:00 AM
Hi Richard, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your win. Merry Christmas Eve. Have a nice day:-) Alexis
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 12/24/2020 11:48:00 AM
Thanks Alexis, Merry Christmas to you too. Hugs Rick.
Date: 12/23/2020 2:19:00 PM
Creative way to go with this winner. Congrats on your win. Sara
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 12/24/2020 5:58:00 AM
Thanks Sara. Merry Christmas. ;0)
Date: 12/23/2020 2:02:00 AM
Nice to read a poem with some humour. I really enjoyed your alliteration. Congratulations on your winning placement.
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 12/23/2020 6:36:00 AM
Thanks Joanna. ;0)
Date: 12/22/2020 9:57:00 PM
Wow! Congrats! Cheering you amidst blest Christmas spirit, while sharing with you "... the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord" (Romans 6:23 of the King James Bible). God bless you.
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 12/22/2020 9:58:00 PM
Thanks Beata, blessings to you as well.
Date: 12/22/2020 7:55:00 PM
Richard, congratulations on your win. May your family celebrate an enjoyable Christmas with not only gifts, but with faith, hope and peace of the Lord. Hugs Eve
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 12/22/2020 9:57:00 PM
Thanks Eve, you as well. I hope you are feeling better.
Date: 12/22/2020 12:08:00 PM
Love your play on words tied in with a bit of naughtiness. Excellent write. Hugs
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 12/22/2020 12:53:00 PM
Thanks Cecilia. Hugs Rick.
Date: 12/18/2020 11:16:00 AM
lol you are a witty one Richard, I'm sure Eve. will love, it, nice entry. gl
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 12/19/2020 5:43:00 AM
Thanks, I think she might find it a bit on the naughty side.
Date: 12/15/2020 5:24:00 AM
This is fun and humorous. Double entendres are becoming a lost art. Your alliteration and wordplay spot on. Rich, you will score high, SuZ
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 12/15/2020 5:48:00 AM
Time will tell, I’m pleased you enjoyed my naughty poem. Hugs Rick.
Date: 12/14/2020 10:41:00 AM
haha, you are lucky to get away with this. I remember Daver (our beloved poet who passed away) when he tried to do a very innocent poem on a pussycat. The poem got blocked and he was not even making innuendos. You got lucky, and thank goodness, because this kind of thing should not be censored. it's not done with vulgarity, so there should be freedom with innuendos!!
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 12/15/2020 5:46:00 AM
Thanks, I wasn’t sure how it would be received.
Date: 12/14/2020 9:59:00 AM
I had to smile at this clever, witty poem Ricky my friend - Why should Billy ever bother with beavers again, Betty's offer attracted him more. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 12/15/2020 5:47:00 AM
Thanks Jennifer. ;0)
Date: 12/14/2020 9:04:00 AM
Richard, your enticing poem not only excels in wonderful alliteration but in naughty humorous wordplay as well. Betty made Billy an offer he couldn't refuse ;) Best wishes for a win! ~Susan
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 12/14/2020 9:08:00 AM
Thanks Susan. ;0)
Date: 12/12/2020 10:18:00 PM
Hmmmmmm....naughty Richard! ;) Good write as always. You draw the reader in and then deliver the good! ;)
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 12/13/2020 6:46:00 AM
Silly Billy got bit by a Beaver, then Betty Boop gave him Beaver Fever. Hugs Rick.
Date: 12/12/2020 2:19:00 PM
Lol, that was an offer he couldn't refuse, well written alliteration Richard. Good luck in the contest. Tom
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 12/12/2020 3:33:00 PM
Thanks Tom.
Date: 12/12/2020 11:39:00 AM
Busting, bursting, bouncing write Richard both in your creative alliteration and your play on words. Best of luck in the contest!
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 12/12/2020 2:05:00 PM
Thanks Sam. ;0)
Date: 12/12/2020 9:05:00 AM
This is one of the very best entries I've read so far, Richard! Both alliteration and play on words are noteworthy. Regards // paul
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 12/12/2020 9:08:00 AM
Thanks Paul, based on lack of comments I thought I might have taken this one to far. Some might be to young to catch the Bill Bailey and Betty Boop reference.
Date: 12/12/2020 8:14:00 AM
Wow! Richard, You told a delightful tale using the” b’s.” I'm sure he was thrilled she passed by with such an offer. You did a fantastic job. Best wishes in the contest. Enjoy the rest of your day and weekend:-) Alexis
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 12/12/2020 9:29:00 AM
Ha ha, I’m sure he was. Thanks for your visit.
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