Best Bearded Poems

Where sweet grass blankets grow on yesterdays
And passing years weigh heavy on the trees
Serenity is found in every breeze
Unbridled dreams of youth, now hang and graze

Recalling days gone by with slower ways
Beneath the bearded oaks, time stands at ease
In search of long forgotten memories
Beyond the...

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receding darkness
uncovers
the cities cold
bright sun
on bearded snow


3/16/2015

submitted to TANKA 2 - Poetry contest...

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Scaly small lizard
Eats bugs, but not very often
Where’s the beard?
It has no hair...

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In my house there is a monster,
Who’s growing every day,
He’s usually quite happy,
In his own reptilian way.
He often watches TV,
He doesn’t care which side,
He really looks quite funny
When his mouth is open wide.
It cools him off when he is hot
He does it all the time,
Locusts...

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Let me tell you something
I live in sand
No water barely any food
Strong as a dragon
I have a beard still not old
I eat bugs all day , everyday
Always hiding from predators nowadays
I can't go to Antarctica
I'll die with a brain freeze
My skin is as rough as...

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BEARDED LADY

Sue woke and looked terribly weird 
She’d sprouted a black bushy beard 
To get rid of this look
Should she wax or just pluck
Would the re-growth be worse than feared?

Sue tweeted her best friend called Mary
(Sue knew that HER nipples were hairy)
She said try using...

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the circus clown is shattered, he’s fallen on his luck,
the bearded lady left him, the romance went amok.

the ringmaster calls for him, the show must still go on,
but as the crowd now gathers, he’s really come undone.

he’s off to see the psychic, his future must...

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In the little old town of Three Rivers
Lived a lady who grew long whiskers
Joined a circus did he/she
Was a oddity yessiree
Till someone attacked her with some scissors


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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How melancholic was the silent Saint Peter's Basilica
without a melody played by the bearded deacon,
priest of the Camelites who died in sea-washed Licata;
there, the Viol was played by Angelic of Jerusalem!  
For years, it was covered in dust and fallen into oblivion:
it missed the...

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I wear a beard of aging, upon a cliff-face chin
A year has passed and grown its hairs out from my mottled skin
Mistakes sit there unchallenged, to each fibre clings a sin
Yet despite my facial mask of age the clubs won’t let me in...

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Beneath a bearded tree I sat
Expecting on a gaze,
When interview a headless hat
Came whiffling through the haze.

For laffs he wore a slight of grin,
And luck a charmless arm.
Four feathers grew upon his chin.
His steptwin was a farm.

Good Rooter with his tranquilize
Spread fat across the land.
To...

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Nefertiti the bearded queen
Began her royal life at fifteen
Wooed and wed by Pharaoh Akhenaten
Ancient Egypt never was this rich again.

Nefertiti “the beautiful one has come”
Had six daughters, but unfortunately lost one.
She and her husband Pharaoh Akhenaten
Started worshipping only one god – the Sun.

Nefertiti went from...

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A good woman allows her man to prolong his child
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Now we're an army of bearded spoiled beings.
Self-centered. 
Come and go as we please.
Hang our dirty thoughts on the backdoor.
Void of romance, sex on demand. 
Tie one on, then piss on the floor.
Swinging from the...

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Jealously Bearded
The computers afforded to the elite and working forces are not the dells everyone 
detests to use as free ones given in all the better libraries they are the IBMS. The 
number on the backs of them are plated in real GOLD bunion old....

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At the party, found I was once very special
Used to be a catch, a handsome young devil
Way way back
A long ago Jack
Now a bearded old fuddy, a little disheveled ...

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