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The Bearded Lady

In the little old town of Three Rivers
Lived a lady who grew long whiskers
Joined a circus did he/she
Was a oddity yessiree
Till someone attacked her with some scissors


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Andrea Dietrich Date: 9/21/2015 3:41:00 PM haha, Scissors would be her worst nightmare! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/21/2015 9:30:00 PM LOL Thanks again for coming by... love, Jack xxx

Tim Smith Date: 9/21/2015 12:27:00 PM The scissors were old and dirty....cut the chin of the he/she Gerty...some blood did fall out...and he/she let out a shout....for gosh darn it sure did hurty....(John's rules fer rhyming)...good day Sir Jacko Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/21/2015 1:48:00 PM John John has established a whole new lingo! Hmmm... Sir Jacko! Finally the respect I deserve! YEEHAW! LOL

Judy Konos Date: 9/21/2015 10:14:00 AM hmmmmmmm romance out the window Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/21/2015 1:42:00 PM A slight blip... still a romantic at heart! LOL

Carol Eastman Date: 9/21/2015 9:11:00 AM Grandpa Troll says not to mention any places... It will only make LimmerWulf want to run and embrace em... His wandering heart will want to touch bases... As he races there with his social graces... They'l want him to stay, in any cases... Then we'll be alone unless we chase em...// Dragon wants to follow...As word of Drago he wants to swallow... If he does- we'll cry until tomorrow... Hankies we'll have to borrow... and tears we'll have to swallow... So don't mention places or he'll follow! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/21/2015 9:28:00 AM Methinks you best go lie down after that my dear Carol!!! LOL xxx Carol Eastman Date: 9/21/2015 9:13:00 AM WOW! Now that was a mouthful... I guess the anesthetic has worn off along with the pain... Yep, Now I'll have to pretend... to get Hubby to take out the garbage in the end... Naw! He's over protective, my friend!