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BEARDED LADY -A HUMOUROUS POEM AS REQUESTED BY ILENE BAUER

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BEARDED LADY
Sue woke and looked terribly weird She’d sprouted a black bushy beard To get rid of this look Should she wax or just pluck Would the re-growth be worse than feared? Sue tweeted her best friend called Mary (Sue knew that HER nipples were hairy) She said try using Veet It is very discrete … and the re growth isn’t too scary! The poem I posted yesterday was deep and sad ... Ilene Bauer commented she was more used to my humourous poems ... so I came up with this little ditty for her 12~29~16

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Date: 1/1/2017 5:26:00 PM
haha, Thanks to Ilene, we now have this one to read. AWesome, Jan!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 1/1/2017 5:31:00 PM
I posted a sad poem and Ilene commented she was more used to my funny poems ... now how could I resist that challenge lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/1/2017 2:12:00 PM
I'll never understand why the good Lord put hair on a man's face. I never had the desire to grow one. For one thing, they are messy, and I've seen men with more food particles in their beards than on a tray of a fast-food eatery! Yuk! Enjoy your limerick. You're getting to be quite proficient with this genre. / M
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Date: 1/1/2017 2:16:00 PM
Thanks for all your support over the last year Maurice I enjoy the humour in the limerick form:-) Eww food trapped in a beard - guess you could have a midnight snack if you feel peckish later lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/29/2016 10:14:00 PM
SOMEONE CALL THE PLUMBER....THE DRAIN'S CLOGGED AGAIN,..........funny stuff Jan
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Date: 12/30/2016 2:22:00 AM
LOL John I think the comments have been as funny as the poem:-) Thanks for all your support and have a great 2017 and:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/29/2016 5:09:00 PM
Now that's more like it, Jan! This is right in your wheelhouse and it totally cracked me up! Thank you - I needed that laugh!!!
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Date: 12/29/2016 5:14:00 PM
I'm so glad you dropped by Ilene - I never know where my muse will take me and am glad she's back to her humourous self again:-) hugs Jan xx Thanks for all your comments over the year do appreciate your support:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/29/2016 3:33:00 PM
Are those nose hairs or a mustache? You'd need vice grips to pluck that. Funny stuff...
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Date: 12/29/2016 3:58:00 PM
It looks like nose hairs to me - the pic sure is quite creepy to say the least!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/29/2016 2:52:00 PM
This is serious! Very humourous. When you see her in the darkness, you'd better run.
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Date: 12/29/2016 3:59:00 PM
LOL Adeniji:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/29/2016 11:49:00 AM
Still think more scary!!
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Date: 12/29/2016 4:03:00 PM
The pic's pretty scary James lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/29/2016 11:37:00 AM
Thank you for the humour, Jan:):) That long beard will be quite handy tonight as the temperature over here is expected to go real low!! Hugs // paul
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Date: 12/29/2016 4:07:00 PM
ha ha ha I hope you never have to grow one like that Paul! :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/29/2016 10:14:00 AM
Lol! Jan, this is so funny. The picture alone had me laughing. Then I read the poem and literally laughed out loud. Your humor is so refreshing to the soup. Well done. A without a doubt seven:-) Alexis
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Date: 12/29/2016 10:18:00 AM
Thanks Alexis I wrote a fun poem in response to Ilene's comment on my poem yesterday - it was a dark sad write and she is more used to my humourous side... but I never know where my muse will take me:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/29/2016 8:35:00 AM
hahaha! very funny and so are some comments.
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Date: 12/29/2016 9:09:00 AM
The comments are very amusing John:-) Thanks for dropping by too:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/29/2016 8:05:00 AM
Very funny! Enjoyed!
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Date: 12/29/2016 8:08:00 AM
Thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/29/2016 7:58:00 AM
Lol...Quite the visual...I think I need to go shave
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Date: 12/29/2016 8:08:00 AM
lol :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/29/2016 7:41:00 AM
- Good and warm for the winter cold ... let their hair grow like weeds ... :))))))))) - Thank you for the year 2016, dear Jan ... Many smile .... much joy :)) - looking forward to a new year with new poems, smile and friendship :) - Best wishes for a happy new year ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 12/29/2016 7:46:00 AM
ha ha ha yes a bushy beard would keep my neck warm I guess... thankfully I was given a beautiful fur scarf so I am snug and warm already and there is no need for me to grow a beard this year lol:-) thanks for the fun and friendship from across the (s)miles:-) Have a wonderful happy and healthy 2017:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/29/2016 7:28:00 AM
Yuk..You got me thinking of a hairy Sue...I really hate any hair anywhere on us women..except for the eye brows...Love those.: ):).This is very very funny.Couldnt stop laughing : ).You funny you.Happy New Year to you and your loved ones sweet one.
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Date: 12/29/2016 7:31:00 AM
Thanks for the lovely comment and I hope you are resting up Charma - gee I never know what my muse will come up with, yesterday's poem was deep and sad so when Ilene commented I had to go with a funny one:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/29/2016 7:05:00 AM
This was funny Jan. I guess trying to shave those hairy nipples would be just a touch dangerous. :) Heck, even the thought of plucking gives me the creeps.
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Date: 12/29/2016 7:12:00 AM
Ha ha ha - yes it brings tears to my eyes thinking about it .. Not long after I joined I wrote a poem about 'Mary' - I do worry about my muse lol http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/bawdy_limerick_564549 :-) Hugs Jan xx