Best Ashton Poems

Ashton Kutcher
Funny man in skin
Tight blue jeans win
My respect times ten!

Nude is a disrespect
Like it or not to your fans 
Put on your pants
Before we get MAD & BAD 


Please everyone go to Ashton Kutchers facebook page and tell him to keep his pants on...

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Show Me Your England, Ashton
Show Me Your England, Dear
Show Me Your England, Ashton
Now, That I’m Finally Here…

He Took Me To New London Bridge
He Took Me To The Tower
And The House Of Lords And The Privileged
As Big Ben Chimed The Hour

He Took Me To Piccadilly Square
…...

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An ‘International Poet’
Is his own claim to fame
With seven books all published
It seems he knows his game

He covers many genres
Satire to tragedy
He wants his special messages
To impact you and me

Some poems are his very own
It’s not too hard to tell
The rhythm often faltering
And he doesn’t...

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Poet’s Note : Robertson & Ashton are two small wine producing towns in the Karoo of South Africa. Robertson is known as the Town of Roses & Wine because it is exceedingly beautiful, yet the wealth discrepancies between the farm owners & their workers remain...

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