Best Ashton Poems
Some men might prefer kitty cats
oh so pretty, but they might be brats!
The mature feline, though,
is the one in the “know”
and is better at dealing with rats!
To the Cougar’s “prey“, I say fear not!
It can be a good thing to get caught.
Ashton Kutcher’s not blind.
Maybe you too can find
a cougar both wealthy and hot!
By Andrea Dietrich
Inspired by Dr. Ram Mehta's Contest:
"Cougar Effect"
Every day i wake up thinking you're still here near me but i just can see the shadow you
leave over the spot you used to stay, you stay not longer there there, it's just your
shadow that have your silhouette, sometimes i think i hear your sweet voice once again
saying my name but it's just the wind whispering on my ear, when someone knocks the door i
became so happy and i say your name aloud hopeing that were you, day by day i sit here
waiting for you calling me once again. one more time is enough, i see the rain falling on
a cold day and i wish you were there with me, hugging me as you used to do and warming me
just to see me happy, when i take a shower i think about you, and don't just fall water
drops also fall tears because i know i lost the sweetest person in my life.
PS: ashton come back please, i miss you so much.
Here in the middle of the nothing I'm lost, I've wanted every single thing for me, i
wanted something better, but i just noticed that i already had every singel thing i
wanted, every single thing i needed, now i'm sailing alone looking for that thing i've
lost and now i need, i've lost something the biggest chest wouldn't hold, the money
wouldn't buy, i've lost you my heart.
to: ashton, the girl i miss so much
PROFESSOR SILA, VICTOR SINCLAIR, AND ROCKY PATEL
were scheduled to visit ARTURO FUENTE at the DREW ESTATE in ASHTON.
However, the count of MONTE CRISTO stopped their trip at SAN MIGUEL
because of the possibilty of BROCATUS intercepting them and searching
them for PIRATE'S GOLD near the GRAYCLIFF off the ISLA DEL SOL.
He had the ROBUSTO to use a TORPEDO on their ship,
the PRESIDENTE CHURCHILL.
Their friend ALEC BRADLEY had heard of the plan while
speaking with DON PEPIN GARCIA as they were both seeking
VEGAS GOLD by playing BACCARAT. "AVE MARIA",
he cried..."what can we do but try to warn them."
However, they were already at sea, and the only way to reach
them was PERDOMO which was transmitted by DAVIDOFF
in a ROBUSTO BELICOSO manner. It took nearly 60 RINGS,
but he finally reached ROMEO Y JULIETA who then passed
their message via OLIVA on the PUROS INDIOS which
was sailing near CORONA.
He had been a member of the GURKHA brigade in WWII,
and given the CU-AVIAN, summoned his comrades
PADILLA, MACANUDO, and MADURO to help him stop
this attempt in the NUB. Using a DIESEL TORO, they
successfully sent a signal over the LA PERLA HABANA Mountains,
where DON RAFAEL stopped the DOMINICAN MADURO MELEE.
For the uneducated, all CAPS are names of Cigars, Cigar Companies,
or related to the industry.
my three precius babies mummy loves you lots and lots
James your my first funny and smart.
A precius little angel you are.
My little baby boy.
Encouraginly you move a mountain.
Smiles entwined with happiness for us all to see.
Michael your my second child your quite but always smiling.
Inspiration comes from your heart.
Caring and kindness is all you give.
Hate for your daddy makes me really glum.
A child of five should have a dad to love.
Exstasy was becoming your mum.
Love from your family will never fade away.
Ashton your my third and my last your bubbly and happy you are.
Shy you are not but you like to pretend .
Happy with laughter the terrible two's begin.
Tempers and tantrums are scary but true throwing furniture you should not do.
Open up ur hand il guide you threw the light.
Naughty, cheeky,kind and smart your my little star.
Knowing you is the biggest accomplishment in my life.
Loving you is being alive.
It is being higher and touching the sky.
Not a day goes by without the
Thought of you being in my mind.
I do not know how to say it better,
Than the way I am writing it down on this paper.
Why do I feel this way?
Why do I need you near me every moment of every day?
Without you there wouldn't be a sunrise in the morning,
Or a sunset in the evening.
From silhouetted anger to a steady life's peace,
I rub the blood from my eyes that I shed for you. For Ashton
The Painting
A perplexing plot, an enchanting romance, it quivers with passion,
mystery, as lies unravel and family secrets are exposed at last!
Can a garage sale painting reveal secrets . . . or hidden truths.
And for striving artist Miranda, finding it is only the beginning
into a labyrinth of lies, horror--and murder. It brings Tom Ashton
into her lonely life and eventually makes her a suspect in his
brutal and fatal shooting. She sets out to solve his death and
clear her name--and uncover why Tom wanted the painting back
so desperately... what was in the painting that he did not want
her to know-- Miranda will go through the crumbling gates of Ashton
Manor where Tom's hidden truths resided. Where family secrets
lay concealed -- who had a reason to kill Tom and who has decided
that Miranda is the next to die? What is hidden within that painting?
SHE STANDS BACK LOOKING AT THE PAINTING STARING AND
PONDERING, WHAT TRUTHS DO YOU HIDE?
__________________________
June 5, 2013
Poetry/Narrative/Introduction, The Painting
Copyright Protected, ID 06-483-459-05
All Rights Reserved, 2013, Constance La France
Written for the Standard contest, You've Written a Novel
sponsor, Judy Konos, Judged 06/17/2013
First Place
Ashton Kutcher
Funny man in skin
Tight blue jeans win
My respect times ten!
Nude is a disrespect
Like it or not to your fans
Put on your pants
Before we get MAD & BAD
Please everyone go to Ashton Kutchers facebook page and tell him to keep his pants on it is disgusting!!
I could build a football team for the future,
I've played Football Manager on my computer,
I've built teams that are simply spectacular,
with lots of silverware I've managed to capture.
I started off as manager of Bath City,
and Bath City played with a pity!
but a pit was around them so I chose to believe,
and that pity team did win that pit league.
I then took Barnet from non-league to the championship,
I won leagues, cups and awards on that 10 year trip,
bottom of the Conference when I took the healm of that ship,
but then I quit Barnet because Barnet lack grip.
I went to Ashton Gate because Lampard had just quit,
they were in League One and at the bottom of it,
the same league that I had just won when I was with Barnet,
who had unveiled a statute of me a week before I quit.
I couldn't sign players because of a transfer embargo,
which annoyed me because they were garbage you know,
was told 10 points from 5 games or you have to go,
won 4 drew 1 and from the relegation zone we rose.
The following season got promotion against the odds,
this really did prove that I was one of the Gods!
Won League 1 manager award for the 2nd time in 3 seasons,
but then it all went wrong for the following reasons,
it was my laptop, it could no longer be used,
I'd bought the wrong lead and the flippin' thing fused!
May18th 2008,my daughters` labour was started
sat by her bedside,our hands they were not parted
sharing her every breath,every pain
holding back to refrain.
The tears that could easily flow
needed strenghth for me to show
i was with her all the way
`cos in the end,it will pay.
Around 5 am,things came to a head
Hannah,gripping my hand,also the bed
i panicked and rang the emergency bell
nurses flew in " o what the hell"
In a panic i had mistakenly pressed the wrong one
we can all laugh, now that it`s all gone.
However, Hannah gave birth to Ashton, a healthy boy
as you can guess, he is my little pride and joy.
" A SHEER PLEASURE TO HEAR ASHTON CRY "
Obituary of DAVID FRED JONES-
Here we gather today to pay homage of a lost brother whom lived and died
We honor him with are presents as we mourn his lost of live in this plane and time.. Today we celebrate the life of he whom we know and loved..
Obituary
Name: David Fred Jones
Nicknames: Dave/Too Tall Tavid
Date of birth: Thursday 11th January 1979 (Age 40)
Star sign: Capricorn
Nationality: British
Ethnicity: Mixed
Social class: Middle class
Religion:Agnostic
Sexuality: Straight
Education: PhD Business and Political science College graduate
Political views: Left
Relationship status: in a relationship with Wade Emma Dean(engaged)
Probable age if death 62
Probably cause of death killed during an extreme ironing competition
Coinciding with chronic lower respiratory disease heart disease from falling off a cliff
Funeral noteworthy attendees...
Wade Emma Dean, aged 70 girlfriend
Weston Herb Norton 62 friend
Elsie Israel Jones (nee Craig) aged 92 mother
Maximus Sonny Jones 67 brother
Kelly Ashton Shannon ex girl friend
Rest
In
Peace
DAVID FRED JONES
~1/11/79-5/12/19~
5/12/19
Show Me Your England, Ashton
Show Me Your England, Dear
Show Me Your England, Ashton
Now, That I’m Finally Here…
He Took Me To New London Bridge
He Took Me To The Tower
And The House Of Lords And The Privileged
As Big Ben Chimed The Hour
He Took Me To Piccadilly Square
… Rode On The River Thames
England, Is Extraordinaire
And I’m Glad I Saw It With Him
… To The Palace Of Buckingham
Then Again To Parliament
At Hyde Park, We Had Tea And Jam
Then A Pub, For Refreshment
But Of The Sights, That He Chose
The Best Is; I Saw The Queen!
The Next Day, When I Arose…
Why… It Had Been A Dream… So…
Show Me, Your England, Ashton
Show Me Your England, Dear
Show Me Your England, Ashton
Now, That I’m Finally Here…
COVID-19 pandemic analogous how indigenous peoples got felled...
Woebegone, enraged spirits
holographic images taciturn
journeying somberly aghast
at their stolen sacred lands... mourn
dead souls impossible mission
sabotaged aery mission endeavor
happy hunting grounds upheaval
witnessed gaunt bloody sojourn,
perhaps collective aboriginal ghosts return
to haunt cruel innocent heir/heiresses
regarding interlopers, si?
Malicious intent birthed in subsequent
quick succession to adventitious,
(nevertheless grievous) events
visited upon heads of storied "Indians")
misnomer spurred European explorers
(more particularly exploiters),
when "discovering" the Americas
to dole out (deliberately)
contaminated accouterments,
plus various sundry trappings
to native inhabitants.
Gross misdeeds of our long deceased forebears
debauched, decorated, and dedicated
footloose hedonistic jackbooted violent men
loosed mayhem opening pandora's box
unwittingly and/or intentionally disseminating
seeds of annihilation germinating lethal pandemic
decimating innocent ofttimes knowingly
unleashing opportunistic virile organisms
without vital immunity linkedin
bodily defense mechanisms.
With advantage of hindsight
always 20/20 (especially
calendrical juncture planetary
space/time continuum 2020)
opprobrium plentifully quoted
as cosmic consciousness skews perspective,
whereby admission acknowledged
conquistadors looted, pillaged, and raped
(blithely, effectively, and indiscriminately killed)
every man, woman, and child
and/or sowed cultural abomination
acceleration, adulation, aeration...
Though thoroughly grounded
within secular humanism
courtesy kickstarting metaphysical realism
philosophical, teleological...
essentially Unitarianism paradigm
whereby ripple repercussions of actions
(think butterfly effect
starring Ashton Kutcher - ha)
trigger domino falling action,
yet additionally affects fate,
particularly he/she who
activated, cultivated, generated...
chain of events, particularly
brutal, deplorable, and unforgivable misdeeds.
I have their pictures.
But they don't know.
How I think of them daily.
And love them so.
I was there at their birth.
But they don't know.
I heard their first cries.
Counted tiny fingers and toes
I am their Grandma.
But they don't know.
That those shadowy memories
Are of us long ago.
I pray to the Lord.
But they don't know.
To keep them safe.
From every foe.
I just have their pictures.
But they don't know.
That I heard their first cries.
Counted tiny fingers and toes.......Grandma Marilyn
I Love U Angel,Ashton,Justin,Nicholas,Brooklyn Dalton and Storm Rush
Hush now the angel says
She is trying to show me her ways
she is coming to me here
In pure white she takes away your fear
no more troubles await you
with no more worries to go through
feeling just a peaceful bliss
blessed with an angels kiss
it is time for you to leave
hush now the angel says
she is trying to show you her ways
time to cross that iron gate
for it is your fate
she takes your hand across that line
everything will finally be just fine
no longer trapped inside your body
for the angel has come to set you free
hush now the angel says
she is trying to show you her ways
she brings no more tears
she takes your hand and you both disappear
hush now the angel says
you can now watch over your family in so many ways
by bettie l. avery for my mom Marge Ashton-Avery may you rest in peace now mom I love you mom