Consider Cougars

Some men might prefer kitty cats oh so pretty, but they might be brats! The mature feline, though, is the one in the “know” and is better at dealing with rats! To the Cougar’s “prey“, I say fear not! It can be a good thing to get caught. Ashton Kutcher’s not blind. Maybe you too can find a cougar both wealthy and hot!
By Andrea Dietrich Inspired by Dr. Ram Mehta's Contest: "Cougar Effect"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


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Date: 2/7/2015 7:14:00 PM
Very creative!
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Date: 11/5/2014 8:40:00 AM
a cougar both wealthy and hot-wow But sorry nobody cares. I am old I am old. Love Andrea...rajat
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Date: 12/9/2011 6:31:00 AM
I'd love a cougar to pass me some sugar, but at this age we'd have to engage some accessories. (I'm reading all yours, too; but yours are lots longer than mine, and so many more.)
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Date: 7/6/2011 12:13:00 AM
Great job at this one buddy:) It got a hearty chuckle from me.
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Date: 7/5/2011 4:27:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Andrea in Dr. Ram Mehta's "Cougar Effect" contest. Love, Carol
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Date: 7/3/2011 7:03:00 PM
i knew this would be a winner. congratulations andrea!
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Date: 7/3/2011 12:52:00 PM
I can't believe how many contest results I've missed - many congrats on all your recent wins, Andrea : ) I'll look out for the one in Brian's contest
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Date: 7/3/2011 4:17:00 AM
AWESOME!!!! LOL. Many congrats on your SUPER WIN, Andrea. lainie
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Date: 7/3/2011 1:42:00 AM
Andrea super congrats on your win in Dr. Ram's contest.. Love Wilma ;-)
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Date: 7/2/2011 6:50:00 PM
Congratulations on your lighthearted entry and win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 7/2/2011 6:19:00 PM
Congrats Andrea on a super third place win ..with a magnificent write..luv it luv.. we are watching fireworks at seashore right now..oh awesome ..luv..happy celebrations...
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Date: 7/2/2011 4:42:00 PM
Enjoyed the expressions on the theme of my contest, my congratulations on the win, Andrea
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Date: 7/2/2011 3:19:00 PM
Andrea-This is FANTASTIC!!! Wealthy and hot-sounds like a plan to me :) Congrats. on your win!!!
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Date: 7/1/2011 9:41:00 PM
A cute little limerick and cleverly done. Good job my friend. God Bless, JB
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Date: 6/23/2011 8:52:00 PM
Oh Andrea this is cute. About my Buster story. Yes it is true every line. Those brothers of mine told that story many times. Love, Joyce
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Date: 6/20/2011 11:50:00 AM
A fun write, done well. Good luck! Love, Robert.
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Date: 6/20/2011 7:58:00 AM
ha ha! wealthy and hot! I love it! A perfect entry for the contest. Good luck!
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Date: 6/19/2011 5:13:00 PM
kinky quirky words that worky, thinkum you have the plot, blinkum stinkim erky jerky, aint poetic is it not. and you are confused :) am I? xo, Don
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Date: 6/19/2011 10:43:00 AM
:) Wealthy and hot would make my day, Andrea. I do prefer men my own age though. Very funny entry for Dr. Ram's contest! "Todd Worthington" just sounded like a stuffy, society name to me. No real character -- just fiction. I'm thinking of changing my entry because I came up with a better one. Not sure yet. Best wishes in Dr. Ram's contest! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 6/19/2011 7:44:00 AM
LOL, very witty limerick. Great fun : )
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Date: 6/19/2011 5:38:00 AM
Inspiration has filled the pages of poetry over this weekend here at PoetrySoup. I am happy to have been able to read your poetry here today Andrea. Have a wonderful Sunday I will be back soon to read more. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/19/2011 4:33:00 AM
Witty indeed Andrea and to think you said you had no idea how to tackle this one.. love Wilma
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Date: 6/18/2011 11:48:00 PM
When did you write them?? My all of these compositions from you have been so intelligently done..Dr Ram will like this so much.I enjoyed..though it's a sunday but I need to rush..Bye dear, best wishes for this one too...
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Date: 6/18/2011 6:48:00 PM
Thanks for the entry, Andrea
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Date: 6/18/2011 6:13:00 PM
Good one for the contest..Dr. Ram will enjoy it I am sure..Reads like a winner to me..Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my Fruit..Got Blueberries ripe right now but fireants built beds all around which puts a sting in trying to pick them...Sara
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