Andrea Dietrich Poet Limerick

Consider Cougars

Some men might prefer kitty cats
oh so pretty, but they might be brats!
The mature feline, though, 
is the one in the “know”
and is better at dealing with rats!

To the Cougar’s “prey“, I say fear not!
It can be a good thing to get caught.
Ashton Kutcher’s not blind.
Maybe you too can find
a cougar both wealthy and hot!

By Andrea Dietrich

Inspired by Dr. Ram Mehta's Contest:
"Cougar Effect"

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Maurice Yvonne February 7, 2015 at 7:14 PM Very creative!

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty November 5, 2014 at 8:40 AM a cougar both wealthy and hot-wow But sorry nobody cares. I am old I am old. Love Andrea...rajat

John Smith December 9, 2011 at 6:31 AM I'd love a cougar to pass me some sugar, but at this age we'd have to engage some accessories. (I'm reading all yours, too; but yours are lots longer than mine, and so many more.)

Matt Hunt July 6, 2011 at 12:13 AM Great job at this one buddy:) It got a hearty chuckle from me.

Carol Sunshine Brown July 5, 2011 at 4:27 AM Congratulations on your win Andrea in Dr. Ram Mehta's "Cougar Effect" contest. Love, Carol

Black Eyed Susan July 3, 2011 at 7:03 PM i knew this would be a winner. congratulations andrea!

Jack Horne July 3, 2011 at 12:52 PM I can't believe how many contest results I've missed - many congrats on all your recent wins, Andrea : ) I'll look out for the one in Brian's contest

Elaine George July 3, 2011 at 4:17 AM AWESOME!!!! LOL. Many congrats on your SUPER WIN, Andrea. lainie

Wilma Neels July 3, 2011 at 1:42 AM Andrea super congrats on your win in Dr. Ram's contest.. Love Wilma ;-)

Joyce Johnson July 2, 2011 at 6:50 PM Congratulations on your lighthearted entry and win. Love, Joyce

Linda-Marie Sweetheart July 2, 2011 at 6:19 PM Congrats Andrea on a super third place win ..with a magnificent write..luv it luv.. we are watching fireworks at seashore right now..oh awesome ..luv..happy celebrations...

Dr.Ram Mehta July 2, 2011 at 4:42 PM Enjoyed the expressions on the theme of my contest, my congratulations on the win, Andrea

Natalie The Rogue Rhymer July 2, 2011 at 3:19 PM Andrea-This is FANTASTIC!!! Wealthy and hot-sounds like a plan to me :) Congrats. on your win!!!

Judy Ball July 1, 2011 at 9:41 PM A cute little limerick and cleverly done. Good job my friend. God Bless, JB

Joyce Johnson June 23, 2011 at 8:52 PM Oh Andrea this is cute. About my Buster story. Yes it is true every line. Those brothers of mine told that story many times. Love, Joyce

Zzzzz Zzzzz June 20, 2011 at 11:50 AM A fun write, done well. Good luck! Love, Robert.

Black Eyed Susan June 20, 2011 at 7:58 AM ha ha! wealthy and hot! I love it! A perfect entry for the contest. Good luck!

Don Johnson June 19, 2011 at 5:13 PM kinky quirky words that worky, thinkum you have the plot, blinkum stinkim erky jerky, aint poetic is it not. and you are confused :) am I? xo, Don

Carolyn Devonshire June 19, 2011 at 10:43 AM :) Wealthy and hot would make my day, Andrea. I do prefer men my own age though. Very funny entry for Dr. Ram's contest! "Todd Worthington" just sounded like a stuffy, society name to me. No real character -- just fiction. I'm thinking of changing my entry because I came up with a better one. Not sure yet. Best wishes in Dr. Ram's contest! Love, Carolyn

Jack Horne June 19, 2011 at 7:44 AM LOL, very witty limerick. Great fun : )

Carol Sunshine Brown June 19, 2011 at 5:38 AM Inspiration has filled the pages of poetry over this weekend here at PoetrySoup. I am happy to have been able to read your poetry here today Andrea. Have a wonderful Sunday I will be back soon to read more. Love, Carol

Wilma Neels June 19, 2011 at 4:33 AM Witty indeed Andrea and to think you said you had no idea how to tackle this one.. love Wilma

Gautami Phookan June 18, 2011 at 11:48 PM When did you write them?? My all of these compositions from you have been so intelligently done..Dr Ram will like this so much.I enjoyed..though it's a sunday but I need to rush..Bye dear, best wishes for this one too...

Dr.Ram Mehta June 18, 2011 at 6:48 PM Thanks for the entry, Andrea

Sara Kendrick June 18, 2011 at 6:13 PM Good one for the contest..Dr. Ram will enjoy it I am sure..Reads like a winner to me..Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my Fruit..Got Blueberries ripe right now but fireants built beds all around which puts a sting in trying to pick them...Sara

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