Up In Smoke - a Cigar Story

PROFESSOR SILA, VICTOR SINCLAIR, AND ROCKY PATEL were scheduled to visit ARTURO FUENTE at the DREW ESTATE in ASHTON. However, the count of MONTE CRISTO stopped their trip at SAN MIGUEL because of the possibilty of BROCATUS intercepting them and searching them for PIRATE'S GOLD near the GRAYCLIFF off the ISLA DEL SOL. He had the ROBUSTO to use a TORPEDO on their ship, the PRESIDENTE CHURCHILL. Their friend ALEC BRADLEY had heard of the plan while speaking with DON PEPIN GARCIA as they were both seeking VEGAS GOLD by playing BACCARAT. "AVE MARIA", he cried..."what can we do but try to warn them." However, they were already at sea, and the only way to reach them was PERDOMO which was transmitted by DAVIDOFF in a ROBUSTO BELICOSO manner. It took nearly 60 RINGS, but he finally reached ROMEO Y JULIETA who then passed their message via OLIVA on the PUROS INDIOS which was sailing near CORONA. He had been a member of the GURKHA brigade in WWII, and given the CU-AVIAN, summoned his comrades PADILLA, MACANUDO, and MADURO to help him stop this attempt in the NUB. Using a DIESEL TORO, they successfully sent a signal over the LA PERLA HABANA Mountains, where DON RAFAEL stopped the DOMINICAN MADURO MELEE. For the uneducated, all CAPS are names of Cigars, Cigar Companies, or related to the industry.