Football Manager

I could build a football team for the future, I've played Football Manager on my computer, I've built teams that are simply spectacular, with lots of silverware I've managed to capture. I started off as manager of Bath City, and Bath City played with a pity! but a pit was around them so I chose to believe, and that pity team did win that pit league. I then took Barnet from non-league to the championship, I won leagues, cups and awards on that 10 year trip, bottom of the Conference when I took the healm of that ship, but then I quit Barnet because Barnet lack grip. I went to Ashton Gate because Lampard had just quit, they were in League One and at the bottom of it, the same league that I had just won when I was with Barnet, who had unveiled a statute of me a week before I quit. I couldn't sign players because of a transfer embargo, which annoyed me because they were garbage you know, was told 10 points from 5 games or you have to go, won 4 drew 1 and from the relegation zone we rose. The following season got promotion against the odds, this really did prove that I was one of the Gods! Won League 1 manager award for the 2nd time in 3 seasons, but then it all went wrong for the following reasons, it was my laptop, it could no longer be used, I'd bought the wrong lead and the flippin' thing fused!