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Benny Poems - Poems about Benny

This Guy
They knew what to do with this guy: they took Benny into captivity. They knew what to do with this guy: they certainly wanted activity. He knew what to do with these guys: he glared so his eyes would pierce. He knew what to do with these guys: he made those eyes look so fierce. They knew what to do with this guy: they...

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Categories: benny, anti bullying, bullying, violence,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Great Message From My Friend Benny Berry
Only thing is at closing he said the only way we can get back to a true marital relationship as being One with God is for “us to allow Him” to clear out the clutter of all the shallow religious servitude & worship after the lusts & satisfaction of our flesh. Which includes not only...

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Categories: benny, fate,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Benny Got Fever
There was once a middle aged man from Geneva Who everyone around, called Benny the weaver, He preferred living in England, As it was closer to Finland, His girlfriend lived there, she was a dreamer. Forgot her address never much of an achiever Ended up in Sweden, got sick had a fever, Collapsed in the street, an ambulance came, The next day was...

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Categories: benny, heart,
Form: I do not know?
Mummy Benny Righteous River
The path of the righteous man Is beset on either side Of the torrential river rapids But i have all the horses on my side And there are no more fish left to eat Since the water turned into blood To be fed upon by a swarm of locusts In the delta that God forsake Until the only thing apart from sand left Was...

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Categories: benny, slam,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Meet Jack Benny
Remember Jack Benny, but hold your applause for the master of the pregnant pause 'Your money or your life, Mr. Benny?!' Folds his arms, rolls his eyes ~ Chuckles, then Guffaws! ...Applause!...

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Categories: benny, celebrity, humor,
Form: Clerihew



Premium Member My Robot Benny
MY ROBOT BENNY I have a robot at home, his name is Benny, Who is also, extremely office friendly. He wakes me up every morning, As a new day is dawning, And taps my hand, ever so gently. I wanted him dressed in a vibrant colour, So he was delivered to me in red suited armour, With extremities of a shiny silvery pallor! He...

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Categories: benny, space,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Jack Benny
Benjamin Kubelsky Who became Jack Benny Almost didn't change his name ~ It cost a penny!...

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Categories: benny, money, star,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Benny Hill Revisited
It's Benny Hill here entertaining you all With antics so silly, hilarious with falls Irreverent without doubt Scantily clad ladies throughout Proud to be associated with this hilarious guffaw...

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Categories: benny, fantasy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Benny Hill
It's Benny Hill here entertaining you all With antics so silly, hilarious with falls Irreverent without doubt Scantily clad ladies throughout Proud to be associated with this hilarious guffaw...

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Categories: benny, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Canadian Benny Hill
Was told my humor reminds them of Benny Hill But a Canadian version, what an enormous thrill He was known for smut That's how I'm cut Creating sexual exploits for the guffaws they instill...

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Categories: benny, tribute,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Jack Benny Christmas
Working like dogs to get there, Finally she rested her warm skull against the curve of my neck. I say skull because the weight of her head had been appointed The Carrier of all Grief and Weariness in her pregnant body. It was then we rolled into our old rhythms. Our heads resting against each other While rivers of thought...

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Categories: benny, christmas, family,
Form: Free verse
Benny
Born and bred ko kasi that built the boundaries that made me bold and brave with... Everlasting memories that created the fuel for my natural elegance of self entered and electric self esteem... Not just and ordinary nothing but a... Narcotic that arouses not normal expressions but... Yet leaving one yearning and yellow forward going without yielding!...

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Categories: benny, poetry,
Form: ABC
Benny Blue Beetle
Benny Blue Beetle ran up a limb He knew he could fly but he couldn’t swim Way up in a tree way out in the air He leaped and he flew way over there Up high in the top of the mulberry tree He looked out as far as a beetle could see It was marvelous all the life high up...

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Categories: benny, children, nature,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Bored Billy Benny
Mr. Billy Benny sits, staring at a knife.. As bored as bored can be, in his very boring life. He dipped a pen in tea - and drank a cup of ink, The mirror sees him turn into a rosy shade of pink. He shaved his black hair off - and stuck it on again, He counted sheep, and 1...

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Categories: benny, humor,
Form: Couplet
Little Benny Ben
Little Benny Ben told Roald Amundsen Let's go to South Pole with my pretty hen ...

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Categories: benny, fun,
Form: Limerick

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