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A Canadian Benny Hill

Was told my humor reminds them of Benny Hill But a Canadian version, what an enormous thrill He was known for smut That's how I'm cut Creating sexual exploits for the guffaws they instill

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DM Babbit

Date: 10/10/2017 1:23:00 PM

I loved Benny Hill, he was a little before his time, but he sure made me laugh with the simplest of things. Glad his humor still runs with you.

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/10/2017 2:02:00 PM

He was quite a naughty fellow as am I sometimes! lol Can't measure up to him though!!! xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 10/9/2017 8:37:00 AM

Jackson and the late Benny Hill//a double-breasted thrill!//whoops! Double barreled I mean// might cause a scene//like Benny did with great skill. WHOOP ON BEN JACKSON!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/10/2017 2:05:00 PM

Duh... that's scenes, NOT svenes!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/9/2017 8:47:00 AM

Don't mean to brag but I will! Benny and I were buddies... I gave him some of his best naughty svenes!!! GOOD A.M. MY LIMERICK COHORT!!!

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 10/9/2017 7:42:00 AM

You Is! Good morning Jack! Hugsies from the east :) xomo!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/9/2017 7:46:00 AM

How are things in ye ole capitol! Say hello to a son of mine there!!! Lovesies! xxx

Silent One

Date: 10/9/2017 7:23:00 AM

HaHaha! You are the Canadian Benny Hill.. What are you like chasing women? that is what he used to do.. Wow, he would be so politically incorrect in todays world... lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/9/2017 7:45:00 AM

As am I in Benny Hill's tradition! Thank you for this honour you have bestowed upon me!!! YEE HAW!!!

Russell Sivey

Date: 10/9/2017 6:22:00 AM

Be careful, those sexual exploits can get you into trouble that you don't want! What a hilarious write you have written here my friend! You have created a funny and entertaining limerick this morning! What a fantastic piece, Great work my friend!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/9/2017 6:27:00 AM

There's a line that I'll never pass... trust me!!! GOOD MORNING RUSSELL!!!