A Canadian Benny Hill

Was told my humor reminds them of Benny Hill But a Canadian version, what an enormous thrill He was known for smut That's how I'm cut Creating sexual exploits for the guffaws they instill
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Babbit Avatar
October 10, 2017 at 1:23 PM
I loved Benny Hill, he was a little before his time, but he sure made me laugh with the simplest of things. Glad his humor still runs with you.
Ellison Avatar
October 10, 2017 at 2:02 PM
He was quite a naughty fellow as am I sometimes! lol Can't measure up to him though!!! xxx
Flats Avatar
October 9, 2017 at 8:37 AM
Jackson and the late Benny Hill//a double-breasted thrill!//whoops! Double barreled I mean// might cause a scene//like Benny did with great skill. WHOOP ON BEN JACKSON!!!
Ellison Avatar
October 10, 2017 at 2:05 PM
Duh... that's scenes, NOT svenes!!!
Ellison Avatar
October 9, 2017 at 8:47 AM
Don't mean to brag but I will! Benny and I were buddies... I gave him some of his best naughty svenes!!! GOOD A.M. MY LIMERICK COHORT!!!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
October 9, 2017 at 7:42 AM
You Is! Good morning Jack! Hugsies from the east :) xomo!
Ellison Avatar
October 9, 2017 at 7:46 AM
How are things in ye ole capitol! Say hello to a son of mine there!!! Lovesies! xxx
One Avatar
October 9, 2017 at 7:23 AM
HaHaha! You are the Canadian Benny Hill.. What are you like chasing women? that is what he used to do.. Wow, he would be so politically incorrect in todays world... lol
Ellison Avatar
October 9, 2017 at 7:45 AM
As am I in Benny Hill's tradition! Thank you for this honour you have bestowed upon me!!! YEE HAW!!!
Sivey Avatar
October 9, 2017 at 6:22 AM
Be careful, those sexual exploits can get you into trouble that you don't want! What a hilarious write you have written here my friend! You have created a funny and entertaining limerick this morning! What a fantastic piece, Great work my friend!!
Ellison Avatar
October 9, 2017 at 6:27 AM
There's a line that I'll never pass... trust me!!! GOOD MORNING RUSSELL!!!
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