Short Benny Poems
Short Benny Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Benny by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Benny by length and keyword.
Jack Benny
Benjamin Kubelsky
Who became Jack Benny
Almost didn't change his name
~ It cost a penny!...
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Categories:
benny, money, star,
Form:
Clerihew
Prize Rooster
Benny, Benny king of chicks
Peck this corn from between my toes
The first to run "chicken"
Gets fried....
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Categories:
benny, animals
Form:
Light Verse
Benny O Bean
Benny O Bean stole a kingpin
Kept it secret in the cabin
Wife Sarah was a dork
And loved the grunter pork
And re-stole the pin for cookin'...
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Categories:
benny, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Benny "the Jet" Rodriguez
Benny beat the Beast,
Busted the Baseball,
Became Smalls Bud,
Brings his Best,
Breathes in Baseball
Benny was a hero
But Benny Became a legend
Become a Benny...
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Categories:
benny, sports
Form:
I do not know?
There Once Was An Old Man Named Benny
There once was an
old man named
Benny.
Who never in life
saw a penny.
When once saw him
dollar,
he fainted in a hollar.
O poorest! the old
man named Benny....
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Categories:
benny, humorous
Form:
Limerick
Temper Tantrum
Benny B was well known as a crowder
And today he craved a bowl of clam chowder
The waitress with a frown
Said "the chowder's all gone"
Ben threw a tantrum, whining all the louder...
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Categories:
benny, anger, character, food, poetry,
Form:
Limerick
Silent One
SO or Silent One who is known to all
Our British connection, a mysterious butterball
Calls me Benny Hill
A connection if you will
Along with Python, made us giggle and guffaw...
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Categories:
benny, celebrity,
Form:
Limerick
Silent Friend
SO or Silent One who is known to all
Our British connection, a mysterious butterball
Calls me Benny Hill
A connection if you will
Along with Python, made us giggle and guffaw...
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Categories:
benny, dedication,
Form:
Limerick
My British Friends
Many Brits are good friends of mine
A Benny Hill thing, ten times out of nine
My hero all the way through
Went to the same silly school
When censors sleep, my naughtiness shines...
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Categories:
benny, friendship,
Form:
Limerick
A Canadian Benny Hill
Was told my humor reminds them of Benny Hill
But a Canadian version, what an enormous thrill
He was known for smut
That's how I'm cut
Creating sexual exploits for the guffaws they instill...
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Categories:
benny, tribute,
Form:
Limerick
Benny Hill
It's Benny Hill here entertaining you all
With antics so silly, hilarious with falls
Irreverent without doubt
Scantily clad ladies throughout
Proud to be associated with this hilarious guffaw...
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Categories:
benny, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Benny Hill Revisited
It's Benny Hill here entertaining you all
With antics so silly, hilarious with falls
Irreverent without doubt
Scantily clad ladies throughout
Proud to be associated with this hilarious guffaw...
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Categories:
benny, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
Left Him In Germany
Benny was a high living’ bon vivant
Who ran around with his crazy old aunt
They traveled many countries afar
Playing Spanish flamenco guitar
Until she married a man named Ben Brandt
written September 30, 2021...
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Categories:
benny, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Gibberish
This guy prides himself in speaking gibberish
Multilingual, proud along with my limericks
Went to Benny Hill school
For underdeveloped fools
Passed with flying colours, ended up the class validick...
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Categories:
benny, language,
Form:
Limerick
Meet Jack Benny
Remember Jack Benny, but hold your applause
for the master of the pregnant pause
'Your money or your life, Mr. Benny?!'
Folds his arms, rolls his eyes ~ Chuckles, then Guffaws!
...Applause!...
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Categories:
benny, celebrity, humor,
Form:
Clerihew
Miracle Dinner
Miracle dinner
Benny had gambled away his last buck
Hungry and couldn't believe his ill luck
He fell down and prayed
His neighbour's bird strayed
For dinner, he had a dish of roast duck!
July 2, 2017
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Categories:
benny, funny, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Maths Test
Woody would if he could,
Jimmy did like he should,
Timmy just pulled down his hood,
Benny was so very good.
All the boys did the test,
Two did better than the rest,
Benny's result was the best,
Two boys think Maths is a pest....
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Categories:
benny, children, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
O, For the Shows
The Honeymooners
Burns & Allen
Mister Ed, Mork & Mindy
My Favorite Martian, My Three Sons
Sergeant Bilko, Dobie Gillis
O, for the shows that used to thrill us
You Bet Your Life, the Jack Benny Show
I can't list more ~ they're all I know...
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Categories:
benny, celebrity, fun, funny, nostalgia,
Form:
Rhyme
Little Benny Ben
Little Benny Ben told Roald Amundsen
Let's go to South Pole with my pretty hen
The hen was very stocky
Came to Ben with gait low-key
Asked for a diary and a gel pen...
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Categories:
benny, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Jack Benny
Mister Jack Benny was a funny fellow indeed
He played a mean violin, though a bit off-keyed
'Tis said that he was so tight with his bountiful purse
That to part with his moolah he was very averse
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...
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Categories:
benny, funny,
Form:
Clerihew
Benny Mussolini
Benito Mussolini was known to folks in Italo as Il Duce.
But they became disenchanted and hanged him with a noosey!
He was strung upside down with Clara Petacci his moll!
'Twas an ignominious finale for his closing curtain call!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...
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Categories:
benny, funny,
Form:
Clerihew
The Bodacious Bather
Betty Barbara Bailey borrowed a bright blue bather from from Benny B. Brooks
bathroom bashful Betty wore a bright blue biodegradable bikini for
Benny B. Brooks , who was actually Betty Barbara Bailey ,
a big, beautiful, bodacious, booty-licious boy/girl .
For contest : Tongue Twister
December 29, 2020...
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Categories:
benny, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Benny
Born and bred ko kasi that built the boundaries that made me bold and brave with...
Everlasting memories that created the fuel for my natural elegance of self entered and electric self esteem...
Not just and ordinary nothing but a...
Narcotic that arouses not normal expressions but...
Yet leaving one yearning and yellow forward going without yielding!...
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Categories:
benny, poetry,
Form:
ABC
Mummy Benny Righteous River
The path of the righteous man
Is beset on either side
Of the torrential river rapids
But i have all the horses on my side
And there are no more fish left to eat
Since the water turned into blood
To be fed upon by a swarm of locusts
In the delta that God forsake
Until the only thing apart from sand left
Was an apparition or a mirage
Of an oasis in a desert...
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Categories:
benny, slam,
Form:
Free verse
Dementia
Rock-a-bye baby in the treetops
Play hide-and-go-seek with me
We're a great big family
But I'm a child no more
When sleeping I snore
I've counted to ten
And cried
And died
At the same time I lied
Kitty and Benny sitting in a tree
Happy as can be
Rock-a-bye baby in the treetops
The wind's gonna blow me
The tree's gonna throw me
And down will I fall
So down will come baby
Cradle and all...
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Categories:
benny, childhood, confusion, depression, fear, baby, baby,
Form:
Rhyme Royal