Beer Poems - Poems about Beer

L uscious liquid U ndulates in the pouring B ubbles to tickle R ibs from the I nside out with a golden C alming, cooling composure effect A lcohol free (sometimes) yet N ever disappoints especially during T hermal reduction as a bonus...

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Spring is sprawling out there somewhere in a Bikini on a Beach drinking Beer toes in the sand glass in hand while snowflakes are falling and winter's still here then when good old sunny summer comes (and swallows do too) oh to go Barefoot in a Boat on the sea Barbecue in the garden play Ball in the park fun in the sun 'til evening twilight lowers the night a curtain...

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"It's RUBY TUESDAY night" declared Charlie. Why do yer call it that when it's ruby murray for curry?" retorts Steve. "It's coz we 'ave it on Tuesdays that's why mate" replies Charlie. Steve shakes his head "But Charlie, we do 'ave it on Saturday nights too." Charlie laughs."Last one your ANGIE cooked, my guts felt like WILD HORSES...

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That day on Earth was filled with fun, The weather was mild and clement. The sun beamed down with gentle grace, Cool air had just chased off the rain. That party brimmed with food and beer, We drank more than we ought to drink. There wasn’t a single sober soul, Not even the one meant to drive. Still, we had homes we had...

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who had quaffed his beer shall make quagmire underneath is not wise at all...

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Bartender, bring me a Pink Fuzz in a tall frosted glass It's going down velvety smooth so cold refreshing and citrusy love its grapefruit aftertaste that lingers on the tongue It makes my head feel light it's magical and so delightful brewed to perfection achieving mild intoxication Pink Fuzz a celebration in a glass cheers ~ summer is finally here !!...

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O’ fluid friend,— —O’ liquid lover, please embrace me, soothe my sootheless, stranded soul—, —caress my restless thoughts, and set them still.— O’ sap of spirit,— —sweet sip of ambrose! O’ potent potion,— —O’ magic mixture, daze me, dazzle me, nuzzle me, numb my frill fringes |—...

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Beer’s yellow hue reminds me of what I’m forced to do after I’ve had a few. In snow my dog and I leave yellow clues, and passers-by can’t tell whose is whose....

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They gather where the signs hang crooked, under gaslight glare and broken clocks, where the barkeep’s eyes are twin shot glasses— fogged, but watching. Gin Lane rolls in on tired boots, her laughter sharp as shattered glass. Beer Street hums a fatter tune, slumped in booths of sticky leather. They meet at the hinge of last call, where poetry is slurred and prophets mumble. A...

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SCHAEFFER BEER BREWING COMPANY, INC. iconic advertising slogan being “ONE BEER TO HAVE WHEN YOU’RE HAVING MORE THAN ONE” The Schaeffer Beer man being my Grandfather who worked for the company 25 years as a NIGHT FOREMAN A mover and shaker in results My Grandfather was outspoken and didn’t play with his words that moved productivity in the...

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A brew-loving guy from Kilkenny is mad! His wife spent their last penny-- on a cask of green beer? No, she hopes to bring cheer with green cookies~~poor clueless Jenny! ...

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If you're in a bar, you can always order, many brands of beer from south of the border. The three biggest brands any connoisseur would know, include Corona, Dos Equis, and Modelo. However, tariffs will make us pay mas dinero. Yes, we will pay more for cerveza mexicana, while we reside in the United States of America. ...

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Quote By Poet "March will start Spring off with a big smile." March is a great time of the year, St. Patrick's Day they serve green beer. Four leaf clovers bunnies are hopping, let's go green dress shopping. Pretty flowers are now blooming, the green grass needs grooming....

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March is looking colorful and pretty, brightening up every town and city. From grass to beer it is all green, making everything look so clean. Can I be on the flower committee?...

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Though warned to stop smoking and drinking beer, Why should I quit things that give me such joy? So much wise advice I refused to hear. All good things of life I vowed to enjoy. But when I was told I had lung cancer, And my liver scarred with cirrhosis. Without the doctor giving the answer, To my question, I guessed the...

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