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Beer Poems - Poems about Beer

Premium Member Beer
Beer’s yellow hue reminds me of what I’m forced to do after I’ve had a few. In snow my dog and I leave yellow clues, and passers-by can’t tell whose is whose....

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Categories: beer, humor,
Form: Light Verse
The Bar on Beer Street and Gin Lane
They gather where the signs hang crooked, under gaslight glare and broken clocks, where the barkeep’s eyes are twin shot glasses— fogged, but watching. Gin Lane rolls in on tired boots, her laughter sharp as shattered glass. Beer Street hums a fatter tune, slumped in booths of sticky leather. They meet at the hinge of last call, where poetry is slurred and prophets mumble. A...

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Categories: beer, abuse, addiction, depression, drink,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member LET’S TALK BEER
SCHAEFFER BEER BREWING COMPANY, INC. iconic advertising slogan being “ONE BEER TO HAVE WHEN YOU’RE HAVING MORE THAN ONE” The Schaeffer Beer man being my Grandfather who worked for the company 25 years as a NIGHT FOREMAN A mover and shaker in results My Grandfather was outspoken and didn’t play with his words that moved productivity in the...

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Categories: beer, adventure, blessing, courage, education,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Green--but Not Beer
A brew-loving guy from Kilkenny is mad! His wife spent their last penny-- on a cask of green beer? No, she hopes to bring cheer with green cookies~~poor clueless Jenny! ...

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Categories: beer, green,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Tariffs on Mexican Beer
If you're in a bar, you can always order, many brands of beer from south of the border. The three biggest brands any connoisseur would know, include Corona, Dos Equis, and Modelo. However, tariffs will make us pay mas dinero. Yes, we will pay more for cerveza mexicana, while we reside in the United States of America. ...

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Categories: beer, business, drink, political,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member St Patrick's Day
Quote By Poet "March will start Spring off with a big smile." March is a great time of the year, St. Patrick's Day they serve green beer. Four leaf clovers bunnies are hopping, let's go green dress shopping. Pretty flowers are now blooming, the green grass needs grooming....

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Categories: beer, animal, drink, fun, green,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member March
March is looking colorful and pretty, brightening up every town and city. From grass to beer it is all green, making everything look so clean. Can I be on the flower committee?...

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Categories: beer, cute, flower, fun, giggle,
Form: Limerick
Life wracked with pains
Though warned to stop smoking and drinking beer, Why should I quit things that give me such joy? So much wise advice I refused to hear. All good things of life I vowed to enjoy. But when I was told I had lung cancer, And my liver scarred with cirrhosis. Without the doctor giving the answer, To my question, I guessed the...

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Categories: beer, cancer, drink, heartbroken, hope,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Untitled
there once was a lightening bug named Doug who fell in to a foamy Guiness Stout mug tried to call for help by glowing green and yellow but alas for poor Doug a burly young fellow downed Doug the lightening bug with one chug ...

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Categories: beer, humor,
Form: Limerick
Just My Retriever And Me
Dropped the receiver, when Jill tried to phone my old retriever, won’t pick up his bone no more beer or cigarettes I’m still here, with my regrets she’s in Geneva, with that guy, Jerome. ...

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Categories: beer, 10th grade, break up,
Form: Limerick
The Cold Beer Song
I want here a mug of cold beer, it brings us good cheer, make mine a Rainier. Want one that’s crisp, so cold it feels brisk, don’t need a lime twist, I’m just fine with this. Won’t drink the whole case, I’m too damn old for living that bold, just make sure mine’s cold. I want here a mug of cold beer, it brings us good cheer, make mine a...

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Categories: beer, appreciation, fun, how i
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member there's a bloke bringing in a six-pack of beer to watch the nutcracker
he sits in front of us with his family nice touch but then it is evident from his long pig face that there; has been some foul play the sweet woman welcomes us before proceedings with a monologue of length i stare at the seat in front of me cake wasted and my wife brings a Coca Cola the bloke...

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Categories: beer, analogy, art, lost love,
Form: Free verse
Small sips sound sane
Best bitters; black bar beer, Brewed brown but ~ bottled blue. Drunk dirty; delays drag, During dark ~ dreadful days. Though taken through tough times, Thoughts turn to ~ tingling taste. Confusing consciousness, Clear conscience ~ clouded case. Still sip slow, sounds so sane, Same songs sung ~ safety strong. Brains behave beautifully Breeding bright ~ better behaviors....

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Categories: beer, beautiful, confusion, song,
Form: Alliteration
Stars became the sun
Just fresh out of one of our drinking bars, I looked up to the sky and saw some stars, Drunkenness whispered to me t'was midday, Why will stars be on the sky that's that grey? So I asked my friend who was as well drunk, "Ol' boy! What's that in the sky, you drunk crunk? He muttered what beer brewed into...

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Categories: beer, confusion, drink, funny, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member TV and Beer With Melancholy Salad
Grab for all the gusto you can Because TV and beer are all I need, man! Weltanschauung? Yes, it is one Not a real complex decision So, let us for a moment, and as we are able Look at what hedonism brings to the table Epicurean hedonism of the quantitative type It’s what I mean to be more precise If all there is,...

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Categories: beer, god, philosophy, religious,
Form: Rhyme

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