Beeped Poems - Poems about Beeped

...Arguing with inanimate objects Can be very distressing To them My Roomba drove itself down the stairs The Keurig switched to decaf Alexa told me where to go Siri filed for a restraining order......Read the rest...

...mum said she needed a stiff drink me, at the wheel, closing my eyes and actually praying a rented car, a wide car narrow roads tractors and horses getting my brexercise not knowing how t......Read the rest...

...Happiness, something we all yearn for. It can come at any given time of the day, and sometimes it can come when least expected. But if you really want to live a life of happiness, more times than not......Read the rest...

...It’s Sunday morning, my watch shows that it’s 33° and 5:58 am. Surprisingly, half of us are up and motile. My excuse is that I’m scheduled to volunteer at the hospital this morning. Leong just came......Read the rest...

...They built an A.T.V. and sent it to Ganymede. It was programmed to go here and there. Time passed, NASA diminished, there were staff depletions. The unit sensed that it had been abandoned......Read the rest...

...She was born and cried for her daddy I was there to hold her in my arms She gurgled, with a slight giggle My heart dropped right then At goo goo, she hand me in her hands I can surely say, witho......Read the rest...

...30 Best Minutes She was born and cried for her daddy I was there to hold her in my arms She gurgled, with a slight giggle My heart dropped right then At goo goo, she had me in her hands I c......Read the rest...

...I had a dream, a pleasant dream, A dream in which was only peace… No wars, no hate, no crime, no tears, Only peace each day for men. All evil ways were cast away And only good deeds did man......Read the rest...

...Hectic day, the device beeped incessantly: Salient, superficial, attended all, not to skip, the vital from the plethora of logs. Voices buzzed interminably : known, alien, the bulk superfi......Read the rest...

...Example for my contest. DUMBSTRUCK-DK I drove past this girl...on Sunset & Vine I couldn't see her face...so I beeped at her behind When she turned around...I nearly hit a caravan Becau......Read the rest...

...Had to get some blood work As my doctor did demand So I walked up to the lab With my appointment in my hand. A few were there before me As we checked in one by one. They would text when they ......Read the rest...

...Everything went silent as I turned to break the news. Glancing ‘round I found a desperate look on every face, And when I tapped the microphone to check that it was on, It almost seemed as though I......Read the rest...

...IT’S A MAD WORLD In a Lancashire Accent. I went to the Confectioners today, there was a long queue outside, a metre apart, and it had started to rain. The assistant behind the counter had shiny ......Read the rest...

...Heaven offers tickets to any citizen Adhering to good behaviour, as Richard Sin washed virtuous shines richeous Permitted exclusive afterlife purchase Richar......Read the rest...

...I had a dream, a pleasant dream, A dream in which was only peace… No wars, no hate, no crime, no tears, Only peace each day for men. All evil ways were cast away And only good deeds did man......Read the rest...