Bbc Poems - Poems about Bbc

Alma is back on BBC with tales of eccentricity even the critics said it’s good they’re calling Bolton, "Brollywood" claiming it's worth the licence fee It's warmth is positivity facing life and absurdity in ways no-one else, would or could Alma is back BAFTA award winning TV based on the writers family Willan, she's our Walters and Wood champions the misunderstood if you catch it, then you will...

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Two seamen sought to sail the sea to see the seething sea, you see. This could have happened in B.C. but no — they saw the modern sea. In 2023 A.D. the sea was like the sea B.C. which is unlike the CBC with no connection to the sea but somewhat like the BBC which does resemble the B.C. without the extra C., you see? I...

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The police made John jog his memory “Was the car actually a Camry?” John delayed, then got free cigarette Of a brand prized above his Lovette. And he didn’t hear his voice drop “Yes...” Before a second thought’s “More or less.” “Heh! You’ve got my Benson ’n’ Hedges; Quit building round your answers hedges?” “Actually, Cop, an off-white Nissan...

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A permanent fixture on the news over here on the BBC Is the Refugee Crisis so much so it may just as well be given it's own individual segment And the general running theme throughout is how we aren't seemingly doing enough for them Or treating them in the way or in the matter they are accustomed to or were expecting due...

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The Year: Long Squandered 1999; Frank Flynn had found my sent parceled poems ‘fine’ “They can lend themselves... to live performance” Wherefore I mount for each surveillance…. An Atypical BBC Staff: His signed statement A frankness not by half; Laminated have I his bold comment: Above My First Degree ‘A Document.’ Saw Frank, too, in My Enclosed Verses ‘ Originality of Rhythm’ Then, whoever, their...

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The programs for them wondrously keen, BBC celebrates more than Queen Nice expression they don’t look twice at For their Main News and adored broadcasts; At such times A Most Unwelcome Gnat; The Sympathizing Staff for Good Blasts! BBC would eat The Whole Ice Cream, Their Unmoved Hearer: Strange Human Being! A just deceived Avid African Freeing the ones he’d sealed in a...

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The BBC claims before long The faeries will rescue Hong Kong Like Bangladesh* Faeries refresh Plus Bojo says Trump can't be wrong! 28.VI.20 18:00 "Bangladesh is heavily reliant upon faeries to transport people ……"...

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Watching the News On the BBC The British Broadcasting Corporation I realize I have to pay a license fee Or face prosecution In order to own my home T.V But what am I paying for Why am I forced into supporting The governments agenda and point of view Beamed into my home Devoid of any objectivity Or backing up of the relayed...

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We all wonder how time flies As tears flow in our eyes When shall we stop our cries? Each day and night, living libraries pay the price How do I narrate thy death? A threat to my health! My heart bleeds! As sepulcher gives you shields I thought it was an Irony Because at a time like that, thou acted funny However, I've accepted my...

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BBC News Alert Somewhere in France In the Countryside A farmer has been arrested For molesting an old cow A drunken old hag was on all fours Crawling around in his field He, having had his wine and baguette Thought he had forgotten one cow Off he went to fondle and milk her **** Turned out they were as dry as prunes The cow in English...

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Sherlock is at home bored. Quick John, hide the gun or he’ll shoot the wall ’cause if you don’t….the wall’s got it coming. I am Sherlock-Bloody-Holmes And I am sometimes bored. I only take on exciting cases In the fridge experiments are stored. My big brother Mycroft I sometimes call “the queen” Is the British Government And hardly ever seen I had to fake my...

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