Bbc Poems

Alma's Not Normal

Alma is back on BBC
with tales of eccentricity
even the critics said it’s good
they’re calling Bolton, "Brollywood"
claiming it's worth the licence fee

It's warmth is positivity
facing life and absurdity
in ways no-one else, would or could
Alma is back

BAFTA award winning TV
based on the writers family
Willan, she's our Walters and Wood
champions the misunderstood
if you catch it, then you will

Categories: bbc, 10th grade, england, family,
Form: Rondeau

To See the Sea You See

Two seamen sought to sail the sea
to see the seething sea, you see.
This could have happened in B.C.
but no — they saw the modern sea.
In 2023 A.D.
the sea was like the sea B.C.
which is unlike the CBC
with no connection to the sea
but somewhat like the BBC
which does resemble the B.C.
without the extra C., you see?
I

Categories: bbc, funny, humorous, ocean, sea,
Form: Rhyme

The Police and Johns Memory

The police made John jog his memory 
“Was the car actually a Camry?”
John delayed, then got free cigarette 
Of a brand prized above his Lovette.
And he didn’t hear his voice drop “Yes...” 
Before a second thought’s “More or less.”

“Heh! You’ve got my Benson ’n’ Hedges; 
Quit building round your answers hedges?”

“Actually, Cop, an off-white Nissan

Categories: bbc, cry, death, evil, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Refugee Crisis Reported By the Bbc

A permanent fixture on the news 
over here on the BBC

Is the Refugee Crisis so much so
it may just as well be given it's own
individual segment 

And the general running theme throughout
is how we aren't seemingly doing enough
for them

Or treating them in the way or in the matter 
they are accustomed to or were expecting
due

Categories: bbc, emo,
Form: Free verse

Frank Flynn of Bbc

The Year: Long Squandered 1999;
Frank Flynn had found my sent parceled poems ‘fine’
“They can lend themselves... to live performance”
Wherefore I mount for each surveillance….

An Atypical BBC Staff:
His signed statement A frankness not by half;
Laminated have I his bold comment:
Above My First Degree ‘A Document.’

Saw Frank, too, in My Enclosed Verses
‘ Originality of Rhythm’
Then, whoever, their

Categories: bbc, appreciation, beauty, career, celebrity,
Form: Rhyme

Bbc and African Proverbs

The programs for them wondrously keen,
BBC celebrates more than Queen
Nice expression they don’t look twice at
For their Main News and adored broadcasts;
At such times A Most Unwelcome Gnat;
The Sympathizing Staff for Good Blasts!

BBC would eat The Whole Ice Cream,
Their Unmoved Hearer: Strange Human Being!
A just deceived Avid African 
Freeing the ones he’d sealed in a

Categories: bbc, betrayal, imagination, inspiration, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme

Bbc Closed-Captioning

The BBC claims before long
The faeries will rescue Hong Kong
Like Bangladesh*
Faeries refresh
Plus Bojo says Trump can't be wrong!

28.VI.20 18:00 "Bangladesh is
heavily reliant upon faeries to
transport people ……"

Categories: bbc, natural disasters,
Form: Limerick

Bbc News

Watching the News
On the BBC
The British Broadcasting Corporation 
I realize I have to pay a license fee
Or face prosecution 
In order to own my home T.V
But what am I paying for
Why am I forced into supporting 
The governments agenda and point of view
Beamed into my home
Devoid of any objectivity 
Or backing up of the relayed

Categories: bbc, political,
Form: Free verse

When Bbc Dies

We all wonder how time flies
As tears flow in our eyes
When shall we stop our cries?
Each day and night, living libraries pay the price

How do I narrate thy death?
A threat to my health!
My heart bleeds!
As sepulcher gives you shields

I thought it was an Irony
Because at a time like that, thou acted funny
However, I've accepted my

Categories: bbc, death, depression, friend, sad,
Form: Elegiac Lyric

Bbc News Alert Bossy Cow

BBC News Alert


Somewhere in France
In the Countryside
A farmer has been arrested
For molesting an old cow
A drunken old hag was on all fours
Crawling around in his field
He, having had his wine and baguette
Thought he had forgotten one cow
Off he went to fondle and milk her ****
Turned out they were as dry as prunes
The cow in English

Categories: bbc, angel, anti bullying, crazy,
Form: Light Verse

Ode To Bbc Sherlock

Sherlock is at home bored.				
Quick  John, hide the gun or he’ll shoot the wall		
’cause if you don’t….the wall’s got it coming.			

I am Sherlock-Bloody-Holmes
And I am sometimes bored.
I only take on exciting cases
In the fridge experiments are stored.
My big brother Mycroft
I sometimes call “the queen”
Is the British Government
And hardly ever seen

I had to fake my

Categories: bbc, best friend, brother, humor,
Form: Rhyme