Batman Poems - Poems about Batman

It is quite common to kiss 'ouchys' on those wee. At three, my son asked to have bath autonomy. I tossed a washcloth, then stood where he could not see. Soon, he called out with words that completely shook me, "Mom, it washed red and sore, please come kiss my pee-pee." Shopping, strolling him down the grocery store aisle where female...

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See if you gave an E to Batman Would he be hyper vigilant...

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Reputation is what others say about us, character is what we know about ourselves. Don’t be enslaved by what others say about you—Robert N Gorelick Cat Lady Be Mine Tall and svelte, kind and discrete Lovely single cat lady strolls up my street Some folks are just crabby I love you and your tabby! Cat lady be mine and life...

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Riddles Riddle me this Batman: what is the middle of a fat man? Is there anything clean about a garbage can? If two can dance can Toucan Sam? Is beige the same as ecru or tan? Why -does it come between ex and zee? Is the alphabet a good bet, or is beta better? Are you meant to sweat when you wear a sweater? Or for that matter pant in pants? Or...

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King Duncan wouldn't allow it Chin sweat and air conditioning Sending me into a linguistic shaming spiral Flavoursome mints and sparkling water Won't fix this wet nightmare Telling the steps to SHUT UP Sock sniffer Chemical bomb leather shoes Armpits oceaning Give me Nigeria Or the jungle Where the birds don't sing My wife has been reading The Return of the Native for ten years But...

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Invisible Ah to fly Like Superman And save the day once more Or X-Ray rescue captives As I laser-melt the door Perhaps I climb Tall towers And swing without a care Between the skyline scrapers Catching villains in a snare Or my muscles flex In latex City restoration is the goal; As I zoom around in vehicles like Some dark knight of the soul A metal suit Protects...

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The Batman Movie (a review). The clues part was cool, but the end of it got boring. I liked that Batman kept a journal - I like the idea of men keeping journals, because, do men have many thoughts they share? Men’s thinking seems so ephemeral. In this Batman resurrection, Pattinson’s Bruce Wayne & Batman are...

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Get Batman real He grabs the bad guys who steal Now here is the deal Would Batman have slight appeal Without his fine Batmobile?...

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I saw him standing on the limb and I wondered about his sanity. The last time I had seen Green Bat Clock Man was on my vanity. I’ll jump! He yelled to the crowd of robins gathered around to stare. I watched him do an entirely crazy summersault high jump in the air. He’s chained! Ted yelled; He’ll break...

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Even cartoon characters must go Woke? Guess Tinsel Town must be broke ? Close all the churches, why, yes! There is no sin anymore, I sadly, guess. The only sin is, if you dare to think... If you are not Woke, you frankly,stink! On sites, you dare express yourself? You get insulted and set on a shelf. Get out the Woke Gestapo Uniforms. Out...

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simply is simple I wish I might feign I wish I might go to stumble to quake simply is something I feign I might die I feign I might rise to reverie to time simple is simply is simple is not to close to open to get the maestro out...

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Hero I know who you are Your secret is busted My spider sense tingles It can always be trusted The bad guys are nervous They can't see through your glasses All evil's on hold While you're kicking their asses And though your invincible status is real The people who know See the pain that you feel For the toughened exterior...

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if I am a Batman I will make all tinsel town guys bite the dust August 30, 2020 Syllable count : 17 Checked on howmanysyllables.com Contest : If I Am A Super Heroine-Hero Sponsor : JCB Burl...

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Riddle me this Batman ? If Aliens don't exist ? How come i just had the most engrossing conversation ? With the Son of Spock What's that all about ? Enterprise to Bridge Out Catch you later Jnr It's been engaging...

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What is it you have to answer But before you ask someone You have to know the answer People call me ed, Edward, nygma or prince of puzzle Conclusively it doesn’t matter Cause I can make your mind a dimwit crippler So you better call me THE RIDDLER Riddle me this, riddle me that Let’s recall who I...

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