Best Batman Poems

Terror has returned to the heart of Gotham City
Commissioner Gordon’s task sure isn’t pretty
Penguin, the Joker and Riddler are back on the scene
Stirring terror in our hearts, they sure are so mean
Wearing his mask and cape is our hero Bruce Wayne
With Batman around we hope...

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Playing Batman and Robin is a lot different

When the Riddler is your Stepfather

And simultaneously an alcoholic and pedophile

When your secret mission is to keep him

From bringing heroin and ***********

To Gotham city

 

Your mother wanted to save you both

But Catwoman captured her

And held her six children...

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I am a super hero
In my batman underwear
No villain would ever cross me
They simply wouldn't dare

I used to be a Superman
But they somehow got a hole
It had to be some kryptonite
Just saying, so you'll know

I was even the Lone Ranger
Back when I was three
But mom...

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Even cartoon characters must go Woke?
Guess Tinsel Town must be broke ?

Close all the churches, why, yes!
There is no sin anymore, I sadly, guess.

The only sin is, if you dare to think...
If you are not Woke, you frankly,stink!

On sites, you dare express yourself?
You get insulted...

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Batman and Robin were done!
Out cold, on a road, via stun-gun!
-   ‘long came a truck
-   both of them struck
Now it’s just:  “Flatman” and “Ribbon”
5/17/2014...

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Batman
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(Limerick)


Batman and Robin hit the Joker
But their blow was only a croaker
The Joker hit back
But instead hit Jack
Who said "I'm glad, the Joker's an smoker!


Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014


09.16.2014...

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I awoke at the bottom of a dry well
Frozen in time with no recollection of the fall
Or of where or who I was in this abysmal 
But I rose and stood tall to answer the call 

I could hear the echoes of my heartbeat
My visual...

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Secret Identity, covered face
and my thoughts begin to drain
I wander who the real Batman is
Is his name really Bruce Wayne?

His real ID kept secret
So we should recieve
All possibilities of who he could be,
Including ones we don't perceive

So now we have a Mystery
Let's put Batman on...

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A speeding star or spaceship, no it’s SUPERMAN
Only a bat can tell who knows and sees, but as a caped crusader, one can feel the breeze being BATMAN
The Legend Of Justice, but the dialog being doom
A fight to the finish
But who will be victorious and...

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Words dissolved like crystals on my tongue
Moisture filled my mouth, my jaws converged
City lights shimmered in the distance
Wings bashed the air, passed the yellow Moon,
Our footsteps slowly fell into synch 
And I wondered, what about your smile?
Busy bees were buzzing in my head
Inspiration came to...

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I patrol in my backyard
Cruising im my pedal car
I can see the Joker
Well, it's really a toy clown
Locked safely away in the toy shed

I am looking for Two Face
A teddybear that my dog ripped
So my Mum sewed up his face
But now he is out there,...

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Batman 
A lot of jokers
An they poison ivy
Catwoman became a rivalry 
So I'm playing smoking aces 
Lil Penguins praying 
No escaping they organizations 
Black masks
Hiding they identity to mask 
Batman descriptively has the sketches on his pad 
The dark knight will rise
I use the bat...

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Batman and Robin leap through the smashed vault door.

Robin: " Holey moley, Batman, You were right! They're robbing the bank!"
Batman: " Right you are, Robin. What a fiendishly clever criminal prank!"
Holey Moley: " So you spotted me, Twin Tumors! I'm so tired of you two!"
HM:"...

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Wonder Woman, Wolverine,
fight the baddies, make a scene.

Superman can fly up high,
saves us from a falling sky.

Aquaman swims under water
where he rescued someone’s daughter.

Batman has the best high tech
and leaves the villains in a wreck.

The Hulk is all about the smash;
when he’s done they look...

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