Short Batman Poems

Batman had Robin
Lone Ranger rode with Tonto
heroes never one...

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Sad story of sorts
the man I knew as Batman
is now a cartoon...

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There is no batman
for every badman. 

Volodymyr Knyr
2017...

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pow!
batman and robin
throwing cream puffs



posted  on July 2, 2018...

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Batman extracted serum - one hero faced fear for a 
world vaccine.






28.08.2020...

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Then BANG, there it was,
Batman killed at the movies,
Are you kidding me?

(c) 2015 PJ Bayliss

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Get Batman real
He grabs the bad guys who steal
Now here is the deal
Would Batman have slight appeal
Without his fine Batmobile?...

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if i could
be a bird
i'd be
a robin

some say
i'm a
sign but i'm
in disguise

springing from
city heights
fighting crime
holy ornothology batman...

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Batman and Robin were done!
Out cold, on a road, via stun-gun!
-   ‘long came a truck
-   both of them struck
Now it’s just:  “Flatman” and “Ribbon”
5/17/2014...

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Be a cowboy, the TV once beamed at me
    Later on, a baseball or football star

  For a while, of 'He-Man' I was a devotee
    ~ Today, I resell Batman-type cars...

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rarely look out
vibrations don’t titillate
same bat time...same bat channel*

5/18/2020

From 1960’s television show “Batman.” This is the way they would advertise....

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I am so proud to have you as a companion of mine
as we together fight all of Poetry Soup's bullies one at a time.

Amy, You are truly the Batman to my Robin.

Luv Ya Sweetie!...

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Must visit Niagara Falls, it's been too long a while
We live quite close, about one hundred miles
A glorious sight
Fantasy takes flight
Dream of going over in a Batman attire...

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if I am a Batman I will make all tinsel town guys bite the dust

August 30, 2020
Syllable count : 17
Checked on howmanysyllables.com
Contest : If I Am A Super Heroine-Hero
Sponsor : JCB Burl...

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Riddle me this Batman ?

If Aliens don't exist ?

How come i just had the most engrossing conversation ?

With the Son of Spock

What's that all about ?

Enterprise to Bridge Out

Catch you later Jnr 

It's been engaging...

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even when you choose she who licked herself clean
those late nights out with Robin
my never got his bat up man
then your secret niece
 sake pick a side
heres where
batman lied
for the last time
just an ornament
in the garden outside...

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simply is simple 
I wish I might feign
I wish I might go
to stumble
to quake
simply is something
I feign I might die
I feign I might rise
to reverie
to time
simple is simply is simple is not
to close
to open
to get the maestro out...

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(Limerick)


Batman and Robin hit the Joker
But their blow was only a croaker
The Joker hit back
But instead hit Jack
Who said "I'm glad, the Joker's an smoker!


Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014


09.16.2014...

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THE REELING BATMOBILE

Batman unmasked -  a child
sits in the reeling batmobile.

“Grandma, your Superman”
“Okay,”  I say,

“Then who’s Grandpa?”
The three year old replies:

“He’s Wonder Woman,”
The car roars with laughter.

10/1/2018...

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(Limerick)


Batman and Robin sped to their car
But the Joker outran them by far
Joker got in it
But he didn't fit
Then yelled" Guess have to throw my guitar!"


Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014


09.16.2014...

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Slide-out Coke machines
Superman/Batman comics
10 cent hot dogs
AM radio
Black & white TV
Rabbit-ear antennae
Bubblegum baseball cards
Tinny speakers at drive-in
Drive-in diners
Vacation bible school
Barefoot summers
Homemade playgrounds
A quarter made you rich......

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Just met an 
    Islamic lady 
She was soft spoken 
    far too young for 
me 
   but she did have on a Batman 
tea shirt 
  She has come to AMERICA
  and is learning English 
the same language Winston Churchill 
   spoke 
who has passed 
    into whatever........

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He eggsisted in Gotham City.
An eggstrodinarily evil criminal
who eggsaspirated Batman and Robin.
Highly eggscentric in character,
crime was eggsquisite to him.
However, Batman always made his career eggstinct.

Based on the sixties television show "Batman".
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Holy climate change, Batman
  Galloping glacier melt, Robin
Rising seas and floodwaters, Batman
  Coastal towns underground, Robin

Cavalier carbon emissions, Batman
  Clueless coal mine re-openings, Robin
Tons of trapped atmospheric pollutants, Batman
  Anti-intellectual animadversion against science, Robin...

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Santa's not coming this year 
he was blinded by Rudolph 
trip down the stairs 
on his way down his suspenders snapped 
giving him a concussion 
right now Santa thinks he's Batman 
as he runs around the house 
with his red suit 
adjusted like a cape  
mrs.Claus annoyed 
by the thought of being called Robin 
is about to snap...

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