Short Batman Poems
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Then BANG, there it was,
Batman killed at the movies,
Are you kidding me?
(c) 2015 PJ Bayliss
Get Batman real
He grabs the bad guys who steal
Now here is the deal
Would Batman have slight appeal
Without his fine Batmobile?
No relief in today’s news
We’re living in Gotham City under siege
Flash the signal ~ calling Batman
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: 3rd place 2025
Saturday morning cartoons for kids
Pow! Batman and Robin save the day
Heroes and villains at play
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
if i could
be a bird
i'd be
a robin
some say
i'm a
sign but i'm
in disguise
springing from
city heights
fighting crime
holy ornothology batman
Form:
Batman and Robin were done!
Out cold, on a road, via stun-gun!
- ‘long came a truck
- both of them struck
Now it’s just: “Flatman” and “Ribbon”
5/17/2014
Be a cowboy, the TV once beamed at me
Later on, a baseball or football star
For a while, of 'He-Man' I was a devotee
~ Today, I resell Batman-type cars
Wardrobe malfunction for Robin,
resorting to needle and bobbin ~
mishap happened behind a church
leaving Batman high in a lurch.
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
rarely look out
vibrations don’t titillate
same bat time...same bat channel*
5/18/2020
From 1960’s television show “Batman.” This is the way they would advertise.
I am so proud to have you as a companion of mine
as we together fight all of Poetry Soup's bullies one at a time.
Amy, You are truly the Batman to my Robin.
Luv Ya Sweetie!
Must visit Niagara Falls, it's been too long a while
We live quite close, about one hundred miles
A glorious sight
Fantasy takes flight
Dream of going over in a Batman attire
Gotham City’s local hero Batman
for every villain devises a master plan
He never fails to outwit his foes
whose maniacal ploys fall like crumbling dominoes
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
if I am a Batman I will make all tinsel town guys bite the dust
August 30, 2020
Syllable count : 17
Checked on howmanysyllables.com
Contest : If I Am A Super Heroine-Hero
Sponsor : JCB Burl
Moonsack Reynolds and Sylvester Brime
are funny names that do not rhyme,
and while that's no reason for you to care
that I wear batman underwear,
consider that as I turn to leave,
your silverware is up my sleeve.
Riddle me this Batman ?
If Aliens don't exist ?
How come i just had the most engrossing conversation ?
With the Son of Spock
What's that all about ?
Enterprise to Bridge Out
Catch you later Jnr
It's been engaging
even when you choose she who licked herself clean
those late nights out with Robin
my never got his bat up man
then your secret niece
sake pick a side
heres where
batman lied
for the last time
just an ornament
in the garden outside
simply is simple
I wish I might feign
I wish I might go
to stumble
to quake
simply is something
I feign I might die
I feign I might rise
to reverie
to time
simple is simply is simple is not
to close
to open
to get the maestro out
(Limerick)
Batman and Robin hit the Joker
But their blow was only a croaker
The Joker hit back
But instead hit Jack
Who said "I'm glad, the Joker's an smoker!
Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014
09.16.2014
THE REELING BATMOBILE
Batman unmasked - a child
sits in the reeling batmobile.
“Grandma, your Superman”
“Okay,” I say,
“Then who’s Grandpa?”
The three year old replies:
“He’s Wonder Woman,”
The car roars with laughter.
10/1/2018
(Limerick)
Batman and Robin sped to their car
But the Joker outran them by far
Joker got in it
But he didn't fit
Then yelled" Guess have to throw my guitar!"
Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014
09.16.2014
Slide-out Coke machines
Superman/Batman comics
10 cent hot dogs
AM radio
Black & white TV
Rabbit-ear antennae
Bubblegum baseball cards
Tinny speakers at drive-in
Drive-in diners
Vacation bible school
Barefoot summers
Homemade playgrounds
A quarter made you rich...
Just met an
Islamic lady
She was soft spoken
far too young for
me
but she did have on a Batman
tea shirt
She has come to AMERICA
and is learning English
the same language Winston Churchill
spoke
who has passed
into whatever.....
He eggsisted in Gotham City.
An eggstrodinarily evil criminal
who eggsaspirated Batman and Robin.
Highly eggscentric in character,
crime was eggsquisite to him.
However, Batman always made his career eggstinct.
Based on the sixties television show "Batman".
Holy climate change, Batman
Galloping glacier melt, Robin
Rising seas and floodwaters, Batman
Coastal towns underground, Robin
Cavalier carbon emissions, Batman
Clueless coal mine re-openings, Robin
Tons of trapped atmospheric pollutants, Batman
Anti-intellectual animadversion against science, Robin
Santa's not coming this year
he was blinded by Rudolph
trip down the stairs
on his way down his suspenders snapped
giving him a concussion
right now Santa thinks he's Batman
as he runs around the house
with his red suit
adjusted like a cape
mrs.Claus annoyed
by the thought of being called Robin
is about to snap