Wild raccoons came in and took over Uncle Steve’s birthday bash.
They did not bring presents, food, well wishes or any cash.
The rest of us scrambled away from the clubhouse in a flash.
Frankly, I did not know that Grandma Willie had that much dash
Brett threw himself a party
Since he hit the big 4-0
And there never was a question if
We would or wouldn’t go.
He planned it with his mother’s help
And catered in the food,
With jars of flowers on the tables
For a festive mood.
A slide show played with photos
Showing years of happy pics
As the guests all met and mingled,
Quite a varied friendly mix.
Several people took the stage to speak
And what stood out to me
Was what every tribute mentioned,
Not just generosity,
But the many ways that Brett has shown
To family and friends,
So much caring and affection,
Which, once started, never ends.
The party was delightful
And all gathered there for Brett
Surely’d join me in the hope this was
His favorite birthday yet.
(Brett, like my daughter, his girlfriend,
has “special needs.”)
It was in time square
Some was aware
Would walk and stare
Look up
At ball cup
It was soon midnight
Was ball coming down blinking lights
Was cold people was bold
It was flash and dash
The
NEW YEAR EVA BASH
Damian watched her with a
Small smile spreading across
His face. She stood on the bed
in front of Him. Complex crucible
Calculations collected volcanic
Explosive combustions.
That was all There was.
They had one Another in
Succulent successive
Orgasmic stimulation
The only word
That crossed his mind was
"Daamn." He fell to the bed
Pulling her on top of him.
She straddled him, one leg on
Each side.
"Delilah." He
Whispered her name in the
Twilight morning. Complex
Crucible calculated collected
Volcanic explosive combinations.
Continued.
They had one Another in and
Out of Succulent successive
Systematic orgasmic
Simulation for half the morning.
Dawn was a slow satisfaction
Which she was so strongly
And stately susceptible to.
"Yesss baby." She breathed
The words. Damian could
Only watch her in awe. While
He breathed deeply with long
Slow inhales and exhales.
Delilah was ecstatic and smiling
Pleased with herself and
Pleased with him.
Vlad Putin was dealing with state affairs
On his way back he skidded down the stairs
You could smell the foul gas
Cos' he ruptured his a.s.s
No get well wishes because nobody cares.
He'd fallen over and broke his a.s.s. bone
A guard rushed over when he heard a moan
Hard luck you commie jerk
Cos' it's karma at work
Start praying now for your sins and atone
Written on 2nd December 2022.
noisemaker-favors
bright dunce cap, chin-snapstring
—plus one candle
blowout
with wrinkles, age spots
10/2/2021 (7th)
Bright balloons
from garden--
fresh cut blooms,
A bright summer bouquet
of asters and primrose,
asparagus fern gay,
elegant pink dahlia
in ceramic vase, a
touch of nostalgia.
Gracing imposing dinner table
set for twenty special invitees,
a night of fantasy and fable--
Violins softly playing Mozart
in the comfortable drawing room,
walls lined with impressionistic art.
For each guest a night to remember
welcoming them to the county bar--
initiating each new member.
written June 30, 2021
Your weekend bash, truly a monster smash ~ one strong end to a weekend
After the bash
when the noise is dashed
a lone cigarette
flickers ~
then ash
be there
they come from
everywhere
its bright light
ball drop night
champane slash
CITY
TIME SQUARE BASH
Grandma Gertie's grandson's getting married
Though Grandma looks like she's a bit harried
Hey, Grandma, just chill out
No need to cry or pout
New frying pan's for FOOD! -- Why you worried?!
It was night big city light on the Wall blinking ball we jump and bump to the band we spend lot of cash it was a NEW YEaRS Eva BASH
E-xciting birthday bash
M-akes you feel the joy;
I-mmeasurable pleasure
L-eads the mirth that
Y-ou employ.
V-arious nice activities
A-re prepared for the event,
S-hadows are still watching,
Q-uesting for brighter moment.
U-nder the wide blue sky,
E-ighth July storm won't lash;
Z-one of rain has yielded to exciting birthday bash.
A-s I share the birthday bash,
R-apture just makes it right;
L-ong night has passed by,
E-arly sun shines so bright.
N-ew dawn has broken after the twilight disappears;
E-xcitement brought by morn makes the eyes dry the tears.
A-ugust fourteenth day
R-eceive my warm regard;
I-mmeasurable gladness
O-ffers fun from greeting card.
L-aughter and sheer cheer completes the happiness;
A-nother delight destroys chaos, muss and mess.
O-bliterate the muddle,
L-et confusion collapse;
A-lthough there's mare's nest,
V-ery soon it will lapse.
I-t's the thrill and mirth that reign,
D-akness they totally quash;
E-ndless ecstasy and light
S-hare the birthday bash.
B-irthday brings big bash,
I-n the sky it starts to shine;
N-ew dawn has broken,
A-nother weather looks fine.
O-n first morn of July,
G-reetings come in a flash;
A-fter the night is gone,
D-ay of birth brings big bash.
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