Best Bash Poems

I was working in the Capitol late one night 
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
Nancy Pelosi began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
She did the bash
She did the Samoan bash
She did the bash
It was a liberal smash
She did the Bash
It gave me a rash...

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It was her big day, she'd waited a while
Her excitement was building, but so was her bile
She'd planned this party to the final detail
Invited all of her friends, she just couldn't fail

Picking up her new wand, she began to get ready
Her nervousness making her a...

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I didn't get lost in the forest that day, it was my beautiful friend Angels Birthday- when night turned so quickly from day ,when the light just faded away. 
The rain pattered uncaringly on my sweating fybromyalgic hair ,no we didn't get lost that day,...

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Just when they thought the house was pristine
They were blinded by flashes, purple and green
A psychedelic flare shot up through the roof
Then crashed back down with a loud, smoky POOF!

It hissed and it fizzled in the middle of the room
They all backed away from the...

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Picture this..? Seedy joint.'mediocre comedy one Kiev night.
Hunky billionaire bored and sour, joins his guests Uneventful hour.?
A pan faced man is on the stage, mocking life with inward rage.
George faintly get the vibe, listens more to invective and diatribe 
Pulling on Havanna cigar, despite no...

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I bash in mirrors, now I see
Demolish the wine glass, now I hear
Kicked in all doors, now I'm safe
Broke all the windows, now I breathe
And, gave you to many chances
             Now I see
...

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Nyasha announced, "Alright 
Everybody we are about to 
Present Delilah with her baby
Gifts." Damian interrupted
"Wait she's still upstairs 
Sleeping."  He bounded the
Steps to call the sisters. He 
Opened the door.  Poked his
Head in, "is she still..." of 
Course he saw her bright eyes
Immediately....

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Let’s throw a big spectacular bash. 
And party with a smash and some flair.
Then we can grow a sexy moustache. 
And party on our face with some hair.

Maybe we should just have a ball. 
And party with black tie and a coat.
Then we can all...

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Vlad Putin was dealing with state affairs 
On his way back he skidded down the stairs
You could smell the foul gas
Cos' he ruptured his a.s.s
 No get well wishes because nobody cares. 


He'd fallen over and broke his a.s.s. bone 
A guard rushed over when...

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Dolly answered, "I'm  just a little 
Fatigued,  I'm ok though. I
Think I should lie down. Molly
Followed Dolly to the master
Bedroom upstairs. Dolly 
Confessed her heart To Molly
"Molly I love Damian soo much.
He is my whole life now.
Where was
I before I met him. I...

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Don’t the years go quick?
It’s another birthday BBQ
It’s that time of year again
When acquaintance is renewed

When family and friends
Come affably together
To eat a hearty meal outdoors
And sod the English weather

The beer and wine is chilled
The buffet has been prepared
The BBQ is well alight
No planning has...

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Dolly Maintained her ravenous 
Appetite and gained weight.
Damian kept the new
 refrigerator Stocked with fruits 
vegetables Exotic foods and 
other goodies. Two days had
Slowly passed. Damian finally 
Assembled the crib. 
"Baby shower Time is upon us."
She loved to see Damian happy.
"It won't be much longer...

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We've been having a "Bash Santa" week, but I wrote limericks this morning about Putin breaking his tailbone.  So, Tom suggested we have a "Bash Putin" week.  Here are three more from me.  Please join in bashing that dastardly demon if you...

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Grandma Gertie's grandson's getting married
Though Grandma looks like she's a bit harried 
   Hey, Grandma, just chill out
   No need to cry or pout
New frying pan's for FOOD! -- Why you worried?!...

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Damian watched her with a
Small smile spreading across 
His face. She stood on the bed
in front of Him. Complex crucible 
Calculations collected volcanic 
Explosive combustions. 
 That was all There was.
 They had one Another in
Succulent successive 
Orgasmic stimulation 
The only word 
That crossed his...

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