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Vlad Putin was dealing with state affairs On his way back he skidded down the stairs You could smell the foul gas Cos' he ruptured his a.s.s No get well wishes because nobody cares. He'd fallen over and broke his a.s.s. bone A guard rushed over when he heard a moan Hard luck you commie jerk Cos' it's karma at work Start praying now for your sins and atone Written on 2nd December 2022.

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Brian Sambourne

Date: 7/16/2023 6:51:00 AM

I hope Putin is brought to justice somehow. A grand political limerick, Tom, that has truth at its core. Best wishes, Brian

Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/16/2023 11:57:00 AM

Thank you very much Brian, I hope so too, he cares little for human life even sending kids and ex cons to fight in Ukraine, hell awaits him. Hope your weekend is going well. Tom

Aysha Nuwas

Date: 2/21/2023 11:20:00 PM

I can certainly relate to this, nice poem!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 2/21/2023 11:52:00 PM

Thank you very much Aysha, just having a dig at that physchopath Putin, I've written quite a few since he launched his unjust invasion of a peaceful nation. Tom

Eve Roper

Date: 12/7/2022 9:59:00 AM

So many sins he has on his soul. Good one, Tom.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/7/2022 10:31:00 AM

Thank you Eve, he'll pay for his sins if not in this life certainly the next. Tom

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/4/2022 2:20:00 AM

- He doesn't deserve to be mentioned in a single word ... if hell exists, it is his future home ... let him burn for all eternity, Tom - He really is a mass murderer... and he does it with a smile - hugs

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/4/2022 4:39:00 AM

Thank you Anne, he'll always be known as a murdering russian scum. Tom

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 12/3/2022 1:58:00 PM

And the Oscar for Limerick goes...to Tom! Truly a marvelous and hilarious Limerick, my friend. Superb work. Congrats!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/3/2022 3:11:00 PM

Lol thank you Demetrios. A shame he didn't bash his head when he fell, he wouldn't have got any sympathy from me. Tom

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 12/3/2022 9:34:00 AM

Great limericks with a touch of humour.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/3/2022 10:12:00 AM

Thank you Victor, couldn't happen to a nicer man lol. Tom

Valsa George

Date: 12/2/2022 7:35:00 PM

How I wish this had happened to him in real life ! He needs, not only his ass but his whole bones, ruptured ! You are more in a hilarious mood in the Christmas season, I understand, Tom .

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/2/2022 11:16:00 PM

Thank you very much Valsa, Im not sure if it's true or not, picked up on it from Jenna limerick. Tom

I Am Anaya

Date: 12/2/2022 5:06:00 PM

Putin bashing has become infectious, I'm all in! Got a little collab. of my own going, come by. ;D

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/2/2022 11:15:00 PM

Lol thanks Anaya, if anyone deserves to be bashed it's that scum. Tom

Bj Legros Kelley

Date: 12/2/2022 3:39:00 PM

If ever anyone deserved such, it is that evil wicked devil! I was wondering if I missed this in the news. I guess it's only wishful thinking though, if only....

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/2/2022 11:14:00 PM

Thank you very much BJ, I hadnt heard of it either until I read Jenna's limerick. Tom

Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/2/2022 1:57:00 PM

Interesting work in this one. I wonder if he will get bad things in return for his attacking a small innocent country. If we live long enough, I guess we will see. Thanks for sharing this one and for dropping by my page. Sara.. We could send him a gift of garlic.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/2/2022 2:18:00 PM

Thank you Sarah, mixed with a taste of cyanide lol. Tom

Robert Gorelick

Date: 12/2/2022 12:24:00 PM

Putin to his guards was accusatory So let us embellish on that story Shoved down from his thrown... Cracked his smug coccyx bone.... This tail-ends his self-proclaimed glory I'd like to see him Russian out of the country, soiled pants and all! I agree with Milton!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/2/2022 12:33:00 PM

Thanks Robert, I take it your not a fan of that mongrel lol Tom

L Milton Hankins

Date: 12/2/2022 11:55:00 AM

Super duper, Tom. I like these a lot! It would be fun if we could get them all together in one place.

L Milton Hankins
Date: 12/2/2022 7:30:00 PM

Yes! Yes!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/2/2022 12:31:00 PM

If we get more it would be better if they were in one place. Then send them to the Russian embassy lol.

Jenna Logan

Date: 12/2/2022 11:42:00 AM

I LOVE the 'Commie jerk' line. haha. Great limericks, Tom. These are even more fun than bashing Santa. Milt just sent two limericks to add to mine, so I'll open a collab.

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/2/2022 12:34:00 PM

Leave them on yours, Tom. I think Robert offered you a limerick, divided by periods. He added one on mine, too.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/2/2022 12:30:00 PM

Lol thanks Jenna, Santa is a pussycat compared to that mongrel. You want me to soupmail you these or leave as is?