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Baker Poems - Poems about Baker

Premium Member There Goes The Baker
The echoes in cartoons, The sermons in static, How every chorus begs us To wake, or vanish. Maybe God is a director. I don’t know. But the script is too perfect, And the extras too hollow, Like the background forgot How to breathe on its own. There goes the Baker. Popping pills in his blue buggy with one red ball and another blue dangling from...

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Categories: baker, beauty, blue, hello, red,
Form: Blank verse
Sherlock Holmes
When Holmes ejaculated, 'It doesn't take a brilliant detective to identify many of the people on this planet are damaged or defective,' Dr. Watson was heard to observe, 'Never a truer word spoken. Most we meet, at 221B Baker street, are utterly, if not completely, broken. Psychologists reason, 'Conditioning's the cause for them to follow such absurd routines,' but it's my considered and confirmed belief, insanity...

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Categories: baker, character, fun, humorous, silly,
Form: Rhyme



love, underbaked
I baked a whole tray— not for me. I’ve never liked brownies, too sweet on tongue, too soft for teeth… But you once said you'd like to try mine. They cracked as they left the oven. I bit, too soon— blistered my tongue on sugar too young to settle. If only you were here to taste it… you’d know what I meant. They’re best straight from the...

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Categories: baker, boy, break up, for
Form: Free verse
Joe Don Baker
He was born in Groesbeck, Texas and his name was Joe Don Baker. Sadly, after living for nearly nine decades, he needed an undertaker. He attended North Texas State College on a sports scholarship. He starred in "The Living Daylights", "Cape Fear" and "Joysticks". When I say that he was a very talented man, it's not a joke. He died...

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Categories: baker, cancer, celebrity, death, eulogy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Pi That’s of Math Has Its Day
The pi that’s of math has its day, But that of the baker, no way. Though both are quite round, Less merit is found, In pies that in stomachs do lay. ...

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Categories: baker, food, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick



The Timid Baker of Our Town
In a quiet town, there lived young Tommy, Though folks called him “coward,” he was never balmy. His baked goods were famous, a delight to all, But when trouble arose, he would just let it stall. “Hey, Tommy, come join us!” the tough guys would cry, But he’d smile and shake his...

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Categories: baker, confidence, conflict, courage, in
Form: Narrative
Premium Member The Bakers
Where are the Bakers of Poetry Soup? I miss their energy and the queen’s haikus I hope all is well let me visit their page For no response from soup mail I made Bill and Sara are you ok?...

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Categories: baker, america, appreciation, for her,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Souper called Sara Etgen-Baker
My dear Souper Sara Etgen-Baker tastes bittersweet moments. Sweet, because she's riding on a beautiful horse to be a number one. Bitter, because she doesn't have the same time to spend in the PoetrySoup with her brothers and sisters. We've already missed you my Texan friend, you must know. Let me give you my advice my dear friend: Ride well on this race that life...

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Categories: baker, allegory, allusion, blessing, devotion,
Form: Free verse
Sara Etgen Baker
in my observance, big Sara Etgen-Baker nice keen poetess...

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Categories: baker, tribute,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member the Baker Boys
The Bakers Boys had a bakery for as long as I knew. We would get fudge, cookies, cakes, and pies from them too. My grandma bought sourdough and rye. My mom would buy cookies from no other guy. Why do you call them boys? I asked my mother. She had no answer, but I heard snickering from my brother. You forget...

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Categories: baker, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Happy Birthday Bill Baker
“Happy Birthday to Bill Baker for February the 10th” A poet friend held in such high esteem A man of wisdom and positivity Who shines as brightly as a beacons beam A kind, respectful man A poet extraordinaire Abundant with understanding and compassion His good humour he is now beginning to share So, to you my Texan buddy I wish you a wonderful day Enjoy,...

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Categories: baker, birthday, tribute,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Happy Birthday Sara Baker, Saraku
she is an ever-glowing pink rose in winter with sun-kissed petals her diamond quill flickers gold across the cosmic canvas of soupers ...

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Categories: baker, birthday,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Santa Baker
Santa Baker was the best chef in the house. We like his remnants the best said his mouse. Mrs. Claus did not mind, she did not like to bake. Santa’s specialty was a Chocolate mint Christmas cake....

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Categories: baker, christmas,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Dusty Baker
Major League Baseball Manager, Dusty Baker. He's a great character and a playmaker. In San Francisco, a World Series loser. In Houston, a World Series Winner....

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Categories: baker, sports,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Valentine the Baker
Valentine opened her bakery doors at four. Two regulars came in for coffee, no more. What Valentine Magic to you have in store? I am baking pink and red cakes to take next door. A sailor arrived at five, carrying an oak oar. I just left my sweetie by the southern shore. Do you have any cupcakes? I will buy four. Valentine...

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Categories: baker, valentines day,
Form: Monorhyme

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