Babysitter Poems - Poems about Babysitter

there is another retirement party for me tomorrow. I was wondering how in the world I could attend. After all, I have a new puppy and there is an old angry dog here. She is less than thrilled...Read the rest...

I saw a report on the news today, about what Social Media did. People were yelling and screaming how, they’re not babysitting our kid. If you can’t control what your children watch, while you live with them all day long. Why...Read the rest...

We have never had a babysitter that was a bunny! What are your concerns? I asked my pet cat Honey. Does she have a sense of humor? Will she be funny? My spaniel Henry had no questions, he...Read the rest...

Tired babysitter thought she’d have some Post Toasty cereal. The milk knocked her flat, she fell asleep in their papa’s chair. When parents came home, they called her Mom Miss Merrial. Could she spend the night? She was...Read the rest...

Melvin was enthralled with three sisters so fine I will keep careful watch oas if they are mine. The sisters were Marigold, Mercy and May. They were readily watched by Melvin O’Shay. He is a wise owl. I completely...Read the rest...

She heard a commotion A woman’s plea A woman’s scream A loud thud Silence Her heart was beating rapidly She pretended she was asleep when he came in The children’s father paid her twenty dollars He took her home She never saw their mother This...Read the rest...

The babysitter could barely read the book, this being the wild. For a screaming, squalling baby was on her lap, wailing and stuff. But she was determined to conquer this irritated unhappy little child. She was supposed...Read the rest...

Vibrant vigorous vexing virginal vampire name of Amanda Lou Could transmogrify, materialize, reincarnate and shapeshift too. Other trick-or-treaters would get a shimmery, shivery, shocking shock When she changed from a vamp to an imp to a fairy...Read the rest...

Death of dating started to happen on a Wednesday. We had eaten a lovely supper at a favorite restaurant Loved it going down. Not so much two hours later as it came back up Death of dating continued to...Read the rest...

Methinks the here to fore purposeful inclusion of key word "babysitter" a slight oversight describing residents at Highland Manor (a...Read the rest...

She yanked Sue by the belly, She pinched Lou on the nose. She shoved us from the telly And she trampled on our toes. She went through the cupboards, snooping And she stole our paper clips. But the worst stench was...Read the rest...

Sometimes sweet Sometimes bitter The babysitter Watches over naughty kids While parents dine on steak and wine And upon return the children wake For Mum and Dad to tuck them in Destined for La La Land As Mum and Dad make...Read the rest...

It's another lazy day My room has had its fill of darkness and its play The baby's sleepin' still I'll run on up the stairs and pour my morning tea that is if no one cares- I'll flip on the T.V. Watchin' all...Read the rest...

Need A Babysitter Horn Limerick Should have seen all the Trump litter No wonder supporters became a quitter After all his nonsense putting up with Separating truth from lies and myth Has been know to need a babysitter. Jim Horn...Read the rest...

She lived just behind us on the cross street. We were young and poor, our children, mere babies. Now, our youngest is 48, she's a bit older. We're approaching senility but she remembers . . . changing diapers, heating formula, bedtime stories, and fried bologna sandwiches....Read the rest...