Babysitter Poems - Poems about Babysitter

there is another retirement party for me tomorrow. I was wondering how in the world I could attend. After all, I have a new puppy and there is an old angry dog here. She is less than thrilled about this new interloper. Luckily, Buddy has adopted Beau, the new puppy. They are frolicking in the yard together, chewing on sticks together,...

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I saw a report on the news today, about what Social Media did. People were yelling and screaming how, they’re not babysitting our kid. If you can’t control what your children watch, while you live with them all day long. Why are you blaming Social Media , when something they might see goes wrong. If you don’t want them exposed to some things, that...

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We have never had a babysitter that was a bunny! What are your concerns? I asked my pet cat Honey. Does she have a sense of humor? Will she be funny? My spaniel Henry had no questions, he is always sunny. Babysitter arrived driving a pretty pastel bike. Hey! Said Henry. Let’s take a little hike! I have a better idea!...

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Tired babysitter thought she’d have some Post Toasty cereal. The milk knocked her flat, she fell asleep in their papa’s chair. When parents came home, they called her Mom Miss Merrial. Could she spend the night? She was already asleep and there. Babysitter’s mama came over and picked her daughter up. She knew these children woke up at the crack...

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Melvin was enthralled with three sisters so fine I will keep careful watch oas if they are mine. The sisters were Marigold, Mercy and May. They were readily watched by Melvin O’Shay. He is a wise owl. I completely trust him. Said the girls’ mother Mrs. McKim. Entrusting her daughters to the care of the owl. Who was an incredible babysitter, a...

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She heard a commotion A woman’s plea A woman’s scream A loud thud Silence Her heart was beating rapidly She pretended she was asleep when he came in The children’s father paid her twenty dollars He took her home She never saw their mother This was the first time he had driven a babysitter home She could not stop shaking Wondering when he would stop the car And...

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The babysitter could barely read the book, this being the wild. For a screaming, squalling baby was on her lap, wailing and stuff. But she was determined to conquer this irritated unhappy little child. She was supposed to let her cry herself to sleep, but she was not tough. She could not stand the wailing, sobbing, anguish of...

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Vibrant vigorous vexing virginal vampire name of Amanda Lou Could transmogrify, materialize, reincarnate and shapeshift too. Other trick-or-treaters would get a shimmery, shivery, shocking shock When she changed from a vamp to an imp to a fairy on one block walk. A charmer, this darling girl named Amanda Lou, so she enchanted them. Changing from ghoul to ghost to...

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Death of dating started to happen on a Wednesday. We had eaten a lovely supper at a favorite restaurant Loved it going down. Not so much two hours later as it came back up Death of dating continued to happen the next Friday When a disgruntled employee who was fired put shards of glass Into the chunks of blue cheese that...

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Methinks the here to fore purposeful inclusion of key word "babysitter" a slight oversight describing residents at Highland Manor (a particularly nagging omission in previous epistle to detail, how flat screen televisions ...

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She yanked Sue by the belly, She pinched Lou on the nose. She shoved us from the telly And she trampled on our toes. She went through the cupboards, snooping And she stole our paper clips. But the worst stench was her pooping, Then she ate our potato chips! I have had it, I told my siblings. Go find a long rope, and scissors...

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Sometimes sweet Sometimes bitter The babysitter Watches over naughty kids While parents dine on steak and wine And upon return the children wake For Mum and Dad to tuck them in Destined for La La Land As Mum and Dad make love as planned...

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It's another lazy day My room has had its fill of darkness and its play The baby's sleepin' still I'll run on up the stairs and pour my morning tea that is if no one cares- I'll flip on the T.V. Watchin' all the game shows (I know 'em all by heart) When 11 quickly goes I guess it's time to start So shut the T.V. off and...

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Need A Babysitter Horn Limerick Should have seen all the Trump litter No wonder supporters became a quitter After all his nonsense putting up with Separating truth from lies and myth Has been know to need a babysitter. Jim Horn...

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My parents said I could not keep the black, stray cat. They explained our canary would not survive that. Parents out, a sitter, and my four-year-old mind Let the cat in and hoped for the best in due time. I am ashamed to have plotted murder when four, Sad an innocent bird died cause I liked cats more. The whole family...

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