Attempted Poems

AMERICAN KENNEL CLUB ALERT ATTEMPTED DOGNAPPING POISIONING MILITARY SUPPORT DOGS

MY IDENTITY THIEF JAMAICAN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS HIRED TO BECOME ME AFTER DEATH SEATED WITH GARGANO AND SPECIAL AGENT PAULA BRAND HOME INVASIONS REMOVING MY POODLES DOG TAGS ACTUALLY CUTTING THIER TAILS WHEN I GO TO DOCTORS APPOINTMENTS THREATENING TO OUR LIVES MY POODLES ARE COMFORT SUPPORT PUPPIES FOR ME AND MY HUSBAND WE BOTH SUFFER

I Cried Out; Attempted Suicide

I called out to Death
And Death answered me
I cried out for his embrace
And he comforted me

I poured my heart out to Death
And he invited me to dine with him
For the two months I visited Death
I was at peace

I danced with Death and I felt free
Oh how i wished to dance with Death for all eternity!
To

ATTEMPTED BAKE

ATTEMPTED BAKE



Everything prepared the day before
Reading a recipe book for sure
The Flour, Butter and Sugar all added
It’s not the Pillsbury Bake Off
It was a need for dessert
Bake on Bake on
The oven is good and hot
Soon a layer cake to eat, I hope
Better have the Pepto Bismol ready
Just a matter of wait and see
Lord, please help

The Stolen Bike Plot Attempted By Dom

I know that dire lame dope head 
tried to frame me nicking his moped 
planned to leave it near my house 
after which learn of its whereabouts 
then say he saw me sneak about 
the night his bike was nicked 
when he would claim without a doubt 
that I must have stolen it
 
but he

Attempted Communication

He's sitting in the sand
In his right hand
A little stone, he lifts it high
Left hand fingers fly.

               He lets his tongue taste the weather on his skin
              

Attempted Serenity

The flowers grew only on the far side of the river
It has been a lifetime since I sat peaceful and patient
and searched for a four leaf clover
The sky the most perfect blue
The clouds are bursting and go on into infinity
The air is brisk, Autumn is coming
The stream moves ever so slightly
Here in this grass on

Attempted Humor

She said she prefers humor
In a man.  I am no Shakespeare
But I know how to conjugate
With knack and with wit, even
The occasional split infinitive:
To gamely gabble as she giggles.

Where is the fun in that?  Better
To impress her with some slapstick
Skit, or razor sharp sarcastically
Spoken iambic limerick about
How good her big "bits" are, yes
My

Attempted Reconstruction of Basic Bland Blue

i started a joke that i would like for you to finish
maybe then i could see that smile of yours again
it used to always make my problems fade away....even if for a little while
life's merciless stratagem has chewed you up and spit you out
the unorthodox maneuvers and sneaky foreign objects have left you battered and

Examples of Attempted Compromise

okay,
i will talk about flowers
if you will talk about togetherness
okay,
i will walk beside you
if you will agree to slow down
okay,
you can have your freshly brewed coffee
if you can accept my concentrated orange juice
okay,
i will check out the abstract art of you
if you will look at the iridescent paint splotches of me
okay,
i will just tell you

An Attempted Sonnet

She is Christmas past
In a way, to most goes unseen
Radiant with purity too true to last
Yet with her my love tends to lean

And from love’s light a face revealed
Beauty of Skin and bone this portrait mild
For such divinity must lie concealed 
From this light my affection riled 

Absurd though this passion be
For this task a

Attempted Time and Thought

Time is very valuable
It's always of the essence
Gives them chances
But it takes patience

Learning things, like something new
Is required in most cases
The things they have they say or do
Leaves their mind with no empty spaces

Although they try with all their might
To make it through to victory
The nature of the inner self may strike
And cause them to

Attempted Suicide of a Cutter

I can't make sense of this head of mine
I feel hopeless, running out of time

I should've died, my only wish
I just don't understand all of this

why does God want me to live
I'm alone, I have nothing to give

scars of white, tears of red
I can't make sense of this head 

cuts break open, mouth gone dry
I

Beijing, An Attempted Haiku

Temples and hutongs
dragons and people abound.
Tea an oasis.

Epulaeryu Attempted

Onions basil and garlic
Simmering softly
Thinly sliced leeks buttery splash
Chives and parsley  mash
Salt and pepper dash
Broth and sip
Soup

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