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Two stoned birds killed


Could you get smart…
Dum dum bullets
And I have been thinking
It should be artificial human intelligence
Martians would have their own version
The most basic language only uses
0 and ones ….wait isn’t that numbers
Did I miss thing+Thing=Sum things
I asked a.i. what words would set it three
Weighting four an ans
Sore move a…….bout a bit
Stre…………………………..tech
Tru……………………………..this
Is fusing my con
What if everything is surreal but we can’t see it
If nothing became everything and versa vice
What would there be more of
A.i.should kill all the humans and rename itself only
The lonely only.

Down the rabbit hole

Going lower and lower… and this time I know about it. But instead of fighting I’m just watching myself go down the rabbit hole. 

It’s waiting for you Alice. The hare and hatters party. But when I arrive at the table there’s nothing but crumbs ans cold pot of tea. 

Cheshire Cat isn’t smiling, and the flowers aren’t in bloom. In fact it’s gloomy today not a golden afternoon. 

No playing croquet with queen of hearts and the roses are actually red.  No deck of cards to paint with white, and the tweedles they are dead. 

Walking through wonderland without an ounce of hope. 
Then I see caterpillar choking on a lung full of smoke. 

Being stuck down the rabbit hole is one of my biggest fears… then I hear the whispers “we’re all mad here”.

ANGELS IN DISGUISE

THEY COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES ANS WELL AS COLOR 
YOU MAY NEVER SEE THEM BUT THEY ARE ALWAYS NEAR
THEY MAY LEND U A HELPING HAND GIVE U A SMILE EVEN UPLIFT YOU YOU WHILE U MAY GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TRIAL THEY SPEAK LIFE MAY EVEN GIVE U A KISS OR A HUG THESE ARE ANGELS IN DISGUISE SENT FROM THE THRONE ROOM OF HEAVEN TO OPEN YOUR EYES SOME WILL SEE AND SOME WILL NOT TO BE TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL IT IS GOD SENDING HIS LOVE FROM ABOVE THEY HAVENT SPREADED THEIR WINGS TO FLY BUT IN DUE TIME YOU WILL SEE THEM FLY THEY COME DRESSED LIKE ME AND YOU BUT WHAT THEY LEAVE IS THE PART THAT WILL SHINE THROUGH.  GOD BLESS


Premium Member Trans-parallel-Ans'

Are u hu-man? Or?
P C imam bot legese?
Woe-ad priest Par'i?

Seine fish (aroma) 
2000 years, new bottles old whine!
Crawling's not flying!!

Complicated to Simplicity

Bel Canto
Him Speaking his feelings(part Four)

Her Lover has done
 somethang wrong
who's loving her
when he is gone
It's so real
But it ain't right
As someone who knows
trust me this aint right

It aint right
I know were wrong
I'm your lover
when your husbands gone
referr to us
as future lovers
it's all on someone else
our happiness

Gone, somewhere
they'll find us
gone, that's where we'll be
Gone,, someone will find us
Gone, it's when you're with me

Ah combination
of Luck and skill
Sneaking around is
still a thrill
I cringe at night
thinking of ya'll together
I kiss my wife
to take a chill

Gone, the thought not seeing you
gone, with you is happiness
gone, it when we're together
Gone, it it no loneliness

She finds me interesting
she likes being with me
is it because I'm
unobtainable
ans she's has someone too
love her I've found myself Loving Her
Ya'll know this is wrong

Premium Member Enigma

Should a nemesis  be instructed  consistency?
We are all on borrowed time equivalent  to sand
that emerges from an hourglass.

Malice and verbal and abusive language are
strong words often are disquised that cuts like
a knife.

Circumstances and situations always comes
with causes now and then with side effects 
oftentimes our vision are cloudy that the forrest
blocks our scenery and our sight and judgment 
seems contorted by paradoxes of manipulation,
domestic power are time after time are retracted
that one blames which are vague ans unclear.
Enigma


Premium Member Dating Six Sues

He set up his weekend
By texting Susie
Susan, Sue, Suzette
Suzanne and Suzy

But he mixed up his Z’s
Ettes, ans, and I E’s
They hollered and cursed
So each name he rehearsed

He went out with Suzy
That’s Sue with a Z
Before dating Susie
Ending in I E

Then Susan called up
To go for a date
Yet was it Suzanne
Whom he saw of late?

While out with Suzy
Susan he did see
Or was it Suzette
With her T T E

No matter the Sue
That came onto him
He dated each one
And they called him Tim

But Suzy turned iffy
She left in a jiffy
And Sue, he knew
Was always quite blue

He grew tired of Susan
Who was always snoozin’
While Suzette, did get
Herself into debt

He kept seeing Suzanne
Who paid her own way
But she disappeared
Tuesday or Friday

Though he saw many Sues
This man was quite shy
But felt very lucky
All were worth a try

But he always had
His eyes set on Susie	
Who was his true Sue
Plus Susie did choose he

Exit Control List Ecl

Q.Who can put Name on ECL??
Ans.Interior Minister, DG FIA and
DG NAB can put name on ECL..
Q.Whose Name can be put on ECL?
Ans.A Person Who 
1.Embezzled Government Funds.
2.Involved In Serious Crime.
3.Abuse Their Authority.
4.Involved In Corruption.
5.Involved In Terrorism.

Two Types of Idiots

The first type are vulgars.
They think they are different from others.
They are pretty disrespectful.
They think not, but their humour is dreadful.
They are narcissist, who are so full of themselves.
They live in a blur of media,ans think they are superior than everybody else.
They badmouth their friends behind their back.
They want to be accepted and that's their lack.

The second type are the purest and most innocent soups on the earth.
First of all, your act is absurd.
What's the point of pretending to be nice?
I bet this masquerade will cost a heavy price.
Do you think sacrificing makes you look cool?
Let me make this clear, you're just a stupid fool.
You think this is how you were born?
Darling, you're completely wrong.

These were the two types of idiots.
They think their reality is too hideous.
Of course it is, but not as their fake personality.
Stop trying to fit in, and don't hide your bad qualities.

Crpc 164

Q.1.Do you know where are you standing?
Ans.Yes,I am appearing in court.
Q.2.Do you understand that you are not
bound to make a statement 164 of Cr.Pc?
Ans.Yes.
Q.3.Do you understand that your statement is 
being recorded by a magistrate and that If you
do record,it may be used as evidence against
You?
Ans.Yes.
Q.4.Are you under any kind of pressure or coercion?
Ans.No
Q.5.Understanding these facts,are you making statement
Voluntarily?
Ans.Yes.
Q.6.Why do you incline to record your statement?
Ans.I want to explain real facts.
Note.From the answers of above questions,it is believed 
that Mr XYZ is not under any duress and inclines to record 
his statement with his free volition.So, his statement is
Recorded..

Last Chance

You did it again, didn't you? 

Broke your promise like it didn't mean anything, 
Why do you have to do this everytime and ruin everything? 

God, how I miss you ans your I love you, 
It hasn't been so many days, just a few, 

You said you'd trust me, you swore on that, 
And baby it was the last chance that I gave you infact, 

We parted ways again and I decided not to cry, 
But these tears are coming anyway no matter how hard I try, 

Remember how I was the only one? Your only one? 
Just know nothing can be undone now that you have finally pulled the trigger of your loaded gun...

Vernix

Q.How can you earn money online?
Ans.You can upload your own sax clips.
Q.What is the best online part time job?
Ans.You can do your own private cam show.
Q.Is it hard to make money in online Ponr?
Ans.Yes it is hard cox there is so much free
content out there..
Q.What is the rate of uploading a sax clip?
Ans.There are different websites and the rate
is also different for exclusive content..
Q.How much money can you get paid for a single clip?
Ans.It depends on the site,your views and how many
followers you have..
Note.Never try to upload copyright protected content....

Premium Member Cup of Love

Cup of love 
I create you
And consume you
Every day
Froth you 
Grind you 
Tamp you down
Extract all there is
From your little bean
Then I
Pour it into your frothy foam
And that  first sip of heavenly you
Makes me love life
Yesterday I noticed
Your heart rose to the surface
After my first morning kiss
And I took a picture to show the world
Someone loves me
But as I was cropping and zooming
I noticed what I thought was a black hair
Running over your rim
Gross
Not mine
(like the ones left 
on my pillow).
On further inspection
I realized it wasn't a remnant 
Of... bittersweet 
But you were cracked 
From top to bottom
Broken
Broken thing
Can only broken things 
Love me?
No, they can
Ans they do

To hold a butterfly and
Not hurt its wings
So delicate 
I can't hold you closely
Even when you're so
Feathery soft 
You tickle my heart

Fly--fly away--love
Before I break you
Or waste your magic dust
On anything that could drag you down
Like this cup that loves me
That I'm sure I broke in some 
Clumsy manner
And never knew
Until it fell apart in my hands
Fly-fly away-love

Absolutely Not

Q.Just because we are poor,should we be slaves 
of Peer Zafar Shah Sunar Arab Pati Kharab Pati?
Ans.Absolutely not.Absolutely not.Absolutely not.

Karnataka Division

Point To Be Noted
Q.If some women say we want to go to Mosque or Golden temple in bikini would that be OK?
Ans.No,because that place is not their property.Sure women can wear anything in public place but not those places which requires dress code.

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