Dating Six Sues

He set up his weekend By texting Susie Susan, Sue, Suzette Suzanne and Suzy But he mixed up his Z’s Ettes, ans, and I E’s They hollered and cursed So each name he rehearsed He went out with Suzy That’s Sue with a Z Before dating Susie Ending in I E Then Susan called up To go for a date Yet was it Suzanne Whom he saw of late? While out with Suzy Susan he did see Or was it Suzette With her T T E No matter the Sue That came onto him He dated each one And they called him Tim But Suzy turned iffy She left in a jiffy And Sue, he knew Was always quite blue He grew tired of Susan Who was always snoozin’ While Suzette, did get Herself into debt He kept seeing Suzanne Who paid her own way But she disappeared Tuesday or Friday Though he saw many Sues This man was quite shy But felt very lucky All were worth a try But he always had His eyes set on Susie Who was his true Sue Plus Susie did choose he